3rd Person Pov

The age of where humanity and Gods separated for the first time was when a powerful king ruled the land, Gilgamesh

And as said King ruled the land, he... sorry, she then gets up from her throne as she walks up to see that Chaldea was going to arrived soon

Caster Gil: Oh? So you will arrive, Chaldea? The Lone Candlelight which illuminates many a star! Then come forth! To this land where the time of gods and deeds of humans intersect! Bring him with you, my husband, Y/N Kasai Emiya Von Einzbern!

Back in Chaldea, where the snow never stopped, another Chaldeas was formed as Mashu and Fou run towards the room where Y/N, his servants, Romani, and Olga were

Mash: Good morning, everyone, senpai! Reporting for duty, though I am two minutes late

You: Morning. Also, don't worry about it, I had to wake up Chloe just for this while Illya was getting ready

Chloe: Hey!

Olga: Enough, Y/N, Chloe, Illya, Mashu, now that all of you are here, the briefing. As of 7AM today; Chaldea gave made preparations for a rayshift to the 7th Singularity. The last one, the seventh grail that Solomon sent into the pas himself. The rest is up to you

You; ... The lost year of 2017 is vastly approaching, we must save it.

Mash; Hai.

Olga: Correct, that is the goal of Grand Order. Orleans, Septem, Okeanos, London, American Continent, and Camelot. We've made all sorts of journeys, made many friends, and have come this far. We're about to rayshift to the oldest civilisation yet, in 2600 BC.

Romani; The end of the Age of the gods. The land of Ancient Mesopotamia.

Mash: A world before the Christian Era...

Da Vinci then enters the room as a cold wind blows. A small lecture form here, Mesopotamia is a civilisation that flourished between the Tigris and Euphrates rivers that flows to the Persian Gulf. It means that gods and monsters still exist on the land.

Da Vinci: Who knows, maybe Y/N's harem is there~

You: Stop that. Come on, we have things to do now.

Y/N then leaves with Da Vinci before the rayshift was now at hand as Y/N, Chloe, Illya, and Mashu begin the rayshift.

You: This never gets old!!

Chloe: I'm going to be sick!!

You: Skill issue!!

After the ray shift, they were seen sky diving from the air as Y/N wasn't even fazed the slightest

Illya; WE'RE FALLING!!

Ruby: Don't worry, I'll save our fall!

You: For the record, I pulled another monster card!

Chloe: Master, this is not iem for jokes here, we are about to fall to our deaths!

You: Fine fine, Slifer, I'm counting on you to block out fall!!

Without a soul, Slifer can only be called for a small time, so meaning that a save from their fall is more than enough time. The Dragon catches the group before putting them on the ground before disappearing.

Mash: Nice save, Senpai

You: Yeah, no problem. Fou, you good?

Fou: Fou...

You; Seems like it. But... what happened here?

A bounded field most likely, so that means someone is in the premises recently, so someone should be in here.

You; Thanks to my Servant side having a Ruler Class Servant, my Command spells are now replenished and the Mystic Code that Da Vinci gave me, *sigh* Feels like we were just in Camelot.

Just then, the connection cuts off for some reason as the group looks around the area as they see some kind of beast

You: Prepare for battle!

Lions then rush towards then they were no match, even when in a pack. Mashu defends while Y/N attacks from the front while Illya and Chloe support them

Once they were all dead, Y/N checks one of them out, a demonic beast of some sort.

You: Come on, let's get-

???: On no! I'm going to hit him!!

You: That sounds very familiar- AH BWAH!!!

Indeed it was familiar  as a pair of cheeks landed on Y/N's face as he was pushed onto the ground as he looks up to see someone very familiar

Ishtar: Ouch ouch ouch ouch... what a disaster... wait... this feels too familiar for me... hold on...

You: Domo... cushion desu... ( Hello, I am the cushion) N-Nice seeing your signature crash landing again... Ishtar.

Ishtar: E-Eh?!? Y-Y/N?!? Why are you my cushion without permission?! Hurry up and get out of my way!

You: HAH?!? KONO BAKAYAROU!!! YOU USELESS GODDESS!! YOU DARE ACCUSE ME WHEN YOU WERE THE ONE WHO ALLOWED YOUR ASS TO HIT MY FACE AGAIN?!?!

Y/N pulls onto Ishtar's face cheeks as she yells in pain before she sat down in a Japanese style way as Y/N looked pissed

Ishtar: B-But then again, you touched me without permission!

You; And who said it was my decision, filthy mongrel!! Do not talk without my permission, understand?!? KNOW YOUR PLACE, DIPSTICK!!

Ishtar: H-Hai... sorry... master...

Illya: To think Onii-Chan would have a strict personality...

Chloe: I will never tease him again...

Ishtar: Anyways, how did you guys even come here?

Mashu explains the situation to Ishtar as she seemed to get a grip on what was happening.

Ishtar: Well... I am also here for the same thing. Normally, I wouldn't allow someone to touch me but this is something I'll look around

You: HAH?!?

Ishtar: I-I'll shut up now... wait, Illya?!

Illya: Hello. Yes, I am Y/N's servant, Caster and this is Chloe, an Archer.

Ishtar: Anyways, what did you girls think of me at first glance?!

You: She wants complements about her beauty, don't say anything.

Ishtar: Huh? North?

The Demonic Beasts then appeared as Ishtar takes care of the other demonic beasts as Y/N wasn't impressed on what she showed

You: Show off.

Ishtar: Come on, at least praise me after not seeing your favourite servant for so long!!

You; I preferred your sister, she was more humble than you.

Ishtar then imagines an arrow was shot through her head before Ishtar was on top of her bow before she left

You: Like I said, a useless God. Come on, let's make haste before they catch up to us!

As the group run away, they demonic beasts seem to have caught up to them since they were bipedal.

You: Damn...

???; You want numbers? If so, I believe that I may be of service to you

Multiple shockwaves then appeared from the ground as Y/N looks to see a green haired girl

(In this story, Enkidu is a girl)

Enkidu; It is an honour to meet you, Master of Chaldea. My name is Enkidu, and I have waited in this Age of Gods for you to come.

Chains then appeared from a pocket dimension, killing the other demonic beasts

Enkidu; With that attack, I believe I've nullified the area. That said, more will come by. I already have introduced myself, aren't you well versed about me?

You: A weapon of the Gods and a piece of Clay that even Gilgamesh could kill you

Enkidu: It's quite embarrassing to be complimented this much. Huh?

You; Thank you, Enkidu, a handshake

Enkidu: Oh... so this is.. sorry, I'm still learning about things. Now, allow me to guide you to Uruk

You: Thanks, Enki! (At least they aren't useless unlike Ishtar)