GUESS WHAT

I CAN FINALLY ACTUALLY START THIS FUCKING GAME NOW

so yesterday i had literally nothing to do and i was like, may as well make one family for this

and i ended up finishing making everyone relevant

and then i realized i had autoaging on so allow me to tell you the shit that happened

grandma zhang died

goblin died

piper got the evil trait

bast was about to die

percy became a multimillionare

estelle became a bitch

sally and paul got divorced

blitz and hearth adopted another kid

so anyway, i undid all of that and turned off auto aging but that was certainly a trip and the only thing that will end up happening from that list is blitz and heart adopting another kid because they were so happy and the girl was adorable

ok i'm just going to start with frank and work my way to all the other people i made

this is grandma zhang in a sweater that was made by her other old lady friends

based on my abuela who started a whole ass clique at her nursing home and one of her friends made her a hat

anyway, here is frank

if i see a single person tell me that frank is "not muscular" i will obliterate you

besides, to prove a fucking point, I made the lean meter all the way up and guess what?

he's still bigger

literally fucking fight me

idk why in every picture i took of frank he looks constipated but whatever

anyhow (gasp, a different transition than anyways)

onto the hades family

petition to have a latina persephone sign here:

also, apparently no one in this fucking fandom under the age of 14 likes hades

to change that i went on over to my cousin, who is thirsty af and had her design Hades

this is, apparently, what people thirst after

my lesbian ass does not care, but after much debate with my straight friends this is very hot

so yeah, you can take that.

for nico i was actually able to make him trans via this super cool feature

literally sims punches lgbt-phobes in the face with each update

i was able to make him gay too

can we just give a thank you to sims for allowing me to do such things?

anyway, here he is

i love how the hair looks kinda weird but whatever

just ignore that little brooch thing for me

it's ugly, i know but i can't take it out

here's hazel:

i wish i had the ability to style my hair like hazel will in soulmates, but i don't have the fucking patience

for reference about a quarter of my hair is enough for a bob

like

i suffer

i also have literally each fucking type 4 hair in different sections of my head and it takes two fucking hours to wash

i just never want to do that so i've just been putting in braids instead of dealing with it every day

anyway, enough ranting about my love hate relationship with my hair

thats formal

ok now for... let's do magnus and his parents

it was so hard to make him snazzy

they didn't have the scarf and i was big sad

look me in the eye and tell me he wouldn't

also, i'm from ~florida~ and thus formal here is a guy without a shirt and dress pants

i'm also sorry for myself and i thank you for your sympathy, no one deserves to live in florida

and that's something more normal

ok i'm about to reach the picture limit so i'll see you again in, like, thirty minutes