"Serafall, this is honestly a shitty way to find peerage members." I mumble

"What are you talking about Y/N? It's like speed dating but for finding peerage members." Serafall claims "Now let's get this started, shall we? Hey man at the door! Let someone in!"

Man at the door opens said door and some generic looking pretty boy walks in. He sits in the chair across the table and smiles "Hello! I'm Ryo and I hate perverts!" He greets

I stare at him blankly and look at the piece of paper in front me

Name: Ryo Lyo

Sex: Male

Hates: Perverts, Riser, and Issei

Likes: His Harem

Personality: Nice, cool, caring

I stop reading at tear the paper in half "What do you even bring to the table OC-1?" I ask

"I hate perverts!" He says

"Right..." Serafall mutters

"But Serafall is a pervert." I explain

"But she's a girl. I respect women. I also hate perverts." He repeats

"Anything else?" Serafall questions

"I'm the rainbow dragon emperor." He says

"Really? He may actually be use-" He cuts Serafall off

"My sacred gear detects perverts and makes me hate them. Also I'm the strongest person in existance." He explains

Serafall stares at him with a blank look before putting her hand up and blasting him out of the room "You feel weaker than a Rias. NEXT!" Serafall yells

Another generic pretty boy walks in the room and sits in front of us "Hello, I'm Dio!" He introduces

"Y/N! A Jojo reference! He-" He cuts Serafall off

"I hate perverts, Issei, and Riser." Serafall sighs and blasts him out of the room

"What's with all these generic OCs?" Serafall says with a heavy sigh

I start to pat her head "Don't worry Sera, I'm sure someone good will come in next. Watch this, NEXT!"

This time a drill haired loli walks in "Why am I even he-" I cut her off

"YOU'RE HIRED!" I shout

"What?" Serafall says, dumbfounded by my statement

I get out of my seat, walk over to the loli, and pat her head "You're part of Serafall's peerage now." I pick her up, go to my seat, and place her on my lap

"But-" I cut Serafall off

"Shut up. 377 words in and I already found a great peerage member. NEXT!" I yell

Issei walks in the door "Hey guys-" Serafall blasts him out the second he walks in

"NEXT!" Serafall shouts, sounding pissed from all the dumbos coming in

A man who looks exactly like Issei walks in. Serafall puts her hand up ready to blast him but he starts to talk "I'm the red dragon emperor, Takashi Hyoudou. I'm exactly like Issei and so the exact same things as him. Although I'm not Issei, I just replaced him in the story, AKA took the LN and went to 'find and replace' and changed all the Issei and Ise to Takashi...." Serafall snaps and his head explodes "This is wattpad not fanfiction.net. Stay over at fanfiction.net Issei clones!" Serafall shouts "NEEXT!"

Another guy that looks like Issei walks in while Serafall and I just stare at him not looking very amused

"Hi, I'm Jason John Jeff Jimmy Klein Kirito Ryu Hyoudou, I died and was reincarnated as Issei Hyoudou-" Serafall snaps and the whole building is encased in ice. She then snaps again and it all shatters burying us in a pile of shattered ice

"Can we just go out into different anime and look for peerage members?" Serafall asks

"I thought you'd never ask."
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"Ow..." I grunt after falling from the sky and landing in the forest

"You're 'OP' but you can't even give us a nice landing? Really?" Serafall rabts while rubbing her head

"Another one of those male reader types huh? You're like the 3rd one this week. Luckily I put some pillows there since you always fall in the same place." Someone says from behind us

I turn around and see some purple haired girl staring at us

"You, explain, now." I demand

"Well you just fell from the sky and I bet next you're going to wait for me to get killed to make me join your peerage and drag me into this trash story. I think that sums it up pretty well." Neptune says "Oh yeah, you saw my picture so you must know who I am. I am Neptune, the protagonist of protagonist, best ass of all, and your new harem/peerage member!"

"Well that was easy." Serafall comments "But only Rias waits for people to die. Not me. Are you serious about joining us though?"

"Yep! Also I'm a package deal with the other CPUs! Neat huh?" Neptune says

"Yeah... neat." I mutter

"Sadly we'll only be in this story if the plot demands it or maybe for comedy purposes... I'll send you to somewhere else now. Bye!" Neptune yells with a wave
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"You gotta love Neptune, she's even a better heroine than you Sera!" I comment

"What?" Serafall growls angrily

"She's more productive, just as cute as you, has a better ass, and-" I stop once I see Serafall angrily glaring at me "Sera, you have a nice pair of eyes."

She stops glaring and smiles "Well thank you Y/N! Now where are we now?"

"Not in Kansas anymore, that's for sure." I point out

"Stop with your shitty references. This is 2019, no one will get it." Serafall claims

"People will too get it. It's not like fortnite kids are reading this shit." I explain

I start to look around and gasp in delight "I know where this is its-"

"Poptropica?" Serafall asks

"Really? You think no one will get a fucking Wizard of Oz reference but then you say 'Poptropica' I doubt anyone remembers that fine piece of art." I say "But no, this is clearly City Z."

Suddenly two girls appear in front of us

"There we go, two new peerage members!" I announce

"Huh?" The vertically challenged one asks dumbly

"Cool, over 1K words for an extra chapter! I'd call this a win! We'll just recruit you guys off screen though. Bye, Bye."

[New Peerage Members
Pawn: Tatsumaki
Bishop: Beatrice
Pawn: Fubaki
Rook: Blanc
Knight: Noir
Knight: Neptune
Pawn: Vert]

(Full Peerage
King: Serafall Leviathan
Queen: Y/N L/N
Rook: Blanc
Rook: Free
Bishop: Kuroka
Bishop: Beatrice
Knight: Neptune
Knight: Noir
Pawn: Vert
Pawn: Fubaki
Pawn: Tatsumaki
Pawn: Free
Pawn: Free
Pawn: Free
Pawn: Free
Pawn: Free

(A/N: Just suggest peerage members, if I have to add more pieces to use I will. I won't choose alot though, I don't want 50 million people to manage. Also I'm taking my ASVAB test for the Air Force soon so wish me luck with that... I need it. Anyways, bye.