---> I love The Sims because it's basically just a bunch of Pansexual people speaking gibberish and setting their houses on fire.

--> The Pansexual Agenda.

-> Fact: Pansexuals created The Sims as a means of introducing the greater world to Pansexuality step by step. The Witches expansion in the Apartment was a tame way to introduce non-Pansexuals to the vastness of Panpowers.