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I then transformed into my servant form which shocked Artoria, Diarmuid, and Scathach.

Diarmuid: So you were playing a cheap trick huh? I'm impressed that you could turn yourself into a kid like that.

You: Oh no, I'm still a child, in this form, you can call me Siegfried, a Saber Class servant

Diarmuid: Well then, Siegfried, shall we continue what your servant and I first started?

You: Of course, I don't plan on losing this one.

We then stare each other down before we clash weapons. Using Scathach to fight Diarmuid was perfect, now I know what he'd. Even with two spears, he was still fast. One nullifies magic while the yellow one could be his Noble Phantasm. I say could because I could be wrong. Scathach also has 2 but one of them is her Noble Phantasm, a red Lance. I ran from each shipping container, keeping Diarmuid away as I strike while he was controlling his piercing to not get his Spear stuck. I kicked him in the face and sent him flying

Diarmuid: I'm impressed that you can sustain a body like that for so long. Usually women are more susceptible to my thrusting!

You: Did you just make a woman joke?

Diarmuid: Yes I did

Artoria: It was not funny

Diarmuid: Ah you know, Phallus, Wieners? Valour!

You: You... are terrible at making jokes

Diarmuid: Come on, lighten up.

Scathach: Yet you didn't during our fight. Your mood changes depending who you're fighting. My spear if you would?

You: It wouldn't be fair if you had no weapon. Besides, that wouldn't be fun anyways

Diarmuid: Thank you, Siegfried, let's go!

As we both charged at each other, we were stopped by lightning as a horse chariot came down at the centre of the field

Alexander: I am Alexander the Great! Great King of Conquerors and in this grail, I am of the Rider Class!

You: God just looking at him makes me want to do push ups..

Alexander: (Take it all in, young man) Fate has all brought us together to fight! But here it is! Become one with my army, brothers, friends, we'll enjoy the joy of fighting!

Scathach: I'm fighting for another reason, not to fight under some oaf like you.

You: Same here, sorry Alexander

Artoria: No thanks

Diarmuid: I don't plan on betraying my master.

We then heard a voice

Diarmuid's master: I see, so you're the one who stole one of my precious relics. Seeing that you don't have much experience, I'll teach you how to properly kill a mage

You: Coward

Diarmuid's master: What was that?!

You: You heard me. Clearly you haven't read about Alexander. Someone like you doesn't deserve Diarmuid nor Alexander as your servant. Hey, Rider's Master

Rider's master: W-What??

You: Don't listen to him, he's one of the reason why this world will end in a pitiful hell of fire, follow your own path

Alexander: Haha! I couldn't have put it better even if I tried!

You: Hey, Alexander, wanna make a truce for now?

Alexander: Well.. sure thing. As for the others. Heroes, show yourselves and taste the blade of Alexander the Great!

A golden light then appeared to a girl who had golden hair and golden armour materialised

Gilgamesh: So you mongrels dare to call my presence?

You: Gilgamesh..

Gilgamesh: The one with white hair, you seem to have a wide spread of knowledge and a fighter too, maybe one of you is actually worth my time

Scathach: Hmph, talk about cocky

You: Scathach, be nice, we don't want to get on her bad side

Gilgamesh: Now, you claim to be the king?! That's ridiculous! I am the queen of the world!

You: Actually, Scathach is the Queen of the Dead, Artoria is the Queen of England and Alexander was the King of the World in his time. Plus, I'm technically royalty

Gilgamesh: You dare call yourselves Kings in front of me!?!?

You: Sorry~

Gilgamesh: Well, I'll forgive you since you're cute.

For some reason, this ticked off Artoria and Scathach.

Shadows then appeared as Berserker appeared from the ground. Something about him and his armour looked familiar to me.

You: All we need now is Caster and Assassin.

Diarmuid: This is getting confusing for me..

You: That's Berserker who looks a lot like someone I read before, that's Alexander, you're Diarmuid, I'm Siegefreied. The one floating above us is the ever beautiful Gilgamesh.

This made Artoria and Scathach more ticked off as Gilgamesh was taken aback.

Gilgamesh: How dare you compliment me?! Don't matter, you'll all die now.

You: Scatter!

Everyone ran as Gilgamesh used her weapons from her Gate of Babylon to attack Berserker while trying to kill the rest of us. Berserker yelled in anger as he took one of the swords and tried to hit Gilgamesh but failed.

Gilgamesh: You dare lay your hands on my treasures?! I'll rip you to shreds!

She attacks Berserker more seriously until she sighs and jumps down, stopping the attack.

Gilgamesh: Mongrels! By the time we meet, I want all of you to give me a good fight! Only a hero can look at my beauty! That being said...

Gilgamesh kissed me on the lips as my eyes widened while I was processing everything that was going on while something like a command seal appeared on my other hand.

Gilgamesh: Take care my knight~ I'll make sure you're mine!

She then leaves... while I am still processing everything until my magic depletes and I turn back to normal.

You: Oh no...

Everyone: A kid?!

Berserker then took the chance to attack me using a pole to make it his noble phantasm. However, Scathach hit the pole using his sword as it slices in 2. Wait, that's not Scathach, she doesn't wear a mage robe!

Skadi: Don't even think about harming my master. I am the Divine Spirit Scáthach-Skadi. I am the bride of the ancient Norse gods, a former queen, and Lostbelt Servant. ...Oh, you're a young one. You called for me who reigns over the ice and snow of death. I am the Divine Spirit, Scáthach-Skaði. The bride of the old gods of Scandinavia, the Lostbelt Servant who was once a queen.

Berserker then leaves as Skadi hugs me, showing that she was protective.

You: Thanks, saved my butt.

Skadi: Focus, master, we're still fighting here.

Scathach: You!

Skadi: Oh, didn't think other me would be here, hello~

Diarmuid: We'll retreat for now, see you, man what a night it is.

Alexander: I hope the next time we meet, we can have an amazing fight, kid! HAHAHA!!

They then left as I was hugged between 2 big melons called, Skadi's melons.

You: Skadi... I can't breathe!

Skadi: Huh? Oh, sorry, master!

You: I have so many questions... I already summoned Scathach, how did the grail summon you under me?!

Skadi: No comment. Anyways, master, there are a few things I need to point out. Firstly, do not address me simply as Scáthach. I am not her. Do not think of me as a Heroic Spirit in service of humanity like the others.

You: Then how should I actually call you?

Skadi: So how should I be addressed? Hmm... Address me as "Great Scáthach" with all due reverence. Do you understand?

You: I think Skadi sounds better.

Skadi: As you wish. Number 2! Do not compare me to Scathach over there, look closely. You will notice the glow of my skin, far superior to her!

You: Uh...

Skadi: N-Nevermind! Forget what I said.

You: So... you're basically the Caster version of Scathach?

Skadi: I told you not to call me Scathach! But yes, I am a Caster.

You: Well now... this is awkward...

Irisviel: Son!

You: Hey mom... AH! Too tight AIEEE!!!

Irisviel: Sorry. So, a new servant huh? Skadi is her name, Scathach will not like that~

Scathach: I am fine with whatever master chooses, my personal interests don't matter.

Skadi: Then you don't mind me taking him as my master?

Scathach: You stay away from him.

Skadi: Or what~

Scathach: We're both his servants to win the Grail. You either suck up that attitude or I'll kill you myself.

Artoria: You are amazing out there but you're such an idiot.

Artoria then hugs me as well before taking me away from the 2 Scathach's who were arguing.

Irisviel: Now now, you 2, let's go, I'll be driving.

You: Oh no...

Meanwhile, in France...

???: I need to leave for Fuyuki, now!!