HH: Pilot

https://youtu.be/N2Ax3VoB6dE


After the remaining Exorcists went through the gate to Heaven, the Extermination has officially ended. Those that have survived the citywide massacre came out from the safety of their homes or the shadows, continuing their daily lives while some of the scraps are being taken for different reasons. On the main clock tower, the countdown has been changed "000" back to "365" days till the next yearly Extermination, making all of Hell be very prepared for the ongoing slaughter that shall fall before them. Cause no damned soul is ever safe from any form of wrath. 

(Scene Change)

(Y/N): *sighs* Okay. That should do it. 

In his mansion, (Y/N) has finished setting up his gaming room. Upon reading the grimoire that he retrieved from that bookstore, he was able learn some basic spells alongside with ones that are both angelic and demonic. By practicing on a teleportation spell, he was able to head to the human world for a little bit when he arrived at his apartment. Since his death, his apartment was cleaned out whole and that caused him to spend about half an hour to find the garbage truck that had all of his stuff in garbage bags and took the bags with him without being caught thanks to an invisibility spell he also learned. 

He takes a deep breath and looks around at the work he has done.


(Y/N): All in a day's work.

He proceeds to sit down on the leather couch and checks out his phone. Upon his arrival to Hell, (Y/N) saw that the apps on his phone have changed into ones associated with hell itself.

Instagram to Sinstagram

Youtube to Voxtube

Tiktok to Envee

Google Maps to Maps for all Seven Rings of Hell

Netflix to Voxflix

Looking through the apps, it seems like the social media lets him see posts and videos made by those in Hell and also those back on Earth. Seeing that he has an Internet and Wi-Fi signal, he goes to his settings to see that the Wi-Fi he is connected to has a name called Deuter316. He then gives Voxtube a try and goes to his likes and watches some videos while exiting his gaming room to go to his music studio. 

(Scene Change)

Back in the middle of Pentgram City, one new damned soul falls to the street and gets up to check himself.

Demon: Huh? *checks himself* I'm alive? I-I'm alive!

Unfortunately, a taxi ran him over that is and stops to drop off one of Hell's most well known adult film stars: Angel Dust.


Driver: Thanks for the fun time, hot stuff!

Angel Dust: Yeah, yeah, listen. *Fixies his hair* Keep this discreet, you hear me? I can't let out that I'm offering services to randos on the street! It was a quick cash grab. Got it?

Driver: Whatever you say, slut. *laughs*

Angel Dust: *pretends to be hurt* Such an insult. Let me know when you've come up with something creative to call me, you sack of poorly packaged horse shit! Tell the missus I said hi *kisses him*, Shnuckums!

As the driver drove off to the distance to having to crash into something, Angel Dust turns to a vending machine where instead of drinks, it stores a variety of drugs. He picks the one like his namesake until a demon with feathers snatches it from him.

Feathered Demon: Yoink!

Angel Dust: *annoyed* Hey!

Feathered Demon: Up yours, drag show!

Unfortunately, a boulder falls from the sky, crushing the demon but also destroys the drugs that Angel Dust just purchased.

Angel Dust: Oh my GOD! MY DRUGS! Damn it!

He looks up to see a blimp/war ship flying in the sky, destroying its surroundings.

(Scene Change)

Inside the war ship, the captain Sir Pentious along with his egg henchman is basking on the chaos he is causing. 

Sir Pentious: *operating the controls to his ship* Ahahahahahahahahahahah! Those other cowardly ssssinners dare not hinder my territorial take over! A wise decision! The power of my machines are unmatched! *proceeds to push two levers as his hood flares open* No other demon can compare to the likesss of I!

Egg Boi #23: Gee! That was pretty swell, boss!

Egg Boi #666: Yeah!

Other Egg Boi: You really showed them what for! I liked when you *his hand mimics the action of a shooting ray gun* shot them with your ray gun! *gets slapped away by Sir Pentious*

Egg Boi #23: I wish he'd shoot me with his ray gun! *Other Egg Boi pats him*

Sir Pentious: *hood flares open* At this rate, I will seize control of the entire west side of by day's end! *pushes a few buttons* And nothing, *pulls levers towards him* not a single beast in this inferno of suffering will be able to take back this empire from *squeezes an Egg Boi with his tail* my constrictive grasp!

