(Quick A/N: I honestly feel bad for Highschool DxD. What happens if you search Asia Argento? An actress which is named Asia Argento comes up which happens to be the leader of the MeToo movement... she also had sex with a 17 year old boy and paid him $380,000 to stay quiet. Must be nice. Also the voice actresses of Rias and Venelana are Monica Rial and Jamie Marchie, they're both scum bags. The original voice actor of Issei Scott Freeman got caught having child porn. Poor DxD)

"OH THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE!" I cry "You don't know how shitty my days been! Everyone here is crazy! My room is in some sketchy soundproof basement there are a ton of Rias' here and-" Serafall cuts me off

"Are you sorry?" She asks

I wipe my eyes "For what?"

"That harem list? And trying to sleep with poor inocent and *cough* underage *cough* Kunou?" She asks

"Pft! She lives in Japa-" I'm cut off once again by Serafall

"That's not a good excuse!" She yells

"She told me she was 18?" I say

"Really?" She deadpans

"Yes! Have you read those shitty abused/neglected RWBY stories where a 5 year old Y/N gets raped by Summer, Raven, or Yang? But NO that's completely okay since they're female and Y/N is a male! But it's different in this case because Kunou is tottaly legal!" I defend

Serafall's eye twitches "If you couldn't kick my ass I would drop kick you right now."

"Try it. I'm a true advocate of gender equality. Inflict some unjust act of violence on me out of jealously and I won't hesitate to fight back." I growl

*KNOCK**KNOCK*

"Co-" The door opens "Or just don't let me finish, that works to." I mumble

"Y/N I-" Akeno notices Serafall in the room "Ara Ara. I thought you were finally alone but it turns out you were messing around with your king..."

"Messing around?" Serafall asks

Akeno starts to charge up some electricity in her hand "I don't think I can forgi-"

I cut her off by giving her stomach a fisting, knocking her out "See, she was going to shoot me with that electricity out of jealousy. Self defense."

"Y- You can't attack women like that!" Serafall scolds

"But it's okay when it happens to Raynare? I thought so." I say with a smug smile

"Forget it. We gave to go to some boring gathering." Serafall explains

"Gathering?" I ask

"Yeah, I told you about it weeks ago..." She deadpans

"Hold up..." I say some summoning a glass of water and taking a huge sip pf it before spitting it out "How long have I been here for?!" I shout

"Two weeks?" Serafall says

I take another sip and spit it out again "WOAH!"

Serafall nods "Woah indeed."

"Anyways, who's going?" I ask

"The devil kings, a bunch of young devils, and some random devils." She lists

"So-" Serafall cuts me off

"No Y/N, not all young devils are like Rias." She answers

"So-" She cuts me off again

"No Y/N, you can't kill Rias and steal the females on her peerage." She deadpans

"Well why not?" I ask

"Because that's not nice." She explains

"I'm a nice person. I would treat them well." I say

"You're an asshole." Serafall deadpans

"Are you bullying me? Keep that up and I'll join someone else's peerage." I threaten

"And how would you do that?" She asks

I take out a peice of paper "This!" I start filing out a form. Once I'm done I hand it to Serafall

"What's this?" She mumbles before reading it

Name: Y/N L/N (OC don't steal)

Gender: Other

Race: Magical Girl/Devil/Angel/Fallen Angel/Monster Girl/Titan/Human/Dragon/Saiyan/God/Goddess/Hylian/Robloxian

Looks:

Final Form:

Personality: Kind, caring, nice, kind, mean (to people he hates), protective, ruthless (to people he hates), calm, anti-social, talkative, lazy, kind, kind

Likes: Candy, his girls, food, sleeping, Rias, not perverts

Dislikes: Perverts, arrogant people, annoying people, bad food, Issei, people who easily get triggered, perverts

Powers: Literally Everything

Weaknesses: None

"Why did you describe yourself like a shitty generic OC?" Serafall asks

I cross my arms and look away "I have no clue what you're talking about."

Serafall sighs and rips my OC submission "Whatever lets just get going."

"I was going to submit that..." I say sadly before Serafall teleports us away

"Y/N? What the are you doing over here? Everyones been looking for you. Odin wants to talk to you." Sirzechs explains

I wipe my eyes and point at him "Leave me alone! I'm trying to have a pity party over here!" I shout

"Then why is Rias here?" He asks while pointing at Rias

"He wouldn't join my peerage..." she cries

"Why the hell are there so many people over here!" He yells while looking at the dozens of people around him

"He wouldn't join our peerage..." They all say at the same time

"Well Y/N as Lucifer I command you to get up!" Sirzechs says

"Screw you..." I mumble

"Y/N please get up this is important." Serafall says, coming out of nowhere

"If it's so important then why are you wearing your magical girl uniform?" I question

Serafall pouts "Just get up!" I stick my tongue out at her "If you get up I'll give you the mouth present!"

"There was already a TFS reference 2 chapters ago..." I remind before standing up "Whatever, let's go." Serafall and I then start to walk towards Odin

"What the hell is a mouth present?" Sirzechs questions "Oh... I remember! That's what I always wanted Rias to give me for my birthday!"

