Parasite,

Your relationships.

Oh god, your relationships.

Whenever you got into them, you would ditch me. I wasn't worth your time when you could be fucking around with people.

Boyfriends, girlfriends. It didn't matter. And when they ended,  you were desperate to jump right into another one.

And when they went south, you would crawl back to me with tears in your eyes and wait for me to comfort you.

I never liked them, and that lead you to believe I liked you myself.

No, I just didn't like them.

But really, maybe it was that I didn't like you.