Me: HOI!!!!!
Skipper: SHIP DAY!!!
Skipetta: SHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIP!!! *repeats for the rest of chapter inside a closet*
Ink: . . . Can we turn back now?
All the cat sanses: *are cats*
Sans: . . .
Me: Taco.
Yoshi: ?
Me: Tacos.
Jagfl: ?!
Me: TACO.
Skipper: *eyes widen*
Me: TACOS.
Dream: *walks in circles* INKKK!!!!!!!
Ink: Wha- OH!!!!
Me: TACOLOVANIA!!!!
Sans: Wut.
Starlow: Okay, what's going on here?!
Dreambert: Bye for now.. *goes in garage*
Tails: . . . . . . . Wait where's the doll?
Tails Doll: Outside in the woods. Bye now. *flies away*
All: ?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!
Me: Two new people. ONIONSAN.
Onionsan: Hey! I'm new, y'hear?
Me: AND BLUEBERRY, AKA BLUE!!!
Blue: THE MAGNIFICENT SANS IS HERE!!!! *jumps in the air*
Ink: THE STAR SANSES ARE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blue: Why are you guys cats?
Dream: Ask her. *points tail at me*
Me: Me is coyote. *turns into coyote* Peaceful coyote.
Starlow: Welp.. We got an ask by..... BerrieHD!! This is her question...

BerrieHD: Starlow, your my favorite character!! Have you met Huey before? Are you friends with him?

Starlow: First of all, thanks! And second, yes, I have met Huey before. In your book. *fourth wall cracks a bit*
Me: Anyway, Jagfl asked me for--
Jagfl: EVERY SINGLE SHIP GOES ON A DATE AND THE DATES WILL BE RECORDED!!! SHIP SHOP FLIP FLOP THAT I THROW AT YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!
Skipper: YASH- wait what? *blush*
Tails: *le gasp!* *BLUSH*
Dreambert: WHAT?! *BLUUSH*
Me: Oh well..
Yoshi: *checks watch* I MUST GO. *random portal opens* THE DIMENSIONS NEED ME. *goes through portal*
Sans, Me, Jagfl: . . .
Skipper: Now, what will it be, Sunans, or Sunfl?
Jagfl: NU!! *takes out laser gun*
Sans: *Megalovania slowly fades in* *Gaster Blasters appear*
Skipper: Welp. Sunans.. *runs away*

THE THREE MAJOR DATES....

Sunans
Skipails
Paperjam

Ink: What?! *gets turned to normal*
Me: Welp. PORTAL. OPEN!!! *portal appears, spitting out Error*
Error: What.
Dreambert: Wait, was he already here?
Skipper: *shrugs* Ask Sunny!
Me: Wait. Did you just give me a nickname?
Skipper: Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup! *runs away again*

Sunans

Me: Welp..
Sans: So.. *awkward silence* Wanna go to Grillby's?
Me: Sure.
*at Grillby's*
Sans: *drinking ketchup*
Grillby: Why is he a cat? He can't pay his tab as a cat.
Me: Ask my servant.
Kamek: HEY!! *teleports away*
Me: *shrugs* *eats a plum from nowhere*
Sans: *whispers* Hey kid, wanna go outside?
Me: *whispers* Sure.
*outside*
Sans: *looks up* ... *smiles*
Me: I know.. The surface is so unique.. Like the Underground.
Sans: *looks at me* Hey. Want some? *cuts a hot dog in half with a mini Gaster Blaster, giving one half to me*
Me: Thanks. *eats*
Both: *looks at the sky* *a shooting star*
Me: (Determination! Do it, Sunrose, you can do it.)
Sans: . . . (I... Don't know.. What if she doesn't like it..?) *looks down, sad*
Me: *looks at Sans* Hey.. *puts paw on paw*
Sans: *looks back* *blushes*
Me: You did well. Did you make a wish? *minor blush* Mine came true.*kisses Sans* I had enough determination to do that. *kisses again*
Sans: *BLUSH* T-thanks, kiddo.. My wish came true now.

Skipails

Tails: *sleeping*
Skipper: Hey. Wanna go to Mushrise Park, at Pi'illo Island?
Tails: *wakes up* Sure.
*at Mushrise Park*
Skipper: *gets a room in the Pi'illo castle hotel area*
Shelltop Manager: Ten coins please.
Skipper: *gives ten coins*
Shelltop Manager: Have a nice stay!
Tails: *inside* Wow!
Skipper: *inside* Yeah.. *sits on bed*
Tails: (Should I? Yeah.) Hey, Skip..? *sits down*
Skipper: Tails..?
Tails: Yeah?
Skipper: If we have a chance, wanna have another date at Dozing Sands next time?
Tails: *giggles* Sure!
Both: 'Night. *sleeps*

Paperjam

Ink: This is weird.
Error: Why do people ship us anyway? *sits on couch*
Ink: ... I don't know. *sits down next to Error*
Error: I mean, you create AU's... I destroy them.. HOW IS THAT A CONNECTION?! *stands up, flailing arms*
Ink: Whoa whoa..... *calms Error down* It okay..
Error: *sighs* Thanks.. *sits down*
Ink: Your welcome.. *sits down at the same time
Ink: *rests head on Error's shoulder*
Error: *soft sigh* *puts hand on Ink's shoulder*
Ink: *hugs Error*
Error: *BLUSH*

AFTERWARD

Me: Well, was it fun?!
All: YEAH!!!!
Starlow: Dreambert and I went to Mount Pajamaja!!
Blue: *hugs Rosette* Taco.
Rosette: I managed to get some tacos!
Onionsan: I'm lonely, but still happy, y'hear? *smiles*
Me: Welp. Happy to hear that, Onionsan! *NOT SARCASTIC AT ALL*
Dream: *hugs Cross, who came out of nowhere* Yeah!!
Cross: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Hi.
Skipper: PI'ILLO CASTLE IS SO AWESOME, RIGHT TAILS?! *hugs Tails*
Tails: Yeah!! They had great food!
All: STAY DREAMY!!!!
Temmie: *also out of nowhere* bOI!!!!1!!!11!!!