So, on our Language Arts homework, we were asked to write a bunch of sentences with certain words in them. And these are the weirdest homework answers I wrote:

The Camaro transformed into a gigantic robot. (Transformers are always a great topic to start with. :3)

If I were a guy, I'd probably have no manliness. (I can't believe I actually wrote this.)

I worship Tic Tacs because they're good! (What I wanted to write: I WORSHIP TIC TACSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!)

I do weird stuff when boredom comes around. (It's not the sentence that's weird, it's the fact that it's TRUE. I do the weirdest things when I'm bored....)