Authors note:4:30am who needs sleep today not me that's for sure.
You finish your training or should it be called decking Jean and go into the Mess hall for lunch.
"Hi guys."
"Blankly put, Y/n I like your style."
"Shut up yellow pages."
"I AM SORRYYYY" Armin whines.
"So Y/n what you been up to?"
"Training and beating the shit out of Jean you know the Fun things at life." You reply getting a few giggles off of the table as you sit down next to mikasa so asked the question and Eren.
"Can I beat the Shit out of him too?" Eren pleads.
"No. He is mine to beat the shit out off. Actually, I prefer drop kicking Levi into oblivion."
You hear Levi spitting out his coffee while hundred of people in the mess hall laugh.
"Brat show some respect."
"Brat show some use of a more colourful vocabulary I swear the only words you can say is Brat."
"OHHHH GET REKT."
"CHECK YO SELF BEFORE YO SHREKT YOSELF." You hear people scream
You put your glasses on and twiddle with your hair while pushing your meal to Sasha.
"Enjoy your 2 course meal you sack of flesh." You say.
You feel a hot wetness on your head and get up to see Levi pouring coffee down you.
"That was a brand new jacket." You blankly stated.
"That was my coffee."
"No one cares about you coffee that was a brand new jacket." You grab his arm and tank it down and twist hearing him grunt being LIEK TF IS HAPPENING.
"Bitch. This was a new jacket apologise." You growl.
"Why should I? Your disrespectful"
"You don't know what that means" you flip him over and ask kindly.
"Please may you move out the way while I flip him on the table pls." Everyone moves and you flip him on the table like a badass then walk down the hall up to where Levi's room is. People murmur what your going to do.
Levi gets up.
"What are you doing brat."
"Getting a new jacket. Opening doors is underrated."
You kick his door and then gently open it and look in his closest.
"OU WTF YOU THINK YOUR DOING GET OUT BEFORE I SACK YOU."
"Get me a new jacket before I shave yo head." You say before finding one."Ahh found one~"
"WHY YOU!"
"GOTTA BLAST!!" You sprint past him and run out of the mess hall Levi close at your heels