(*Sorry for making you guys squirm, but I couldn't resist XD ! How much did you hate me?*)

There comes a certain time in everyone's life when they have to make a choice between good and evil. Between what is right and what is wrong. And even though it seems so much easier to chose evil, it'll bite you in the ass in the long run.

Which was why Joe wasn't going to choose evil anymore. Because unlike everyone else in on this plan, he had a fucking conscience! And it was yelling at him to fix this before it could even be broken.

He glanced up at Meagan. It took everything in him not to grimace. She was a disgusting human being. Zero shame. Zero self respect. Zero class. Even as a bisexual man, he wouldn't let her within five feet of his penis.

She glanced back at Andy as the priest spoke about ever lasting love and accepting your husband for who he was.

Joe glanced at Andy by his side. Did he love Andy? Yeah, sadly he did. But you don't get to choose who you love. Andy was no better than Meagan. And Joe knew he might risk losing him if he didn't go along with the plan.

The plan was to basically destroy the wedding. Meagan was going to object and scream a few choice words. Tell a few person secrets about Pete. And maybe even a few more lies. Lies that were designed to break Patrick's trust in Pete.

And then while Patrick was losing faith in Pete and their relationship, Andy was going to swoop in. He was going to comfort Patrick and piss Pete off. But he wasn't going to kiss him or anything like that. Andy was over Patrick. He told Joe that everyday.

Pete would be pissed and assault Andy with dozens of cameras watching. Like He'd hit him before. Pete would be arrested. For a short period of time considering his connections and money. But long enough to make sure he and Patrick were never the same.

"Speak now or forever hold your piece."

There they were. The words that would start the plan.

Meagan glanced at them again. Andy smiled. Joe frowned. He wasn't going to let this happen. Not to Patrick. Before Meagan could stand up, Joe jumped to his feet.

All eyes were on him. Patrick looked bewildered. Pete clearly wanted to kill him. Brendon actually took a step towards him.

"Patrick, I'm so sorry." Joe started.

"Oh, you're not sorry yet. But you're gonna be." Brendon snarled.

"W-Why Joe? Why would you do this?" Patrick's voice wavered.

"I'm not doing anything. They are!" He pointed towards Meagan and Mikey with one hand. And pointed to Andy with the other.

"Joe." Andy whispered, smacking his hand away. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"

He glanced down at Andy. "I'm doing the right thing." He looked back up at Patrick. "They made a plan to ruin your wedding." He confessed.

The crowd filled with disapproving sounds.

"I knew it!" Ryan snapped his finger.

"Meagan was going to object and say mean things and lie to make you hate Pete. And then Andy was going to make things worse. And then start a fight with Pete to get him in trouble-"

"We get it!" Pete snapped.

"W-Why are you telling us then?" Patrick asked.

"Because it's wrong. I couldn't let that happen. Despite everything that went on, I love you Patrick. You are- were my best friend."

"Is this true?" Gerard stood up. "Did you plan on ruining Pete's wedding after he was nice enough to invite you?"

"I had nothing to do with this!" Mikey put his hands up in surrender.

"You fucking liar!" Meagan stood up then. "You're the one who begged me to do this!"

"Well you didn't have to agree, you stupid bitch!" Mikey jumped up to yell at her.

"This is amazing." One of the reporters murmured.

"Joe," Andy stood and looked at his fiance sadly. "How- but- why?"

"I couldn't do it." He reached over to run his fingers on Andy's face. Andy pushed Joe's hand away. "Sorry."

"Thank you so much for this, Joe." Joe looked over at Patrick. "I-I don't know what to say."

"Just say I do and marry the love of your life." Joe smiled.

"I want you up here." Patrick held his hand out."

"W-What?"

"Come up here and be my bride's maid. Please?"

Joe smiled wider than he'd smiled in a long time. He glanced over at Andy. Andy shook his head slightly. Indicating to Joe that he didn't want him to go.

But Joe just walked past him. Slowly walking the short distance to the alter. To Patrick.

Patrick pulled him into deathly tight hug before he let him go. Joe walked to stand beside the maid of honor. Brendon glared at him.

Meagan, Andy, Mikey and Gerard were still standing. Brendon turned his glare away from Joe to glare at them.

"This is the part where you get the fuck on with your lives and leave."

Gerard sat back down in his seat. Mikey looked around the crowd before he ran off. Andy didn't waste any time running after him. Meagan hesitated.

"I-I'm happy for you, Pete-"

"I-I-I-" Brendon mocked her. "Oh shut the hell up. You wanted the wedding broken up just as badly as they did."

One of the cameraman stepped in. Placing the camera just a few feet in front of Meagan. Gauging her reaction.

"Get that fucking camera out of my face!"

She slammed her hand against the camera. Sending it falling to the ground. The crowd of people began to boo her. Meagan flipped her hair over he shoulder and stormed off.

The priest was silent for a few moments. Watching her leave. Making sure she wasn't coming back. He cleared his throat again.

"NOW, if there are no further interruptions, we'll continue."

Pete and Patrick turned to face each other again. The audience was dead silent. Waiting.

"It's for real this time, baby." Pete whispered. Patrick only nodded.

"Is there anyone who objects to the union of these two men? Speak now or forever hold your piece."

"Well..." Brendon held up a finger.

Every threw him dirty looks. Even the priest frowned.

"It was a joke!" He explained. "Lighten up, people. Sheesh!"

"Brendon." Pete sighed and shook his head.

"Too soon?" Everyone continued to glare. "Okay, too soon. Dully noted."

"I need to speed this up before I lose my mind." The priest mumbled. Everyone laughed. "Then by the power invested in my by this fine state, I now pronounced you husband and husband. You may kiss the groom."

Pete grabbed Patrick's face in his hands. Practically dragged the shorter man's mouth to his. The crowd stood and cheered.

Patrick's arms were tight enough around Pete's neck to cause circulation problems. But Pete wasn't complaining. He'd could die right now and he'd die a happy man.

Never in his life had he felt so much joy. Who knew just marrying someone could do that?

Patrick could feel himself crying against Pete's mouth. He never understood why brides cried if they were happy. But now he did. The blissfulness was overwhelming. He had to cry or he'd explode with the love he was feeling.

"Bren," Brendon glanced up as Ryan approached his side. "That's gonna be us one day."

"Do you promise?"

"If I lied, you'd cut my balls off."

"That's so true!" Brendon pulled him in for quick kiss.

"Ladies and gentleman, I present to you, Mr. And Mr. Wentz."

Holy shit, did that have nice ring to it!

The Actual End :P

(What do you guys want next?)