Me: YASH!! *stuffs mouth with M&M's*
Tails: Mint.. *eats mint*
Jagfl: WHY ARE WE EATING CANDY?!
Tails: My candy.
Jagfl: *walks away*
Tails: Nobody eats meh mint.. *eats more mints*
Me: Okay, let's go on an egg hunt!! With a twist!! Tails?
Tails: My pleasure.. *holds pocket knife*
Pawprint: Oh no..

RULES

There are ten eggs in the forest, each colored green to match their surroundings.
You have to collect all the eggs, but with one catch!!
While you get the eggs, Tails is an obstacle. AVOID HIM AT ALL COSTS!!
3 rounds!!

Yoshi: . . .
Tails: I will go now. *leaves, and enters forest*
Me: WE BEGIN!!

ROUND ONE

Me: Okay, first egg is around here somewhere.. Found it! *puts egg in bag*
Yoshi: Where's that egg..? *sees Tails* NOPE. *runs away*
Tails: Come here. *chases Yoshi with pocket knife*
Skipper: Egg!! *puts egg in bag* Oh.. *sees Yoshi being chased by Tails*
Me, Jagfl: *finds the same egg* ROCK PAPER SCISSORS!! *Jagfl wins*
Pawprint: Egg.. egg.. where's that egg.. *sees Tails* Oh no..
Tails: I got Yoshi. You're next. *pocket knife*

RESULTS

1 death, 3 eggs found

ROUND TWO

Me: Yoshi's dead.. Tails has a butter knife.
Jagfl: Makes sense.. kind of..
Flowey: Meh, found an egg! *egg to bag* *sees Tails* Nope. *hides underground*
Tails: I know your there, flower. *sticks knife in ground*
Starlow, Dreambert: *finds an egg* Oh! *both touch it* Uhh.. Rock paper scissors? *Starlow wins*
Starlow: *puts egg in bag*
Skipper: *finds house again* So basically I made a huge circle.. Okay! *sees an egg in bush* Wut. *egg in bag*
Tails: Yes!! *finds Pawprint*
Pawprint: NUUU!!

RESULTS

2 deaths, 3 eggs found

FINAL ROUND

Me: NO TAILS FOUND MY MOM'S COCONUT SLICER!!
Jagfl: WHAT?!
Tails: Two. *hides in bush*
Me: NOPE! *leaves*
Jagfl: DON'T LEAVE ME TO DIE!! *chases Sunrose*
Tails: (What? Two eggs..) Meh. I'll get one.. *leaves*
Dreambert: Oh, two eggs. *collects eggs in bag*
Skipper: *finds egg* YAASH!! *finds Tails* Okay then..... *collects egg, leaves*
All but Tails and dead people: *huddle*
Me: How many left?
Skipper: One.
Starlow: Uuh.. *checks bush*
Me: NO!!

FINAL RESULTS

1 death, 3 eggs found

TOTAL

4 deaths, 9 eggs

Me: Okay.. *revives everyone*
Flowey: THAT FOX WILL PAY. *pellets*
Tails: ... *puts back coconut slicer*
Bunny: *hugs Tails' leg*
Jagfl: How Tails is scared of this guy why isn't he grabbing the slicer and beating that bunny to death omg omg.......
Bunny: *looks at Jagfl, does neck-slitting motion*
Me: Where was that last egg?
Tails: 😂 *laughs*
Skipper: What is it, Tails?
Tails: *pulls out an egg from an egg* I did it!!
Yoshi: *falls to floor laughing*
Everyone: *laughing and nearly dying of laughter*
Everyone: STAY DREAMY!!
Pawprint: Uuh.. bUrN?