(Les do this Thomas Sanders Style)

STORYTIME!

When I was 16, my mom and I were watching Ellen DeGeneres and my mom says:

"Oh, look! My favorite Lesbian!"

And I said, "I thought I was your favorite Lesbian?"

And she just stared at me for a moment and said:

"Oh ok."

And we just continued watching.

And that's how I came out to my mother.