As you can predict, I am mad. MAD AUTHOR MAYA.

Sikander, Don't Die just got into ONC 2024 longlist. Accompanying Shah Sikander are Goddess Lilith, Victorious Valkyrie, Bulky Brandon, Just another teen April, and many more. Shah Sikander congratulates them all.

Now, I think we all love those quizzes like, "Which character are you?" So I am just gonna do that.

Don't take results to your heart. Even if you do, I guess Shah Sikander doesn't care because he is in a very sour mood after he got to know I am gonna *kill* him.

Anyways, here are the questions and you better answer *points a sword*.

Remember to see which letter you choose the most, or if it's a tie. Say you get mostly As, then follow that specific result. And don't scroll before you complete the quiz otherwise you will be doomed.

1. Choose a place to live in

A. Greece

B. Persia

C. India

D. Afghanistan (guys, let's just imagine this is a nice place for the sake of the quiz)

2. Choose a colour

A. Golden

B. Red

C. Maroon

D. Green

3. Choose a weapon

A. Sword

B. Bow and arrow

C. Dagger

D. Poison

4. Choose a quote from below:

A.

B.

C.

D.

5. Choose a Disney movie

A. The Lion King

B. Cinderella

C. Mulan

D. Maleficent

6. Which food calls you?

A.

B.

C.

D.

7. Finally, choose a random image

A.

B.

C.

D.

Compulsory drum roll, please.

If you get mostly–

A. You are Shah Sikander. The craziest of the bunch. You can be good when you want and a literal hurricane when no one expects. Packed with childhood trauma and caught up in a dilemma to fight patriarchy or not, life is one hell of a rollercoaster. You did wish for something worth remembering, but you don't exactly accept this. Lol, you don't have a choice. Sorry, my angelic devil.

B. You are Hazarahpatish Hridayank. The softest of the bunch. Can be a jelly bean, insecure and overly sensitive. Blame it on periods, yes. It's just being in tune with the moon and the feminine. Despite being busy with work and climbing the ladder, you remember to dream. You will live and die for love even if you don't show it to the world. And yes, you give me so much of soft Scorpio energy!

C. Our Queen Roshanak. Come on, you got the best option so don't cry. Yeah, you have a pretty f*cked up life. You didn't get what all you wanted but you got many things which you couldn't even imagine. It's a win-win situation, perhaps. You get something and lose something. Keep shining and always listen to your intuition. Don't search for love, just wait. It's around the corner.

D. All Hail Kandake Odile. You are the mother hen and the strictest of the bunch. A coconut– hard outside and kind inside. You don't like to show that you are caring and emotional, but indeed, you feel a lot. You are generally reserved and not a very social animal. You love to analyse and observe from afar, having a personalised world inside your head. Sometimes try to break free of the armour you have made to protect yourself. Maybe you will end up enjoying in a garden of flowers!

Stay tuned for more fun coming your way <3