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❝nice joke, troy!❞

❝um.. what do you mean?❞

❝i got the letter you sent. you're more hilarious than i thought.❞
*tries to keep in laughter*

❝no, but seriously. what are you ta-❞

❝the rhymes are spot on though, i'd give you credit on that!❞

❝i really have no idea as to what you're talking about, ellie.❞
*rolls eyes*

❝i really think you're taking the piss now.❞
*laughs hysterically*

❝what does the letter even say?❞

❝you're the one who wrote it, troy. you would know!❞
*continues laughing*

❝but, i'm dead ser-❞

*stops laughing*
❝wait.. you love me?❞

❝NO NO NO! i mean yes but not in tha-that way.❞
*cheeks redden*

❝phew!❞

❝...❞

❝why'd you write the letter then?❞

❝if you could just let me finish my sente-❞

❝nah uh.❞

*groans*
❝i didn't even wri-❞

*yawns*

❝I SWEAR TO GOD EL-❞

❝oh, wow! look at the time. it's getting a bi-❞

❝I DIDN'T WRITE IT NOR AM I IN LOVE YOU!❞

❝if you could've just said so earlier then this call would've been over by now, gosh con!❞

❝BUT I DI-❞

❝yada yada yada. bye!❞
*hangs up*

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TROY
portrayed by connor franta