"We're using summer vacation to go back to the underworld!" Rias yells before turning to me "And your going to meet my parents again. This time instead of my pawn you'll new meeting them as my future husband!"
"Yeah, I'm good. I rather go visit Kyoto or something." I say waving off her idea
"You can't!" Serafall tells me
"See?! Even your king agrees!" Rias says with a smirk
"No, I don't agree with you. He's just coming to my old house with me. We have buisness there far more important than your useless attempts to try and get with him and make him into your slave. He's my slave and fiance get over it." She tells Rias
"B- But-" Rias starts to talk but I cut her off
"Shut it, now go get me Koneko, I have to talk to her!" I demand before snapping
Without a word Rias turns around, leaves the ORC room, and goes to find Koneko. "What do you want with her?" Serafall asks annoyed
I just hand her a list in response
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My harem list
Serfall- Done
Kuroka- Done
Sona- Done
Xenovia- Forgot she existed but probably
Irina- Forgot she existed but probably
Koneko- In progress
Yasaka- In progress
Rosseweisse- In progress
Grayfia- In progress
Venelana- In progress
Ravel- In progress
Kunou- In progress
Akeno- Maybe later
Asia- Maybe later
Rias- Nope
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Serafall stares at the list with a shadow covering her eyes. "Harem list...? What's next? Girls I slept with list? I mean seriously Kunou!? She's like 15!"
"We're in Japan! It's legal! Plus devils and yokai live for thousands of years! What's 3 years compared to thousands?! Not only that but this is a fanfiction. And yes, that's also a list, you want to see it?" I ask
Koneko walks in eating some candy "You called?" She says without any emotion
I pat my lap "Come sit her kitty!"
"He just wants you in his harem! He's not to be trusted!" Serafall yells exposing me
"Pig..." Koneko spits
I smile and take out some chocolate "Well, if you don't want to come here I'll just eat this nice chocolaty chocolate alone!"
Koneko stares at the chocolate in deep thought before walking up to me in sitting in my lap with her hand out "Give me it!"
I squeel, give her the chocolate, and pat her head. "See Serafall! I'm one step closer to completing my harem!"
"I'm just here for the chocolate..." Koneko admits kicking my dream in the dick
"Oh well at least I get to feel your soft ass in my lap!" I say happily "I would happily tap it anyday!" Koneko and Serafall stare at me with a blank look in their eyes. I tilt my head at them "What's wrong ladies? You look like you're staring at a pile of trash."
Koneko hops off my lap and walks towards the door "I'll leave him to you Serafall." She says before walking out
Serfall nods and gives me a sweet smile. "So is there something wrong my ass? Or is it you just like little girls more than a woman like me."
"H- Hey we've been engaged for a while when's the wedding?" I say nervously
"DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT! I'M JEALOUS YOU BASTARD!" She yells before upper cutting me out of the building.
I fly for a couple minutes before landing in some random building. Thankfully I landed on something soft. "Y/- Y/N?!"
My head shoots up and it turns out I landed on Kunou! How convenient. "H- Hi! How ya doing?" I say with a wave
"I- I think I know what you came for. I guess since you saved my mom and I I can't deny it. Do what you want with me!" She yells with a huge blush
I hear a gasp behind us. I whip my head around and see Yasaka "What are you doing to my daughter?!" She yells
"I know what this may look like but it's totally not what you think it is. I was uppercutted out of Kuoh and fell on top of her. I'm innocent." I explain calmly
"You don't have to make excuses. I don't mind you trying to get with her but atleast wait until she gets older. I'm here until then." She turns to Kunou "Kunou, how would you like a little brother or sister?"
Kunou growls and attempts to flare her aura "I want to go first!" She whines
"How old are you?" I ask
"Old enough..." she says. I was about to reply but my phone goes off. I put my finger up telling them to wait and check my phone. It's a picture from Serafall showing some man
I look up and smile at Kunou "Maybe in a couple years!"
She pouts at my response "Can you atleast try this cookie I made?" She then takes out a delicious looking cookie
"Kunou! You didn't..." Kunou turns and winks at her mom
"Don't mind if I do!" I take the cookie and shove it into my mouth. It was a really good cookie! "I should get going now. Bye!" I start to walk outside but Kunou grabs my sleeve
"Don't go yet! I want to talk to you for the next 30-45 minutes if you don't mind!" Kunou yells
"I would like to talk too!" Yasaka yells with her hand up
"Fine, I'll stay for 45 minutes any longer than that and Serafall will leave me behind."
