Most people would think the M Cult was a faction of a much larger Alphabet Terrorism cell, but it wasn't. It was a simple group of teenagers - spanning the ages 13-17, who let a joke get out of hand. It's founder, SkippyTheMudkip, had simply been emotional that evening, and cried over Twitter oppressing the letter M as a command.

It was only meant to be a joke among friends, a simple meme. No one realized it would tear friendships apart, and destroy entire lives.

But that's only because of Tyler - the leader of their rival cult, the D's. They claimed to be more lenient with their rules, but it was just a ploy to lure unsuspecting members to their death in sacrifice to their phallic, kinky gods.

But even when the two cults were born.. No one realized it would end the way it did.

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Skippy tried so hard to upload a tweet saying, simply, "M", yet Twitter would not allow it. Quietly, so that her parents would not hear her, she sobbed, letting her emotions run freely into the Twittersphere.

As she tweeted, her friend, Autumn, caught word of Twitter's disgusting atrocity of oppressing the poor, poor letter M.

Skippy thought quickly, beginning to type out yet another tweet - this time, with "m" at the very beginning. Autumn quickly caught on, and they begun to spread their meme throughout Twitter.

Soon enough, a few of their other friends - Megan, Tam, Natalie, and Julie - had joined in with joke, laughing and having a great time; though admittedly destroying everyone else's timelines.

The fun didn't last forever, though, as Tyler, one of the group's friends emerged from the internet's horizon, confused.

Tam desperately tried to indoctrinate Tyler, yet Tyler was unmoving in the ways of M. Instead, Tyler found the need to stray further from M, founding a false cult in which Ty began to worship phallic gods.

The M Cult - which Tyler had named - fought hard to bring Tyler back to light, yet Ty was too far gone.

And thus, began the tragic tale of the feud between the cults, M, and D.

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So. Don't ask.

This is the first of a thrilling saga that will be scattered across the accounts involved - check out the next one on Nat's Wattpad, TheInvisibleGiant65!

Thank you all so much for (putting up with my bullshit) reading this crackfest, and I will see you all, in my next thing! Buh-bye!

-Tam