I ignore him and continue to walk over to Odin. Once I get near him I put my hand and and wave "Yo Odin!" I shout

He waved back and started to say something which I just tuned out. Couldn't have been too important anyway. Once his mouth stopped moving I nodded "Yes!" I say

Odin smirks "Well Rossweisse you can thank me later. It seems I found you a boyfriend."

"Huh?" I ask

"But I don't even know him!" Rossweisse counters

"And I don't know you anymore. Now you'll be homeless and jobless unless you go with this dashing young man." Odin informs

"Dashing?" I ask

"I leave for two seconds and you are already basically forcing a poor girl to live with us..." I turn around and to see Serafall tapping her foot on the ground with an aggravated expression on her face

"Oh look is that Kuroka?" I ask while fleeing the scene

"Wait! We should atleast get to know eachother first!" Rossweisse calls out

I turn around to face her "We can tonight! In a non-sexual type of way! I'm not a pervert!"

"T- That's nice to know?" Rossweiss mumbles, unsure about how to respond

I turn around and walk over to Kuroka whose currently rubbing behind Koneko's cat ears "Whose a good kitten?" Kuroka asks playfully

Koneko's ears twitch and she fidgets a bit "I- I am..."

"What the hell is going on here?" I ask

Kuroka smirks while Koneko jumps up and clears her throat "You saw nothing." Koneko growls

Kuroka shrugs "I thought it was pretty cute, what about you Y/N?"

"Yeah, adorable." I say causing Koneko to blush and start to walk away

"I'm not adorable... I'm tough!" She mumbles

"I feel she would be alot different if you weren't in Serafall's peerage." I comment

"What do you mean by that?" Kuroka asks

I shrug "Yes."

Kuroka sighs "You're an idiot."

"He is indeed an idiot." Serafall says from behind us

I turn around and point at her "You're only 5'3 and 105 pounds! Who are you to call me names?! Do you want to get whooped?"

"So you're attracted to girls that are that small?" Kuroka asks

"No! It's not-" I start to try and explain but Serafall cuts me off

"He wants poor little Kunou in his harem. So yes, he is." Serafall explains

I smirk "Actually that's where your wrong. She's 18. This is where you say 'No she's not. She looks like she's in middle school pervert!'"

Serafall scoffs "No she's not. She looks like she's in middle school pervert!" Serafall gasps in shock "How did you-"

"I Big Black Coc- Chris, declare that Kunou now is and looks 18!" I say while striking a pose

"Who the hell is Big Black Chris?" Kuroka asks

I shrug "Just a character in a fanfiction I'm writing"

"What about Koneko? She's a minor." Serafall says

"Kuroka, Serafall is bullying me." I whine

"Wait a minute..." I gasp "OH NO!"

"Y/N I heard that Koneko was sitting on your lap on the train ride. Care to explain?" Serafall asks

"Koneko is 18 now." I declare

"No I'm not." I hear Koneko say from behind me

"Why don't you have a seat right there please?" Serafall says while pointing to a chair

I sigh and slowly walk to the chair "Jokes on him. I was 18 this whole time." Koneko mumbles before walking away "That's what that perverted jerk gets for not paying attention to me."

Serafall sits down on my lap "I'm your master. You belong to me. Your lap belongs to me. I'm the only one allowed to sit in it."

"What about me... nya." Kuroka asks

Serafall shrugs "My lap my rules."

"You wanna bet?" I push Serafall off my lap and start walking to the Grayfia a couple meters away from me "Hey Grayfia! You wanna sit on my-"

Grayfia turns around and roundhouse kicks me "Don't finish that sentence pervert. We're in public."

Grayfia then turns around and walks away. Serafall kneels down next to me "Different story same results huh Y/N?"

"Fuck off... when the hell is Loki coming? I just want this gathering to end." I whine

Serafall sighs "Stop being so pissy and just enjoy yourself."

"Enjoy myself? I have to rewrite all my stories twice to my alt account which happens to be named BiggerBlackerChris and my AO3 account if copy and paste doesn't work, I got 3 strikes on drafts of stories, I don't think I've even seen Yasaka or Kunou yet, and Rias' body is too damn nice for someone like her! So I have a reason to be pissy!" I rant

Serafall smiles "I know! We're going to make you some more friends! Kuroka and I won't always be here for you!"

I scoff "I have plenty of other friends. Like Irina and Xenovia!"

"Are they really your friends?" Serafall questions

"It was off screen!" I defend

"You're friends with Shirone right?" Kuroka asks, coming out of nowhere

"Of course!" I claim "That means I have friends! So leave me alone!"

Serafall pulls me up off the ground "You'll never get all the girls on your harem if you continue to be a downer. Let's go! We'll start with Rossweisse!"

"But Loki is here." I point out

"No... no he-" Serafall gets cut off by Loki jumping in through an open window

"I AM HERE!" Loki shouts "TO MAKE SURE THERE IS NO PEACE BETWEEN OUR FACTIONS!"

"Well he came out of nowhere." Kuroka comments

I stare at him with a blank face "Huh... I feel like this is a shitty way to end the chap-