((I don't speak actually Spanish, this is all google translate; also this was just a one-shot of that one comic where lance says Te amo to Keith, and Keith thinks he called him emo tea))

  It was just a normal day for Keith on the huge altean ship, but something was different...

Lance wasnt talking to him, almost like he was ignoring him for some reason. But it didn't bother Keith that much, he liked to be left alone most of the time. But he had to admit, he felt a little lonely without Lance making comments about his so called 'stupid' mullet.

Keith finnaly got to talk to Lance that morning, but something wasnt right.

"Hola salmonete" Lance said.

De fuck did he just say?

"What?" Keith said confused

"Eres realmente un tonto" Lance started,"Estoy hablando español"

"What the fuck are you saying?" Keith said getting a little annoyed.

"¡Supongo que nunca te enseñaron español, eso significa que puedo hablar una mierda de ti sin que lo sepas!" Lance said getting a little excited.

Keith didn't even try to ask wtf he just said. Lance the smiled widely, which wasnt a good thing in Keith's book.

"Te amo Keith!" Lance said happily

Keith just stood there.

"Did you just call me Emo tea!" Keith asked obviously mad.

"¡Qué! No, no lo hice!" Lance said

"Now you called me gay! Wtf Lance!" Keith said not knowing what Lance was actually saying.

Keith stormed off, he didnt like being called names, especially from Lance.

"Keith vuelve, lo siento!" He heard Lance yell but ignored it.

*Ok bla bla bla, Keith told Pigde about Lance calling him names, and Pigde got Keith and Lance to sit together and explain what happened to them, ok now back to da story*

"He called me Emo Tea!" Keith complained pointing at Lance, who didnt speak,"And gay!"

"¡Dije qué, no gay!" Lance said, Pigde just laughed.

"Keith, he's speaking spanish" Pigde said,"Qué means what in english"

"But what about Emo tea!?" Keith said

"Emo tea dosent mean anything in spanish" Pigde looked over at Lance,"What did you say Lance?"

Lance looked up at Pigde,"Le dije que te amo a Keith y él pensó que le dije emo tea."

Pigde looked at Keith then at Lance," Keith he said 'I love you' in spanish, he kinda just confessed his feelings for you"

"WAIT WHAT-"

((UwU Bai
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