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I stare at the note Serafall left for me. 'Had to go to the underworld alone since you were too busy creeping on a loli fox you can take the train with Rias. Have fun. Not as much as you did with those two foxes though. Fucking lolimanic.
-Serafall'
I just talked to them for a bit though...
"Are we there yet?" Gasper asks from inside his box
"I- I don't know..." Asia says quietly
"No we're not." Koneko answers
I sigh as I look outside the train dreaming of getting a 24 pack of tacos from taco bell. It's too bad they removed hell taco bell. I clear my throat "Hey Rias."
She looks at me and smiles "Yes?"
"Know what I want?" I ask
"To marry me and become part of my peerage?" She says hopefully
"HAHA! No. I want to stay in your house with you." Her eyes brighten up at what I say
"Really?! You do care about me!" She says happily
'Of course I don't! I just want to get with your mom and your brothers wife!' Is what I want to say. "Of course I do it's not like a have ulterior motives!" Is what I actually say. Koneko stands up out of nowhere and then sits on my lap "What the hell do you think you're doing?" I ask
"I'm only here because you might give me more chocolate! There's no other reason moron!" She yells
"Woah! Hey! Getting alot of hostility here! How about we call calm down and-" the train stops in the middle of my sentence. "Rias! You have a huge mansion and your brother is 'Lucifer' but can't afford a working magical train!" I complain
"Rias is gone!" Asia points out
"Is anyone dead? I don't want this to become one if those shitty mystery killer stories..." I say
Theres a huge crash outside and everyone flies out of the train. Luckily for me I can't fly so I have an excuse not to- Someone picks me up and flies towards the noise. "Oh my, it seems like the great and powerful Y/N can't fly. How sad." Akeno teases
"I'll punch you..." I threaten before she drops me. I land on the ground only to be met by some angry looking dragon "You have a dumb looking face..." I yell before drop kicking the dragon, it screams while flying off into the distance eventually becoming a star.
"Well that was a thing..." Azazel comments
"Y/N that dragon was meant as a test for my peerage!" Rias whines
The rest of the way to the mansion was Rias talking about what piece I can be and how she wants our wedding. What a doughnut.
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"Rias!" Millicas yells while running through the house like a lunatic
"Millicas!" She kneels down and hugs him. "Y/N meet Millicas, my nephew. Millicas this is Y/N my future husband!"
"Stop with that shit you delusional pig!" I shout
"You can even hear the love in the tone of his voice!" Rias says
"Y/N? Isn't that the man that called you a whore, grandpa a fatty, and grandma an old hag?" Millicas asks. Shit, he must be the smartest Gremory I've ever met!
"No! That was my younger twin, Y/N2!" I yell everyone
"Y/N2? Why would your parents just put a two at the end of your name fit your twin?" Millicas asks
"WHAT'S IT TO YOU SMARTASS?!" I yell
"Oh it's you..." I hear a voice say from behind me. I turn around and see Rias' parents glaring at me
"No it was his twin!" Millicas informs them
"Oh!" Her parents say as they teleport behind me
"I'm sorry you have such a crappy brother!" Zeoticus says while patting my back
"Me too! After dinner I want to talk to you about you and Rias' realationship though." Venelana says while putting my arm between her tits
I send a quick glare at Rias, this asshole has been telling everyone I'm going to marry her! "Yes! That is fine by me miss Gremory."
"Oh, don't call me that! You make me feel old! Just call me Venelana honey!" She whispers
"But you are old..." I mumble
"What was that? I didn't catch what you said there. Just so you know I'm only 29 if you're wondering." She says with a sweet smile
Rias facepalms "Mom! You've been 29 ever since I was born! Your over 1000 years old!"
Venelana walks over to Rias and slaps the back of her head "I don't remember raising you to be a liar!"
I slowly back into some hallway behind me "As entertaining as this is I'm going to find my room." I say while walking in some random direction. I regret not staying with Serafall already...
"Hold on! Let me take you! I wouldn't want you getting lost!" Venelana says while quickly walking towards me.
"Wait! I'll take him! I know where it is!" Rias yells
"No thanks! I'll go with your mom I wouldn't want to trouble you!" I tell Rias before dragging Venelana away with me
"Heh... women. Am I right guys?" Zeoticus says as everyone stares at him with a 'what the fuck' face
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