Stupid Shorts #1?
Serafall POV
'I wonder is Y/Ns home yet..." I start walking up the stairs to go to our room. Usually I wouldn't be home yet so he'll be so surprised when he sees me! I knock on the door to our room. Nobody answers so I walk in
(0:21 to 3:45)
I hear the front door open and guess who it is Y/N L/N!
"Oh uhh... Serafall didn't know you would be home so early" he rushes past me into our room. I hear the music stop and him shuffling around. I hear some helicopters and trucks outside our house.
"Serafall! What's all the noise?"
"Y/N L/N YOU ARE UNDER ARREST LOLIS ARE FOR PATTING NOT FOR FAPPING!" A member of the Lolice yelled
"I'm not going down that easy!" Y/N screamed "Super Mega Ultra Serious Series: Consecutive Serious Punches!" He unleased a hundreds of serious punches on the Lolice within the span of 1 second. But it had no effect!
"YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE LOLICE SCUMBAG!"
Y/N grits his teeth and tries to run
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3rd Person POV
"Pomf Pomf! Kimochi! What's this sticky stuff on me?" Serafall sang as she walked to the student council room. She kicked open the door and yelled "SONAAA!" But instead. Inside. She saw Saji, Issei, and Kiba
(Saji (left), Issei (Middle), Kiba (Right))
They all screamed when they saw Serafall walk in. Serafall screamed too but for a different reason. First, Issei was trying on her sister's clothes like a perv. Second, Issei died in the 1st chapter.
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Y/N and Rias decided to spend some quality time together so they decided to make a pizza. Y/N had the sauce cheese and pineapple ready to put on the pizza all Rias had to do was roll the pizza dough. "Rias just roll the fuckin' dough..." She starts rolling the dough "No! First you have to shape it..." Rias picks up the dough and throws it in the air "No. Put it down an shape it." Y/N said as he grabbed the dough and put it on the counter and shaped it
"It's not supposed to be that shape!" She makes the dough a triangle shape
Y/N fixes it "What are you doing? Just roll the pizza dough!"
"We need more pineapple" Rias says as she walks off to get more.
Y/N grabs her and pulls her towards the counter "JUST ROLL. THE. FUCKING. PIZZA DOUGH!" Rias starts putting sauce on the pizza dough "JUST ROLL THE FUCKING PIZZA DOUGH WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
Koneko walks in "Wassup" she says while going to sit at the table
"Koneko. Please help this bimbo roll the pizza dough..." she nods and goes up to the dough and starts picking it apart "What the hell are you doing?" Y/N asks
"Making sure it's boneless" Y/N just grabbed his shit and walked out of the house
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Y/N just finished saving Yasaka and her daughter from the hero faction and was told he could have anything he wanted as long as it was in their power. "Anything?" He asked
"Yes that is what I said..." Yasaka said
"All right I know what I want get Kunou in here too!" She looks confused but and reluctantly gets Kunou in the room with us. "Now just turn around..." they both turn around now Touch Fluffy Tail
Serafall POV
I was wating outside the shrine for
Y/N to come back out after getting his reward. "Ah yes. Right there!" I hear Kunou say from inside the shrine
"Not so rough!" Yasaka moans
I get my phone out ready to call the lolice again. I kick down the door and see both girl bent over with Y/N stroking their tails. He looks up at me and waves
"Yo"
(A/N: Don't know what the hell I just wrote but I should have an actual chapter out within the next day or 2. Bye)
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