This fic contains extremely colorful language, many other SPGs, and possibly some controversial topics.  Please read this at your own risk.

If you did, I'm not going to pay your psychiatric bills and your concern for your mental health.  You're all on your own.  😁

Bear in mind that this is a crackfic.  But, since 85% of my stories contain dark themes... I hope I didn't traumatize you or something after the story is finished.

Anyways, if you noticed some errors, feel free to point out and correct me.  I'm still looking for a Beta reader because my brain is not functioning the way it supposed to be.

Are you still reading this?  Well, you can stop rolling your eyes now.  I can tell.

Go to the next chapter or, if you want to keep your sanity, turn back.