Chapter 4: Meeting theGunrun, Job's done

-Narrator's P.O.V.-

(On the last chapter, Vshojo girls and Deimos arrived at the destination of their headquarters...

They told the former merc to wait outside, which he agreed to it as they walked in...

Out of boredom, Deimos went for a walk while smoking up a cigarette, only for him to noticing a couple called Boyfriend and Girlfriend...Literally that's their names...

BF challenged the former merc for a rap battle, Deimos was bored so he thought if he accepts it, he had something to kill time, so he accepted and the duo started rapping...

After rapping against each other, the crowd appeared and they were cheering both to the winner and to the loser, Deimos admitted his loss but he had a lot of fun by rapping against the blue-haired midget...

With that, he left the couple going back to their date, Melody and Silvervale were also at the park...they recorded everything and dragged him back to their HQ...

Time to sign his ass up to Vshojo Group)

-3rd P.O.V.-

(After getting dragged out of the park, Deimos, Melody and Silvervale are now walking around in the HQ to get to their boss's office)

Deimos: "Ah fuck, i just realized if i get hired, i gotta restrict my ass to not smoke"

Melody: "It's not a bad thing, but if we do catch you smoking, it'll effect your paycheck"

Deimos: "God damn it! I knew it!"

Silvervale: "Hey, calm down, it's not like it's the end of the world, Mel and i will help you if you can't stop smoking"

Deimos: "Thanks, really appreciate that"

(He then noticed a maid talking with Nyanners and Froot)

Deimos: "This place is hiring maids too?"

Melody: *giggles* "No silly, that's Veibae, also a new member of Vshojo"

(The said maid looked over where she heard them and waves at them)

Veibae: "Hey girls! I saw the new members earlier, Nazuna is so cute!"

Silvervale: "Right?! She's so small and adorable! I wanna hug her all the time!"

Deimos: 'Except she'll die if you suffocate her in-between your tits...' as he thought

Veibae: *looks at Y/N* "Who is he? A bodyguard?"

Deimos: "Nope, just a random guy who got scouted by your boss"

Veibae: "Wait, really?"

Melody: *nods her head* "Mhm, Gunrun sent me a message and he said to bring him here so they can talk"

Deimos: "Y/N is my name, but call me Deimos"

Veibae: *holds her hand up* "Then it's nice to meet you Deimos"

Deimos: *shakes her hand* "Same here"

(The cat girl and lich- i mean apricot walk over after Y/N and Veibae introduced to each other)

Nyanners: "There you are Deimos, i thought you baited us"

Froot: "Where were you?"

Deimos: "Got bored, went to the park, got challenged by a midget with blue hair and lost the rap battle"

Nyanners: "What?"

Melody: "It's true! We even recorded the rap battle! Here, check it out!"

(She pulled her phone out of her jacket and showed them the video of him doing the rap battle...

The duo were impressed by his rapping skills)

Nyanners: "You can rap?!"

Froot: "That's so cool!"

Deimos: "Not a good singer in general, but i like doing random stuffs whenever i get bored"

Silvervale: "Why didn't you become a singer then?"

Deimos: "Paparazzi 24/7, Constantly getting spotted by some fanatic fans and lots of probability i get either stalked, kidnapped or killed"

Froot: "Not all of them are that bad"

Deimos: "A group of fucking cyber bullies manage to disband a whole branch from a company, tell them that"

Nyanners: "How would you know that?"

Deimos: *pulls his phone out of his pants*

Veibae: "Ugh...social media..."

Deimos: "And also i leaked some dirty secrets about them while i was in the plane"

Melody: "You got the antis arrested?"

Deimos: "Not all of them, some would probably get scolded by their parents with a fucking chancla or belt"

(The girls started giggling when he mentioned the chancla part)

Deimos: "Mexican parents do use chancla to whip their kids' asses"

Froot: "W-we know, mousey told us some jokes about that"

Deimos: "Heh, that midget is from Puerto Rico so she would understand that joke as well"

Veibae: "How do you know she's a Mexican?"

Deimos: "Your accents, that apricot js Bri'ish- Fuck, i mean she's from the UK"

Froot: *giggles* "It's alright, i don't get offended by that"

Deimos: "Oh thank god, thought i was dead"

theGunrun: "Not really, we always joke around and stuffs"

(Y/N looked behind him and noticed their boss was standing behind him)

Deimos: "Sup man, you work here?"

theGunrun: "I'm actually the CEO here, nice to meet you"

Deimos: "Oh shit! Sorry boss"

theGunrun: *chuckles* "Don't worry, i did bring you here without warning you"

Silvervale: "Sir! You have to check this video, Deimos can rap! Look!"

