???: Two things.
Me: Yeah?
???: First, when will you reveal my name?
Me: OH YEAH HAHAH!!! Here. *fixes name*
Dream: Thanks. And, why is the title like that?
Me: *points at Skipper*
Skipper: NOM NOM...... *eating turnips*
Yoshi: *facepalm*
Starlow: Wow..
Dreambert: Does anyone realise..? *points to Dream, then himself*
Rosy: . . . OH YEAH!! I GET THE CONNECTION!!
Me: Now, all girls kiss their crush.
All girls but me: ?!?!!?!?!??!
Me: *kisses Yoshi*
Yoshi: Makes sense.
Skipper: *kisses Tails*
Tails: *faints again*
Starlow: *kisses Dreambert*
Dreambert: (omgomgomgomgomg....) *OMEGA BLUSH*
Rosy: *kisses Dream*
Dream: (9999999999) *faints*
Frisk: *kisses Asriel*
Asriel: *smiles*
Me: RELATIVE LOVE!!
Dream and Tails: *wake up again*
Dream: Heh... I'll be right back. *gets water*
All: . . .
Tails: Welp..
All: STAY DREAMY!!
Skipper: REMEMBER YOUR TURNIPS AND SHIPS!!!!!!!

Me: STILL SO QUIET!!
Jagfl: ... I like quiet.
Pawprint: *grooms* Meh.
Me: No. Bad kitties. *chases Jagfl and Pawprint*