My friend (girl): *talking about a guy she likes*

*a random guy passes by*

My friend: oooh he's cute you should go and talk to him

Me: *Has gay energy flowing through me, looks at her blankly like todoroki*

My friend: what? Not your type

Me: guys aren't my type at all -_- I'm gay

My friend: oh do you have a crush on me?

Me: ....I littery have a girlfriend

My friend: O3O oh

Me: *Faceplams*