"So... when are we gonna get married?" Serafall questions

I shrug "Maybe after this?"

"Hey! I said 'I AM HERE TO STOP THESE FACTIONS FROM MAKING PEACE!' so stop ignoring me!" Loki whines  "I'M NOT WHINING!"

"What will we have for food there?" Serafall asks "I think we should have some risotto or lamb. We should also hire Raj to cook all of it."

I shake my head "Why get Raj when you have someone like me?"

"I AM HERE!" Loki repeats

"Stop with the All Might references! I'm the only hero here!" I yell

"More like a zero..." Issei mumbles from the other side of the room

"BITCH I'LL KILL YOU AGAIN!" I shout

"I- Issei?!" Rias shouts

"I told you guys he was still alive! I saw him trying on Sona's clothes!" Serafall screams while pointing at Issei "Those stories were totally canon!"

"I was not!" Issei lies

"Uh... I'm committing a terrorist attack right now. Stop focusing on him and pay attention to me." Loki suggests

"Shut the hell up dumbo! This is MY story! I choose who we pay attention to" I yell

Serafall scoffs "I don't see your name in the title. I do see 'Leviathan's' though. Plus, you and everything  you own belongs to me."

I start to laugh "Well that's what you think Serafall!" Suddenly something drops out of my pocket so I go to pick it up "So you're saying this monster condom that I use for my magnum dong belongs to you too?"

Serafall sighs in annoyance "No one will get that reference. Everyone will think you're just a weird pervert."

"ENOUGH!" Loki finally snaps "I AM HERE COMMITTING AN ACT OF TERRORISM AND YOU'RE ARGUING ABOUT A MONSTER CONDOM?!"

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"You're right, our first time should be raw. What do you think Sera?" I say

"Not the time. We're still not married by the way, so you can wait until then." Serafall sighs

"Damn it..." I mutter

"Does nobody care that I'm terrorising this peace talk?" Loki whines

Serafall shrugs "As a maou I definitely do care but as a devil I really don't care. If I did you would be an ice cube, and I would be laughing."

"I'm a god!" Loki reminds "A mere devil king wouldn't be able to beat me!"

"But my sister can!" We all turn to the voice and see Sirzechs with an angry face "She would kick your ass!"

Rias gasps "Brother I-"

"You wouldn't even stand a chance!" He shouts

"That's-" Sirzechs cuts Loki off

"She can even beat Great Red, she is my little sister after all."

"Alright, shut the hell up." I say to Sirzechs "She's my slave and I rather her not die."

"So you do car-" I cut Rias off

"Who else is going to make my coffee and sandwiches?"

Rias' face goes sour as she stares at me "I'm not even surprised."

"I'm surprised that no one is trying to stop me yet!" Loki states, sounding surprised "Ragnarok is going to destroy the world and no one is stopping me."

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"Anyone wanna smash?" I ask while taking out my nintendo switch

Rias raises her hand "I'll do a different type of smashing."

"My Rias is being stolen from me...." Sirzechs cries

"What a siscon." Serafall scoffs "Disgusting."

"My name is kettle and you're black." I deadpan

"That's not even how it goes." Serafall informs "Plus, I'm just a Sona connoisseur not a siscon."

"Can we just stop ignoring Loki?" Issei shouts

"Sure." I nod "Let's start progressing the plot again."

Suddenly some wolf breaks through the wall and starts running towards Issei "Quick, somebody stop that Fenrir!" Rosseweiss shouts

"Oh no." Nobody stops said Fenrir and he bites down on Issei

"Oh no. Issei is dead again!" Serafall gasps

"That's right!" Loki confirms "And you're next!"

"Am I?" Serafall asks "Am I really?"

Loki opens his mouth to talk but instead he gets encased in ice "Bark!" Fenrir barks after spitting half of Issei out

"What an idiot." Serafall comments "He went and attacked a peace conference with all four devil kings here. What did he think was going to happen?"

I shrug "He probably expected us to send a couple young inexperienced devils to fight him alone while we all chill here and dance or something."

"We aren't that stupid." Serafall claims

"Yeah but..."

"Sirzechs/Lucifer." Everyone in the room says

"I don't care what you think!" Sirzechs shouts "As long as I have my sister I can do anything."

"Like taking out Fenrir?" I ask

"No, we can just send Sona, Rias, and the peerages to do that." He says

"Bark!" Fenrir counters

"I agree with Fenrir." Kuroka agrees "He should move in with us, don't you agree Y/N?"

"You don't even live with us." I point out "Plus, how did you understand him? He just said bark."

Kuroka points at her cat ears "I can understand animals."

"Bow wow." Fenrir shouts

"Now he said 'Since Loki is dead you have to take responsibility or I'll pee under your Christmas tree.'" Kuroka translates

"I'm not dead!" The ice shatters and Loki appears... again. "You guys think you've won?! Well it's too bad I bought more than Fenrir to help!" Hundreds if not thousands of magic circles appear and Loki laughs " I guess I can introduce to to my army!" Loki points to some guy with a brown gauntlet "That is Kirito, the brown dragon emperor."

"I'm not the real Kirito, I'm just some shitty OC with the same name. I meam shit brown, not just brown." Kirito informs

"Oh great, this probably just turned into attack of the shitty OCs." Serafall sighs

"That's exactly right!" Loki smirks "Alright everyone, introduce yourselves."

"I'm Saitama Hyoudou, I'm the green dragon emperor. Also a male reader but not really."

"I'm Genos Hyoudou, not the Genos from one punch man though. I'm the purple dragon emporer."

"I'm Kai Hyoudou, I'm the velvet dragon emperor."

"This isn't gonna end anytime soon, is it?" I question

"Nope, still a couple thousand more people to go." Serafall points out

"I'm Y/N L/N, I don't even know why I'm here, I was fighting titans just a minute ago."