(Melody and Silvervale show the video to their boss, needless to say he was impressed)

theGunrun: "Your vocal range is really impressive, how did you learn to sing?"

Deimos: "Saw some grunts back at Nevada doing karaoke as well as i saw some Swagapinos doing that too"

Veibae: *confused* "Swagapinos?"

Deimos: "People from the Philippines...well, it's more like from the chat whenever you do a livestream"

Melody: "Ohhhh, i see"

Froot: "Where did you learn that word?"

Deimos: "Nijisanji"

Girls: "Understandable"

theGunrun: "Guess everyone is getting along" *looks at Y/N* "I would like to talk with you about your new job, if it's okay for you"

Deimos: "As long as i get paid, sign me the fuck up!*

(They laughed a bit as they walked away from the girls to discuss about their contract)

-Timeskip-
-Scene Change-
-Y/N's P.O.V.-

(I was in theGunrun's office, even if he said i can just call him by his real name, gotta still call him that way, making sure no one would try to leak some info...

But right now, we were just discussing, he asked me some questions, like what was my previous job, how was i doing of being unemployed and other stuffs...

He seems a nice guy, humble but really strict...basically he's the nice version of my ex-boss, i wonder if he's still alive or not...)

theGunrun: "Well, i got everything i needed from this interview, sorry about that since it was a sudden move of mine"

"Nah, it's fine man, you were just doing your job, sudden moves or tactics are necessary"

(I pull a cigarette out of its box and notice it was the last cigarette...

I should buy some later, as i was about to light it up)

theGunrun: "We have rules in this office, sadly you can't smoke here"

"Ah fuck...no smoking room in here?"

theGunrun: "I'm sorry, but no smoking here."

*sighs* "Copy boss"

(Guess i'll saving it for later, lucky me
No complaining about that, don't wanna piss him off so i just put it back in the box)

"So...Am i hired?"

theGunrun: "Well there are some ups and downs about your curriculum, but i'm sure we can work this out"

"Being a former merc who saw loads of shits and stuffs, can't really blame ya"

theGunrun: *holds his hand up* "With that aside, welcome to Vshojo!"

*smirks* *shakes his hand* "Glad to be aboard!

(Alright, job's done now that i'm an official Vshojo member, guess i gonna ask the girls some tips about being a Vtuber and etc.)

"When do i start working?"

theGunrun: "After one of our artists make a Vtuber model for you, right now, all you have to do is making a Twitter Acc. and announce your debut after we drop a debut animated video"

"Basically i'll be a ghost member until i show up"

theGunrun: "Yes and remember, no smoking"

"Yeah yeah, i get it"

theGunrun: *chuckles* "You're free to go, once again, welcome to Vshojo"

"Thanks for hiring me, boss"

(I then shook his hand and walked out of his office, looks like i'm gonna fuck around and learn a thing or two after being trapped in that fucking Other World...)

"Ugh, great...I'm bored again"

Ironmouse: "Tell me about it"

(I startled and quickly draw my G36C rifle, only to realize i was pointing my gun at Mousey)

Ironmouse: *holds her hands up* "Pendejo! (Asshole!), it's just me!"

"Fucking hell short stack, don't scare me like that!"

(I then put my rifle away, making her ease up a little bit)

Ironmouse: "Jeez, you really need to chill"

"Kiss my ass, it's a bad reflex of mine when i used to be a Merc"

Ironmouse: *sighs* "I guess i own you an apology"

"Nah, it's my fault, you're good shorty"

(Aaaand she just kicked me in the shin, making me flinch in pain)

"Ow"

Ironmouse: "Now we're even"

*rolls my eyes* "Whatever makes you happy"

Ironmouse: "But seriously, how was the talk with theGunrun?"

"Got hired as a ghost member, meaning i have to wait till he gives me the green light to debut"

Ironmouse: "That's actually good! You'll be the 1st ever Vshojo male member of this group"

(I was confused at first, but then i JUST realized that i am the ONLY male member of Vshojo)

"..."

Ironmouse: *confused* "Hey, you good man?"

"...MOTHERFU-"

(A/N): Oh well, he took 4 chapters to realize he's in all-girls group ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

In any case, i'm still trying to make a schedule of alternating between my stories, so for now, i'll just do randomly to see how i can alternate

Hope you're enjoying this story and i see you all in the next one, good day/night to y'all!!!

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