Hikari: Everyone thinks I'm innocent, but I'm really not. Only two or three of my classmates know.

Riku: My social studies teacher told me I'm not allowed to make fun of the president until he's out of office. Jokes on her, I still make fun of him.

Katsushi: Running deserves to be thrown off a cliff, but then it'll come running back and probably punch me in the face.

Tomoyasu: Bitch, I am too high end to know your type.

Sadako: I've heard some people have had crushes on me before that were in my class, but I only get told after they get expelled or transferred.

Shiori: My least favorite part about English is poetry because you have to sound musical, and I can't do that shit.

Isamu: Raise your hand if you want to die.

Bunta: So you know how you're not supposed to put a metal bowl in the microwave? Guess what I did.

Tamao: I swear to god, if this salmon has something spicy in it, I'm fucking stabbing someone.

Daiki: If you think about it, everyone is gay! If a boy kisses a girl, he's kissing DNA from two different genders, which means he's kissing part of a man, which means he's gay. It also goes vise versa.

Ahiru: Sometimes I ask myself why I'm friends with these people.

Mayumi: Everyone thinks I'm smart, but that's only because I got the highest score in math class, and I got a 100 on the math STAAR, and I almost won the Mathcounts competition, and some other stuff.

Hitoshi: I THINK NOT, T H O T

Chiyo: Sometimes I wonder, what is it like to be popular, then I realize I'm friends with everyone in my class, which makes me popular, although not in the traditional sense.

Hoizumi: I've lost faith in humanity

Kazue: I have a song playing in the background, and it's just "EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU SUCKS! EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU SUCKS!"