Y/N POV
We were sitting on the train to go to the underworld to visit Serafall's bishop and go to some meeting. I don't know why I have to go this political shit is Serafall's job. We got off the train and on the way to her house we saw Rias getting dragged in a place to get a wedding dress. Oh yeah forgot to mention she had to compete in a rating game againts Riser Pheonix and win againts him if she didn't want to marry him. She lost and the wedding is soon. Granted I wouldn't want to marry him either but hey what can you do.

Serafall: Hey Y/N you're talking to youself again.

Me: What no I wasn't!

Serafall: Yes you were. You've been narrating everything we've been doing for a while now... I'm getting kind of worried...

Me: Whatever lets just hurry up. Can you just teleport us there?

Serafall: Yeah I could.

Me: Then what are you waiting for.

Serafall: It's rude to teleport into someone else's house.

Me: Then teleport outside.

Serafall: Oh would you look at that we're here.

We walk up to the door and I knock on it.

Serafall: You're doing it again

I turn around and look at her

Me: Just leave me alone!

???: Come in!

We step inside and see Kuroka laying on the couch eating fish sticks while watching a fishing show.

"Kuorka!" Serafall yells as she runs over and jumps on her.

"Ow. Hey Serafall!" She pushes Serafall off her and walked over to me and pulled me into a hug "Hey Y/N~"

"Yo... got anything to eat around here?" She pouts and Serafall pushes her off me

"Let's go! We have to go to the meeting remember! You have to come too Kuroka!" Serafall says while dragging us out of the house.

"Can we get something to eat first?" I ask still hungry

"Ok fine you have 1 hour"

-2 hours later-
"I didn't actually mean a whole hour! Serafall yelled "We're going to be late"

After spending an hour getting something to eat and getting to where the meeting was taking place we finally walked in the room. The 3 other Maous and Grayfia Lucifuge were all sitting at a huge table.

"Well it took you long enough. Before you got here we looked through all the evidence and decided that Kuroka is no longer a stray devil" Ajuka annouced

Well isn't that convenient. We walked to the table. Serafall sat down while Kuroka and I say behind her.

"Onto the next matter of this meeting we have been told that Cadre class fallen angel Kokabiel has gone rouge and is gathering the excaliburs in Kuoh right now. The church wants to send some exorcist to take care of it but since Serafall and Y/N live there as is we should let them take care of it any objections?" Ajuka asked

Sirzechs raised his hand "We don't need them to take care of Kokabiel you may have forgotten my little Rias also lives there. She should be able to take care of it just fine!"

How is this man still a Maou?

"Wait I don't think thats a good idea... Like I said we are talking about a Cadre class fallen angel here" Ajuka said while trying to reason with Sirzechs

"Well I'm sure she'll be fine!"

"Wait but-" Serafall starts to talk but I put my hand on her shoulder

"Like he said we should stay out of it and let his little Rias take care of it!" I say while smirking. Serafall nods me and starts listening to the meeting again.

-Timeskip-
About a week after the meeting Parents Day came along. Still no word from the exorcist unless Rias just isn't talking.

"Oh Y/N" Speak of the devil

I continue to walk away

"Y/N!" Just ignore it and it will go away. That's what I thought until I felt something pull on my pant leg. I turn around to see Sirzech's son Millicas along with Rias and her parents

"Thank you Millicas. I just wanted to introduce my future pawn to my parents!" Rias says while smiling

Future pawn? I feel like we've been here before... Have we been here before?

"Mom, Dad this is-" I cut Rias off this is getting old

"I'm going to have to stop you right there. I am not your pawn and I will never be your pawn got tha-" Then Rias' mom cut me off

"Hey! Who do you think you are talking to my daughter like that!" She yells at me

"I'm Y/N you old hag! And your daughters a manipulative bitch!"

"Hey! You cant talk to my wife that way what do you think this is!" Rias' father yells

"I think it's time for you to lose some weight fatty thats what it is!"

"Hey! You can't talk to my father like that someone should put you in a mental hospital!" Rias yells

"Yeah well someone should put you in a box floating down a river whore!" I scream as I stomp away angrily

"Well that was a thing..." Serafall pops up behind me from out of nowhere

"Yep. She still won't leave me alone about her peerage even though she has alot of other shit to worry about considering her wedding is in a couple days. But that doesn't matter right now. Let' go home and-"

"Oi Y/N!" I turn around and see Sirzechs running at me. "I need your help come with me!"

Fuck it. Why not.

-Timeskip-
Sirzechs led Serafall and I to the ORC room. We walked in and saw Rias crying with her family trying to comfort her. I should just turn now.

Sirzechs turns to me and bows. "Please help my sister break the marriage with Riser"

"I mean... I don't see how this is my problem... so im going to have to go with no."

Rias starts crying even harder and looks at me "Please just help me I'll do anything!"

"Oh anything? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

"Yes just please help!" Rias begs
"Alright when is the wedding?" I asked she then gave us all the details and we left

"Did you actually have to agree to that?" Serafall asked

"Well no but you heard her. She will do anything! Imagine all of the possibilities!"

(A/N: This chapter was pretty shitty  but anyway I need someone suggest something for Rias to do idk what it is if I like it I'll probably I already have an idea but I'm not too creative. Also if no one gets those 3 references I will be sad. Bye)