Random Egg Boi: Oh, boy!

Sir Pentious: Hell will be mine! And everybody will remember the name of Sir Pen-

???: EDGELORD!

Sir Pentious: *offended* 

Two Egg Bois: *petrified* That wasn't us, Mr. Bossman.

That is when a red colored bomb with a skull on it is thrown into the ship through the main glass window. Sir Pentious and a few of his henchman see it with a lit fuse and blows up, causing a red smoke screen as everyone inside was coughing.

As the smoke clears, it is revealed to be the city's resident demolition maniac, Cherri Bomb.


Cherri Bomb: You lookin' for a fight, old man?! *begins to juggle around her cherry bomb* Why don't you get that tinker toy bullshit off my turf before I *proceeds to throw and catch the bomb* smash it?!

[As the smoke clears up, the owner of the scream is revealed to be Cherri Bomb as she prepares another bomb in hand.]

Cherri Bomb: *grins sadistically* ...more!

Sir Pentious: Oh! *hood flares open* You wanna go, missy?! Well, I'm happy to oblige! Ahahah!

(Scene Change)

A broadcast of 666 News is currently playing. 

Katie Killjoy: Good afternoon, I'm Katie Killjoy

Tom Trench: And I'm Tom Trench! Chaos out at Pentagram City today as a turf war is raging on the west side! Between notable kingpin, Sir Pentious, and self-proclaimed spunky powerhouse, Cherri Bomb!

Katie Killjoy: That's right, Tom! After the recent Extermination, many areas are now up for grabs! Demons all over Hell are already duking it out to gain new territory!

A live clip is shown of Sir Pentious and Cherri Bomb duking it out in the street. 

Tom Trench: Those two seem to be really going at it, huh?

Katie Killjoy: Looks like they're fighting tooth and nail *fishes out a tooth and a nail respectively from her mug of coffee* for that hot spot! *proceeds to swallow said tooth and nail*

Tom Trench: *looking over at the live broadcast focusing on Cherri* And I'd sure like to nail her hot spot! *wiggles eyebrows* Hoohoo!

Katie Killjoy: Haha, you are a limp-dick jackass, Tom! Or should I say - *pours scalding hot coffee onto his crotch* no dick?

Tom Trench: *groans and curls over in pain* Not again!

Katie Killjoy: Coming up next, we have an exclusive interview with the daughter of Hell's own head honcho who's here to discuss her brand new passion project! All that and more, after the break! *crushes her mug in her hand and turns to Trench who's still in pain* Suck it up, you little bi-!

The camera cuts off to a commercial break to see Charlie and her girlfriend, Vaggie, in the backstage area as Vaggie fixes Charlie's bowtie.

Vaggie: *exhales* Okay! You remember what to say?

Charlie: *inhales* Yes! Let's do this!

Vaggie: (in a serious tone) Just, look at me and I'll mouth it to you.

Charlie: Come on, Vaggie! *bends backward* I know what to say! I just feel like we need to...I don't know, *grabs and throws a doughnut away* make things sound more exciting! *Gasps* Hooo! What if I si-

Vaggie: *cutting Charlie off* -Sing a song about it?

Charlie: You knew I was gonna say that! *boops Vaggie on the nose*

Vaggie: Because I know you *fixes her bow again*. But, please don't sing! *shakes Charlie* This is serious!

Charlie: Well, you know, I'm better at expressing myself and my goals through song!

Vaggie: But life isn't a musical, hon. *places hands on hips*

Charlie: Fine. But, I have these other ideas of what to say! *starts bouncing a bit as she shows Vaggie a piece of paper* The highlighted bits are the best part!

Vaggie: Uh, it's all highlighted. *squints* Is this a drawing...?

Charlie: Yes! That's the happy ending, see?! *begins to fantasize* Everyone smiling and happy in Heaven!

Vaggie: *pinches the bridge of her nose* I don't think it's that simple. Just please follow the talking points we went over. And *grabs Charlie to face her* do not sing!

