From all over, I like puns.

The newest LGBT festival... North Bi Northwest.

It's Adam and Eve, not Adam or Eve. There's a reason it's called the Bi-ble.

What do you call a queer witch?

Bihexual.

*Drops wand*

If you asked me about my sexuality, I couldn't give you a straight answer.

Making a Bisexual joke can be rough 'cause it can go either way.

Everybody hates me because I'm Bisexual. (The author isn't, he just found this on the internet)

Fuck 'em all.