-----> Fact: Unlike the Gay Agenda™, the Bisexual Agenda contains a 15-minute break for snacks between sessions.

----> Fact: The Asexual Agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15-minute break for all-out anarchy.

---> Fact: The Pansexuals, with their extreme love for kitchenware, make all the snacks.

--> Fact: The Lesbian Agenda don't even have a kitchen, we just eat out.

-> I just choked on my coffee.