Charlie: Okay, fiiiine. (in a manly voice) I'll just have to resort to my impeccable improv skills! *salutes Vaggie as she walks over to Katie Killjoy* Hiii! I'm Charlie. *tries to go for a handshake*

Katie Killjoy: Katie Killjoy. *blows out the smoke of her cigarette* I'd say it's a pleasure to meet you, but that would be a lie. *throws away her cigarette* And you can put that away. *gestures to Charlie's hand* I don't touch the gays. I have standards!

Charlie: Yeah? How's uh... how's that working out for ya? *turns to look around nervously*

Katie Killjoy: Look, my time is money. So, I'll keep this short. *proceeds to poke Charlie* You're not here because we wanted you here. You're here because Jeffrey couldn't make it for his cannibal cooking segment.


Katie Killjoy: You might be some royal big shot *fluffs her hair*, but that doesn't mean shit to me. I'm too rich and too influential to give a flying fuck about what some tux-wearing demon *does air quotes with her fingers* "princess" wants to advertise.

Charlie: But I-

Katie KIlljoy: *continues to poke her chest* So, don't get cute with me, honey, or I will fucking bury you!

News Staff: And we're live!

Killjoy then goes back to her desk while snapping her neck.

https://youtu.be/lCLEkInwJ3s


Katie Killjoy: Welcome back! So, Charlotte!

Charlie: It's... Charlie. *smiles nervously as a spotlight flashes her way*

Katie Killjoy: Whatever. Tell us about this new passion project you've been insistently pestering our news station about! *tries to hold in her outburst by clenching her pen*

Charlie: *looks around as Vaggie motions her to go on* Well, *clears throat and exhales* as most of you know, I was born here in Hell and growing up, I always tried to see the good in everyone around me.

Killjoy stabs a slug on the desk with her pen, making a small puddle of blood spew over.

Charlie: Hell is my home and- *gets slug blood splattered across her cheek which she then wipes off* you are my people. We... we just went through another Extermination.

Vaggie gives her girlfriend some support by showing two thumbs up while Ms. Killjoy is losing her interest.

Charlie: We lost so many souls, and it breaks my heart to see my people being slaughtered every year. No one is even given *slams fist on table, waking Killjoy up* a chance! *walks up from Killjoy's desk* I can't stand idly by while the place I live is subjected to such violence! So, I've been thinking: Isn't there a more humane way to hinder overpopulation here in Hell? *walks around the audience* Perhaps we can create an alternative way to change souls through... redemption? *throws her arm around one of the News Cast's staff members* Well, I think yes! So, that's what this project aims to achieve! *returns to Killjoy's desk* Ladies and gentlemen, I'm opening the first of its kind! A hotel that rehabilitates sinners!

(Scene Change)

In the streets, various Sinners are watching the broadcast and is (Y/N) is also watching in his music room while writing some lyrics on a journal.

(Scene Change)

Charlie: *starts to lose her confidence* Y'know? 'Cause hotels are for people passin' through... temporarily...

(Scene Change)

Back in (Y/N)'s mansion, he is thinking about the Princess of Hell is saying as he is done with the lyrics and proceeding to write the beat for his song.

(Y/N): (A chance of redemption... it does sound possible.)

(Scene Change)

Charlie: I think it'll serve a purpose... a place to work toward redemption... yay...!

Cameraman: *snickers* Stupid bitch.

Vaggie heard that and punches him square in the face.

Charlie: *looks around, saddened* Look, every single one of you has something good, deep down inside. I know you do! ...Maybe I'm not getting through to you.

Vaggie:*facepalms* Oh, no...

https://youtu.be/ZWrM-eDxTas


Top Hat Demon: Wow! That was shit!

Everybody started laughing at Charlie, making her look crushed and devastated. While for (Y/N), he can't help but feel sorry for her.

Katie Killjoy: What in the Nine Circles makes you think a single denizen of Hell would give two shits about becoming a better person?! You have no proof that this little experiment even works! You want people to be good?! Just... because?! *continues to laugh*

Charlie: Well, we have a patron already, who believes in our cause and he's shown incredible progress!

