Tamao: Help!

Daiki: Don't worry, for I- *Gets shoved by Shiori*

Shiori: I got this!

Hoizumi: *Gets punched by Shiori and falls back*

Tamao: Ah!

*Shiori carries Tamao off into the sunset*

Hoizumi: Aw, that's beautiful

Daiki: That's sweet

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Hoizumi: You'll never have her!

Daiki: And why is that?

Hoizumi: Because I love you

Tamao: *Watching them walk off into the sunset, waving* I just can't even-

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Hitoshi: Hey, are you okay?

Hoizumi: It's just I haven't been able to think straight recently

Thoughts: TWO GUYS HOLDING HANDS, BALLS, DICK, DAIKI

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Hoizumi, to Daiki: I really like guys-

Daiki: *Stops drinking water bottle* *Hopeful gay gasp*

Hoizumi: -Geysers, I really like geysers

Daiki: *Disappointed gay sigh* *Returns to drinking water bottle*

Hoizumi: I also really like dudes

Daiki: *Splashes water all over face*

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Hikari: C'mon, you can talk to her

Katsushi: *Walks over to Ahiru* Hi

Ahiru: Hi

Katsushi: *Points to Hikari* My friend thinks you're cute

Hikari: *Walks away with Ahiru* *Turns back with a thumbs up at Katsushi*

Katsushi: *Also puts a thumb up*

THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR~

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Tomoyasu: *Buried underneath sand* I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand

Riku, the only one Tomoyasu likes: *Slams hands on sand* Poseidon quivers before him!

Tomoyasu: *Screams at Tamao* F U C K O F F

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Katsushi: This math homework is so hard

Mayumi: Oh, I already finished it

*Everyone in the class whips their head towards Mayumi*

Teacher: You better run

Mayumi: *Running down hallway screaming while everyone follows her*

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UN: I feel like I never have anyone to talk to!

Kazue: I'm always there to talk to you!

UN: I literally made you up for this conversation

Kazue: *Fades away* You right, you right

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Sadako, Chiyo, and Hitoshi: *Walking down road*

Road: *Narrows*

Tamao, across the street:  A pack of three aproaches a narrow road.

Sadako and Chiyo: *Keep walking*

Tamao: The alpha two walk ahead while the runt of the group is left behind

Hitoshi: *On floor, hugging knees*

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Isamu: *Holding tray* Today, we will be making p- *Hits Bunta in face* Oh my god. I'm so sorry

Bunta: *Laughing*

Hoizumi: *Holding camera* *Laughing*