Dear Vader,

     Is it normal for droids to throw pieces of cake at each other? I think I have to re-check their manuals again, 'CAUSE MY CAKE IS SCATTERED ALL OVER THE PLACE! It all started when both R2-D2 and C-3PO volunteered to help me with Anakin's birthday cake, all was going well until the two droids started to fight. Now I'm hiding behind one of the couches, while Artoo and Threepio stood on their 'forts' (which was actually made with the pillows from my bedroom) throwing cakes with hostility. Help me Anakin, or Obi-Wan, or anyone. You're my only hope.