Non Despair Chat Fic #1
Tamao Nishioka added 15 people in 80th class
Tamao Nishioka changed 16 names
SmolShipperGurl: WHAT'S UP!
Cooking by the book Lil Jon remix: Nishioka?
SnolFlipBoi: OH MY GOD TAMAO
Mumfren: I'm a proud parent figure
TokenStraight changed Mumfren's name to ProudParentTM
TokenStraight: You literally asked for it
ProudParentTM: Fair
TooFormal: Ah, so it seems Nishioka has created a group chat.
SmolShipperGurl: Read your name
SilentShiori: Tamao, why?
SmolShipperGurl: Why not?
HoizumiIsRude: Wtf
SmolFlipBoi: HOI-CHAN!
SmolFlipBoi changed HoizumiIsRude's name to Hoi-chan!
Hoi-chan!:
Hoi-chan!: You're lucky we're friends
SmolShipperGurl: Boyfriends*
SmolFlipBoi: tamAO
SmolFlipBoi changed SmolShipperGurl's name to tamNO
tamNO: fair enough
Hoi-chan!: You don't get to do this to us unless you admit your feelings to your crush
tamNO: Crush??? I dunno what you're talking about....
Momaskheroutalready: Tamao we all know who it is except her
Momaskheroutalready:
ProudParentTM: Hikari???
Kazoo: Notice the use of first names
Sadanko: Notice how she immediately identifies Hikari
Defenestrated: Stop wasting my time with this 'group chat'
Defenestrated:
RetiredPervert: What does his username mean???
Kawaiishima: Defenestration, the act of throwing someone out a window
Kawaiishima: Explain my username please.
tamNO: what do you think?
Kawaiishima: I don't know.
tamNO: My lesbian ass is gay: a study in shit bitch you is fine~
Kawaiishima: o h
tamNO: But you ain't my crush
Shibooya: One way to put it I guess
Miyoshriek: HA gayy
tamNO: No you don't say
TokenStraight: Where'd all this sass come from????
tamNO: The world shall never know
SilentShiori: So who is your crush?
tamNO: Ah, wellthethingaboutthatis
tamNO went offline
SmolFlipBoi: Deflected
Later
SmolFlipBoi: Yoshi-kunnnnn
Cooking by the book Lil Jon remix: Hm?
tamNO: Make us macaronsssss
Cooking by the book Lil Jon remix: Why?
SmolFlipBoi: Pleaseeeeeee
Cooking by the book Lil Jon remix: Fine they'll be ready in about an hour
tamNO: THANKSSSSS
TooFormal: WASSUPPPP BITCHESSSSS
RetiredPervert: hamADA???
Miyoshriek: THE FUCK??
Sadanko: Is this an alternative dimension???
Defenestrated: Interesting...
SilentShiori: Explaination?
Cooking by the book Lil Jon remix: IDK
tamNO: WHY IS THERE SMOKE
SmolFlipBoi: YOSHI????
Cooking by the book Lil Jon remix: Huh?
Cooking by the book Lil Jon remix: Oh shit
Cooking by the book Lil Jon remix went offline
SilentShiori: Please remain calm. There is a fire in the dorms. We all must get out.
tamNO: AAAAAAAAAAAA
tamNO: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEE
Kazoo: Two types of people
SmolFlipBoi: Is everyone outside????
TooFormal: WHERE'S YOUR LITTLE BOYTOY, EH DAIIIIIIIIIII
Cooking by the book Lil Jon remix: And Isamu's phone has been taken away
Kawaiishima: Actually, where is Shinsato?
Hoi-chan!: Alright good news or bad news first
SilentShiori: Bad
Hoi-chan!: I'm stuck in my room and the fires getting closer
Hoi-chan!: Good news: Everyone else is outside
SmolFlipBoi: hoI-CHAN
tamNO: DAIKI DON'T JUST RUN INTO A BURNING BUILDING
Sadanko: He's fucking dead
Later
Hoi-chan!: Daiki, what the hell made you think that was a good idea?
SmolFlipBoi: Literally nothing except the fact that you were inside
Shibooya: At least everyone's ok
SilentShiori: The firefighters just told me the fire started from the stove
SilentShiori: Bunta Yoshioka, explain
Cooking by the book Lil Jon remix: I don't exactly know?? I never touched the stove????
TooFormal: That might have been me
tamNO: I still want explanations for that outburst eariler
TooFormal: Got drunk. What else is new
Defenestrated: Mood
Defenestrated: I mean-
tamNO: WHAT'S THIS?
tamNO: TOMOYASU SONODA SHOWING POSITIVE EMOTION??
tamNO: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT'VE YOU DONE WITH HIM
Defenestrated: Shut up.
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