You wake up in the morning and stay lay down in your bed thinking about yesterday and how you walk outside with your panties on. Just your panties and a shirt.shit.
You get up and take a shower get changed then head to the mess hall and sit down to eat breakfast with EREN and Hanji.
"Hey."you blankly say.
"WASSUPPPPPP Y/N!!"Hanji screams.
"Nothing..don't shout down my ear. It will damage it."you blink and eat some bread.
"Pshhh..grow some emotions."
"No. I do have emotions. These are all my emotions mixed together."
"Yeah yeah yeah."
"Shut up shitty glasses."
"WHAT NO! Y/N DONT CALL ME SHITTY GLASSES TOO!"
"What your glasses are shit."
"Well you have glasses don't you?"
"Well yeah I just don't wear them."
"Why?!"
"Because I look shit with them on I have them in my pocket JSUT in case I need to see things from far away. But I don't like them."
"Put them on."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"Yes"
"No WAIT DAMNITTTTTTTTTTTT!!"Hanji screams.
"KEEP IT DOWN SHITTY GLASSES AND IF YOU HAVE GLASSES THEN WEAR THEM BRAT DINT MAKE YOUR EYESIGHT WORSE."Levi storms over.
You get out your c/rf (chosen rim frame) c/g (coloured glasses sorry coloured is how I spell it don't get mad at the British for spelling different) and show them to Levi.
"But they are SHIT."
"Put them on."
"No FUCK off."
"What you say to me brat?"
"F. U . C. K  O. F. F FUCK of!"
"Don't get cocky with me."
You stand up even though your shorter than him.
"DECK HIM Y/N!!" You hear Jean shout.
"GO ON Y/N SMASH HIM!!" You hear Ymir ring
"I can do what I like we are all human unless your some sort of fucking hybrid between a stick up lemur and a selfish cow then humans are better "you stick your tongue out.
Levi lifts you into the air and is about to smash you into the table when you drop kick him and watch him crumple to the floor.
"Heyeeheyeyehey. DROP KICK BISH." You foci kyour hair and continue to eat while people stare. You took down humanities strongest soldier. You don't care.
Badass.