"I'm also Y/N L/N, I'm you but before you went into the RWBY verse."

Y/N, Y/N, and I stare at eachother before pointing to one another

"This is trippy." Kuroka starts rubbing her head

"Enough!" Serafall shouts "Just shut up and let other people introduce themselves."

"Sera, is it just me or do you look more lolish?" Past Y/N asks "I like that look, I'd smash you even harder than the reader should smash the follow and vote buttons."

"What is he talking about?" Red dragon emperor Y/N asks

I shrug "Smashing Serafall. I'd like to but she only lets me use her mouth or butt."

"Can I have in on that action?" Y/N asks

"Nah, get your own Serafall." I shake my head

"Damn, it was worth a shot." RDE Y/N walks over Rias "Nice tits."

"Thanks, I grew them myself." Rias infroms

"Oh, usually in my world I'd get dropped for saying that." Y/N sighs

"You'll get dropped here if you lay a finger on my slave." I inform

"Damn." Y/N sighs again

"I hate all three of you. I hate all Y/Ns." Serafall claims

"No you don't." I inform her

"You're right, I don't." She agrees

"She hates Y/Ns like I hate RWBY." Past Y/N states "Unless we're talking about the team I made them into."

"What are we talking about over here?" A Y/N with spiky hair and a tail walks up

"I didn't even bring a Y/N into my army, where are all these people coming from?!" Loki shouts

"Ah, hello pre re master saiyan Y/N." I greet

He tilts his head "What?"

"Who needs shadow clones when you got shit like this." Serafall comments

Serafall feels something tugging on her sleeve and she turns around to see a mini saiyan Y/N "Let me guess, remastered saiyan Y/N?"

"What does that mean?" He questions

"Jesus christ, alright everyone! Go back to your own stories!" I shout

"But-"

I cut AOT Y/N off "Too bad! Out!" Magical circles open under all of them and teleport them away

"Now that those nuisances are gone, I'm Ryu Hyoudou, I'm the pink dragon emperor."

"Are all of them Hyoudous?" Serafall questions

"I'm John Hyoudou, the orange dragon emperor."

"Probably." I answer

"I'm the grey dragon emperor. Jiren Hyoudou!"

"I'm the teal dragon emperor! My name is Jeff!"

-10 Hours Later-

"I'm Kenji Hyoudou, the razzmattaz dragon emperor."

"I'm Shinji Hyoudou, the xanadu dragon emperor."

"There's only one left!" I excitedly point out

"Hooray!" Everyone in the room but the dragon emperors and Kokabiel cheer

"Finally, I'm the sarcoline dragon emperor! Billy Hyoudou!"

"So... can we fight now?" I ask

"Sure!" They all activate their re colored balance breakers and I bring my fist back and punch the air, blowing them all away with the shockwave "Ez Pz."

"All those introductions for that 10 word fight scene?" Serafall deadpans

"So, we're finally done here?" Kuroka yawns after waking up from her nap

"I hope." Koneko sighs "I had time for 20 cat naps before they finally finished."

"I'M STILL HERE!" Kokabiel yells

"No you're not." Serafall says before blowing him away with a gust of cold air

"Serfall..." A smirk grows on my face "That was cold of you. Almost as cold as losers that abuse the broken Wattpad copyright system."

"I personally hate the WattPolice more." Serafall comments "You know, the Wattpad people that flag literally everything they see for no reason?"

I hum in agreement "They're both shit. Just like the new library system. Fake story updates and going offline every other word is not fun."

"Stop breaking the forth wall you dicks." Koneko calls out

"Sorry, we'll stop." I apologize

"Thank you!" Koneko shouts

"Well I guess we should finish off Kokabiel now." I mutter

"I already did." Serafall claims

"Wait..." I pause "Did I say Kokabiel?"

"You did." Koneko informs

"Just what I needed. The holy sword arc is even dragging on all the way to this point in the story. It feels like it never ends."

"So... since Loki is dead-"

"No, you just blew him away. That's like saying a pokemon using roar can-" I stop myself "Sorry, force off habit. Anyways, I'm going to finish him. End of story."

"End of story?" Serafall's eyes light up "This shit will finally-"

I cut her off "No. We still have the Kyoto arc, then I have to beat up Sairaorg. Then there's the version of this story without the OPness or fourth wall breaks in the works..."

"Great." Serafall sighs

I nod in agreement "Great indeed."

"Hello again!" Fenrir jumps in front of us with Kuroka riding on his head "You were taking too long so Fenrir and I killed Loki for you."

"Woo!" I throw my hands up in the air "Rias! Get me some beer! We're going to party this shit up again!"

"I'm pretty sure the party has already been pretty crashed." Serafall gives her bad opinion "It's not coming back."

"It won't come back if your sober." I smirk "Get rid of the non- alcoholic drinks and get the alcoholic kind. Hundreds of drunk devils in a partying, what can go wrong?"

"I'm not a devil." Odin comes out of nowhere

"Shut it baldy." I wave off his complaint

"Oh." Odin says, dejected

I take out my notepad from a while ago "So what's next... Issei isn't here to go juggernaut drive so that's a bust... I'm the protaganist so everyone is already in my harem, even if they don't appear in the story for more than two words... I have to have that wedding but that's for the last chapter..."

"I HAVE TO WAIT THAT LONG?!" Serafall shouts "AT THIS RATE THAT'LL BE A DECADE AWAY!"

"Hush. I'm reading." I turn my attention back to my note pad "I guess a filler/fluff chapter with Sona would do... then onto the Foxy Milf and the 18 year old Fox Loli!"

"You're not even being subtle about it anymore!" Serafall claims

"I never was."