omg hiiiii my violation bean!! 🫘🫛😁🥰🤪

so i'm bored and i need to get up at 6 tomorrow and it's currently 11 and im not tired at all because guess what???!!!! 🧐

i'm high on caffiene! 🤯😱🫨🤒🤑

crazy

and sadly using emojis like i'm 7 years old isn't doing enough for me

but do you wanna see my mini squat emoji?

of course you do

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it looks weird on wattpad formatting and it's honestly so tragic

anyway

i have ideas, you know the drill

why am i not spamming you?

um. i felt bad.

i also missed the chaotic energy this cursed site brings lets go

starting off:

LEO AND PERCY ARE NOT BEST FRIENDS.

WE KNOW THIS. THEY ARE NOT THE SAME PERSON, THEY ARE ANNOYED BT EACH OTHER.

HOWEVER

i want them to fuck around in the kitchen.

there is no reason for it since they have magical food plate things or whatever the fuck.

but the ✨vibes✨

it's literally just for shits and giggles, and that's it.

in fact. it's so pointless i have no further details

OKAY NEXT

why is the aphrodite cabin so underpowered??? bitch aphrodite started WARS

because someone called her mid

honey.

these bitches are probably so powerful. like they can be so beautiful they make people freeze. maybe not all of them can charmspeak, but they speak very lyrically and their voice is so melodic and they're sooo manipulative.

they're powerful the same way the athena or ares cabin are powerful. they don't have distinct powers, but they're still badass.

or maybe they have "useless" skills. like the ability to determine extactly. exactyl. exactly.

i love how rather than replace what was wrong, my autocorrect decided to get it wrong again and then not erase them. super smart design

anyway, they have this ability to determine the exact time period an outfit was worn, or can color match themselves on the first try (my brown ass is out here having whole mental breakdowns over this. i went to sephora and i was there for a solid hour looking for a match.)

OR they can make armor perfectly tailored to the body with finesse that the hephaestus cabin could only dream of.

and i can imagine the aphrodite cabin being the reason why these 13 year olds are out here with tattoos.

william, when did you get a tattoo?? because that was the biggest plot hole and no one talks about it.

yeah, maybe hermes, but they seem more interested in smuggling in goods like multiple phones and pcs for no reason other than "idk i was bored" and take advantage of the fact that monsters can't come in anyway

you know who knows how to make killer tattoos?

APHRODITE CABIN

bro they're tattoos are probably so sick. will was just too scared to get a better one.

just imagine one of them... idk, erm, fucking mitchell i guess (is he even from that cabin?? i don't remember. my hands are shaking whsk)

mitchell will sit there all day and have some kid from apollo say that he's in the infirmary for something and allow some 14 year old get a metal ass tattoo. and it'll cost like, "you're hermes? get me those new jordans. yeah you know what i'm talking about. and don't get that shit used, i need them fresh"

speaking of hermes

you can't tell me they don't run an underground network

actually, i'm pretty sure it's canon that they do.

and now, this part may just be a me thing since i do drink

but hermes cabin bringing in alcohol and somehow manages to not alert dionysus.

and now the older kids (probably like 16 and up) will meet up every so often and chill together with $2 wine that tastes like dog shit, and some dude will occasionally get shit all the way from italy. no one knows how they got it, but boy are they grateful.

anyway moving on from that, we all know that shel and nico and percy are the catalysts of education and shit for new greece

so shel moves to NY when she's 18 because she graduated and now goes to school there and then her entire family followed because hispanic things and also plot

and shel's semester doesn't start until september or something and she moves in may and piper had already decided she was gonna stay at camp until she was 19 and take an actual gap year and chill, so shel has been hanging out at camp

because i swear to god, you can't tell me that these kids just never see their family ever. i refuse. that's one part of canon i always hated. the mortal families should be allowed in so long as the kid wants a connection.

