"Levi."
"No."
"I'm not Hanji, you know."
"Still no."
"At least hear me out, will you."
"No."
"Oh, c'mon!"
"No."
"Tsk, boring man! I'll tell Mike or Erwin then."
"Go ahead."
"...You really don't wanna know?"
"No."

You bite your bottom lip, thinking hard. This's the billionth times Levi refused to hear you out. It can be helped, though, since all you gonna says are nonsense. At least, nonsense to him. Oh well, okay, it really is nonsense.

"Umm..."
"No."
"Just a little-"
"No."
"Hear me out-"
"No."
"Pretty please..."
"Fine! What the hell you want??"

You jump happily and runs toward him, latching yourself onto his body to kiss his lips. He sigh in the kiss before circling his arms around your waist and kiss you with equal fervor.

"Now, spill. What the hell you want?" He asked again as you parted.
"Promise you won't get mad?"
"Did you do something stupid?"
"I don't think so, but..." you break away from his grip and slowly moves towards the door, stop right when you reached the doorknob.

"But... I spilled my coffee on you bed 2 hours ago." You run away as fast as you could right after saying that.

"[NAME] GET BACK HERE YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!!!!"

Oh, okay, he's super mad.