hi violation bean

you literally do not know any of these characters since i think they're all around shel since i haven't started making other characters like leo and drew and nice (leo and drew should be next)

but it took me a while and i'm currently bored so here we are

oh, first here's tristan (i know i actually made him, crazy)

did i put any effort?

lmao no he literally is in my fic for like, five seconds and to give piper daddy issues

but then we have shel's family, who will be adopting piper in the near future

first we have shel's mother

this is yeni silva armas, she's maya and mexican. she is a retired marine that currently works in real estate.

her best pieces of advice are "nachelle, i swear, if you ever join the fucking army, i will disown you. don't do it. don't you dare fucking do it. i know you are mentally ill and can't do it, but still." and "you need more spice in the salsa. put in more chillis."

i love her, she's an icon

continuing on, we have her dad

this is marc lawrence, he's black (but i'd hope you could see that??) and he is currently an ER nurse.

his best advice is "listen you little shits, never become a nurse. none of y'all be built for this shit. choose sanity."

i also love him

and then we have shel's little brother

his name is deon marquis silva armas lawrence. shel thinks that's way too dramatic, especially since no one says more than deon.

then again, shel's full name is Nachelle Arianny Lorena Silva Armas Lawrence (it is unclear where the first name ends and the middle name begins). this family be dramatic with names sometimes.

deon is 6 and really likes to play with shel, especially at the park a few blocks away from the house.

he's just an angel and i love him as well

and then we have shel's bestie

this is zhade, she's our messy bitch and we love that for her.

ummm idk what else to do since i've been working on these sims sooo

oh i figured out the percabeth pregnancy arc

i was conflicted on how well i wanted their pregnancy to go, and then i decided i wanted it to be hell, just for funsies

so annabeth is gonna have HG, which is basically vomiting. everything. like you will be hospitalized because you can't stop vomiting. fun fact, this is universally seen as one of the worst pregnancy symptoms. look it up, it sucks

anyway

i figured we could use this to showcase the fact that there really is only one person in the camp healthcare system, and they have to call down apollo for help because will doesn't know wtf to do.

and also annabeth would be having twins too, just to make it worse for her, and i'm thinking it's gonna be around the 25-7 age range because i need will to still be a baby, and also because i KNOW these two would be those bitches to have a whole ass suburban house with kids and a dog and financial stability at, like, 20. and i am jealous.

like lets be so fr, does annabeth need to go to college? NO SHE DOESN'T. SHE ALREADY HAS A FULL TIME JOB TF??

also idk if i want them to be married before or after the twins, mainly because everyone knows they're going to stay together, and they want kids anyway so i don't think it would matter. and idk if i want to do the whole marriage arc before or after the pregnancy arc, you know?

and i also need to figure out how zhade is gonna find out about mythology, because she is meant to be really good with tech and she is the FBI friend and i don't want my characters to lack any sort of importance, so i want her to be a part of camp culture because she would be that bitch to keep receipts on everyone and everything in a way that puts the aphrodite cabin and athena cabin's blackmail lists to shame and also every time she visits she brings a new game and also an extremely detailed paper explaining important tech stories, so the hephaestus and athena cabins love her

idk, i just want everything to be relevant in some way. like even shel's parents need to have a purpose other than just being her parents.

that might just be me trying to make up for what i did with soulmates and the other shelper fic that i deleted because there was no one of importance there. i don't want to do that again.

i think that's why i haven't even started writing anything else but this shelper thing, which is more of a piper character study rn, because it gives me the chance to think about everyone's purpose.

but whatever, none of this will be seeing the light of day any time soon since i am still very much planning, but you can have it i guess

i want coffee so i'm gonna actually get out of my bed now

byee

love y'all