anyway, so shel and her entire family knows because i planned on the reveal to be during this sleepover thing and shel, marisol, and piper were sent to go to the store and purchase things like cookies and juice and some extra chips.

marisol didn't need to come she just wanted to get coffee, which shel and piper supported.

then, they're on the way back and they get attacked and this monster is talking

mari and shel are putting that southern charm to 100 this monster is about to have new best friends, meanwhile on the inside they're both having a crisis and getting extremely pissed at piper who keeps egging this thing on

here i have the scene mapped out in shitty quotes, as always

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empousi: stupid half bloods blah blah blah

mari: yeah you're right

shel: nah fr, they ain't shit.

piper: why don't you stfu and do something (but actually in character)

shel (about to murder piper): motherfucker i know you rich, but if you don't stop bothering this white girl—

mari: fuck shel you ain't got anything in here for reference shel usually has a knife in her car because mom was a marine and also paranoia

shel: we took dads car. we fucked.

piper then fucks shit up

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can we have a round of applause for my planning skills. truly magnificent.

this is 1,000 words already good lord

anyway

so shel and mari right after the incident say what happened to their parents even though piper told them not to, and it's gonna be a running gag about how chill shel's fam is about it. like they could not give less of a fuck.

but basically shel's immediate family and nephew are aware

and going back to camp, sometimes mortals just kinda chill there and fuck around. like over the summer percy will bring estelle and the whole camp adores her and she likes to do crafts with athena and have aphrodite do her nails. sally comes in once every two weeks just to check up on people. naomi will come and visit for the first few days of tours and then bring will with her to a few cities before dropping him back off. demigods with mortal significant others will come in for a weekend and chill.

basically this is all to say that during that summer shel and piper we're going back and forth between camp and the city.

now there are days where people are flown in from all over the world to see the family all expenses paid (this is a new thing that happened after apollo) and these visitation days are the busiest days at camp since a solid 70% of people will have their parents in for a day.

the next day it's so quiet because all those kids then go around the city with their families and stay in these nice hotels and become kids again.

and because i'm tristan mcleans biggest hater and we have an arc where piper realizes, and i quote directly from my plans

tristan ain't shit, wasn't ever shit, and will never be shit. no one likes him unless he's pretending to be someone else, and that includes piper.

once again, my plans are poetry.

so rather than invite tristan, she invites shel's parents who piper feels more comfortable with anyway because she knows that when it came down to it, they'd tell piper to run and let them handle it. and that piper was more willing to sit down and explain everything to them than she was her own father. she also just felt loved and appreciated by them, unlike with tristan.

anyway, the time that they all love to NY would be after tsats and other than small visits over long holidays, piper hasn't really been there and shel had never.

and during that space between tsats and now, there were probably a few kids that came in. i personally like to think that a solid 60% of year rounders came back to camp and then the inevitable new kids

anyway shel comes in and she's watching lucas and since he is the same age as Estelle, those two are playing around. then some little 6 year old is like omg can you hang out with me 🥺 can i pet your dog 🥺 no one else my age is out of school yet 🥺 i have no friends 🥺

shel melts

and miss nachelle arianny lorena silva armas lawrence is studying to be a teacher and this kiddo really wishes someone would teach her to read instead of some kid from aphrodite or hermes or OMG LIKE HYPNOS being like "eh. i don't think i've ever read, you don't need it"

shel says, "say no more." and gets to work just for fun. then she realizes. ummm maybe teach the 13 year olds some basic math?? perhaps even algebra? fuck everything else but you do kinda need algebra?? maybe some literary analysis skills to help with those fun little prophecies??? that might be good.

and percy's like. wait a damn minute.

and nico is like, oh shit, that's so cool.

it doesn't happen like that, and percy and nico have a very active role in this and it is a very slow process. i don't even think this mystery 7 year old will exist. i feel like someone will have taught them to read. but who cares.

i mean what are you here for? coherent thoughts??

bitch where

ummm my mind is blank now.

oki byeee

love yall