This is true:
A Labrador named Skyler took my friend Natalie's food. I screamed Back, you beast! and squirted him with my human's odd mist-water bottle. Everyone in the obedience school cafeteria was just staring at us, and we were barking super loud with laughter. I then accidentally tilted my water downward, and actually squirted him. Man, was he soaked! OMG I died of laughter😹. I'm dying again just thinking about it. Hilarious! It was better if you were there. Anyway, ummm, this is the lifecycle of a chicken. 🐣🐥🐤🐔🍗. I ate the last part.

Signing off,
-Daisy🐶