august 21, 2012

dear adam,

your buddy, rodney, texted me back in february.

yeah, the bald guy with the neck tattoo. remember when he got so unbelievably hammered at monique's wedding that he tried to kiss her on the dance floor?

it went something like, hey, I heard you and adam broke up?? how ya doin'?

typical rodney.

you always thought he wanted to get in my pants, but I assured you it was never anything but friendly.

you were right about him, just like you were right about everything.

you were right about me, adam.

I was too naiive for my own good.