Katie Killjoy: Oh? And who might that be?

Charlie: *tries to look smug and confident* Oh, just someone named... Angel Dust!

Tom Trench: The porn star?

Katie Killjoy: *turns to him menacingly* You fucking would, Tom! *turns back to Charlie* In any case, that's not even an accomplishment. I'm sure you could get that hooker to do anything with enough booger sugar and lube *motions doing a handjob*.

Charlie: Oh, I beg to differ! *begins to count on her fingers* He's been behaved, clean, and out of trouble for two weeks now.

That is when breaking news have been announced as it shows to see both Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb fending off Sir Pentious and his henchmen. Looking at the fight happening made Charlie panic and tried to cover the footage.

Charlie: Don't look at this!

Katie Killjoy: Well, it sure looks like your little project is dead on arrival. *looms over Charlie* Tell us, how does it feel to be a total failure? *everyone in room start bursting into laughter*

Charlie: *tries to think of a comeback* Yeah, well... *looks around* How does it feel that I got your pen, huh?! *grabs Killjoy's ballpen* ...Bitch!

Everyone in the studio was silent while the two hosts were giving the princess a death stare.

Charlie: *nervously* Ehehe... *puts pen back down* Oops.

Trench ran off and Killjoy changed into her full demonic form, looming over Charlie.

(Scene Change)

Inside of the music room, (Y/N) prepares the microphone and plays the music.

https://youtu.be/-d07ZUqvjz4

Go ahead as you waste your days with thinking
When you fall, everyone stands
Another day and you've had your fill of sinking
With the life held in your

Hands are shaking cold
These hands are meant to hold (speak to me)

When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Move along
Move along

So a day when you've lost yourself completely
Could be a night when your life ends
Such a heart that will lead you to deceiving
All the pain held in your

Hands are shaking cold
These hands are meant to hold (speak to me)

When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know ya do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Move along

(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
When everything is wrong, we move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
When everything is wrong, we move

Along (along)
Along (along)
Along (along)
Along (along)

When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through

When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know ya do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through

When all you gotta keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do (I know you do)
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Move along

(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Right back what is wrong, we move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Right back what is wrong, we move along

(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Right back what is wrong, we move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Right back what is wrong, we move along
(Go on, go on...)

(Y/N) *sighs*

As he is finished with the vocals, he went to do some editing and after like an hour, he placed the audio into a video that featured a simple black background and white and gold colored music sound waves. Checking the internet on his laptop, he went to Voxtube. Doing a quick check, it would have videos about bad memes, sexual stuff, certain music that doesn't seem to please his ears, news reports happening around Hell, etc. (Y/N) then made a profile for himself.

Username: Solace-713

Password: ************

Going to the upload page, he places the file of his video while typing the name of the song and a message to the description:

"The many and ongoing hardships of life will always have a way to hold us down. Throughout your own challenges, you feel lost on the road and think you cannot find the light ahead. But you can only find the strength in your soul to keep going."

Moving to the upload button, (Y/N) hesitates and stops for a moment to think. He currently doesn't want to have his prescience being felt all the time in Hell. Yet learning what he could from the books he read, he had a feeling that there is something that might shake all of the afterlife. And he thinks he is a piece that will play something big due to the abilities he now has.

But when the time comes to show who he is as a person, he'll stay true to himself and show a young man to be there at times of bad even if many shall despise him. Making his decision, he clicks on 'Upload" and airs his song to the Internet.  

(Scene Change)

In the realm of heaven, the right-hand Exorcist is talking to Adam. 

Exorcist: We reported a count of 23 bodies, Sir. Whoever this person the survivors have saw, he is very dangerous. I say we send our best there immediately to obliterate that fucker!

Adam: That is tempting for me, Lute. But we can't go there now. We don't have enough information of this hooded fuck. 

Lute: So what do you propose we do, Sir? 

Adam: Try to get a keen sight on him. Send the drones over. If the pussy reveals himself, he shall feel my fucking wrath!

*The rest of the pilot is canon.*



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