Here we see the wild Kakashi in his natural habitat and he is reading his famouse book itcha itcha paradise by jiraiya the toad sage or said by naruto uzumaki pervy sage but as we see the

wild Kakashi is confused he hears birds but not any bird they sound like one of "MY CROWS!"
Oh sh** he heard me RUN that's all I can think about run or he's gonna kill you run or you die run or you won't exist run or you won't see deidei and as you can see that gave me motivation so I was running like I was mother fluffing minato and my face hurt and my arms were like HOLY SH** in the air waving around crazy yelling I know Nicolas cage reference but hey I want some fun so far it's boring so yeah " IM A VAMPIRE IM A VAMPIRE KILL MEH IM A VAMPIRE AND UNICORNS WILL EAT YOUR SOULS" ok the unicorn part wasn't a reference but hey unicorns are bae so I looked back Kakashi had a wtf face and he was barley catching up haha I'm like the flash actually yeah it is Kakashi I stopped he ran into me I clung on to his waist he didn't notice he was looking around he still didn't notice I then stole his book he didn't notice I put the book in my pocket nothing I licked his hip he noticed. Me and he screamed like a girl XD then he looked at me scared sh**less he was breathing hard his face scared his hands shaking I tilted my head he stopped breathing I think I killed the copy cat ninja I licked his face he came back to life he looked normally bored so I just stared at him he looked at me we stared at each other then I made a weird face and his head flinched but just so you know this is Kakashi Hatake copy cat ninja and I'm Karasu the fk yard in the freakin naruto world being retarded as you can see I have the upper hand in the name section then he asked me

"Who are you and why are you so close to the leaf village?"

And I remarked in my sexy sassy voice

*dunno but I wanna go to the gates please kakabaka "

He stood up I didn't let go he attempted shoving me to the ground I stayed he gave up I let go his face said what he was thinking why the fk are you off when I tried to get you off face I said

"Because I'm too sexy to obey you"
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And we leave it off in a amazing quote thingy whatever it is but guys if it is cringe don't bother to leave it but karasu might be the picture of cringe and laughter so yeah bye lovelies!