Non Despair Chat Fic #1

Tamao Nishioka added 15 people in 80th class

Tamao Nishioka changed 16 names

SmolShipperGurl: WHAT'S UP!

Cooking by the book Lil Jon remix: Nishioka?

SnolFlipBoi: OH MY GOD TAMAO

Mumfren: I'm a proud parent figure

TokenStraight changed Mumfren's name to ProudParentTM

TokenStraight: You literally asked for it

ProudParentTM: Fair

TooFormal: Ah, so it seems Nishioka has created a group chat.

SmolShipperGurl: Read your name

SilentShiori: Tamao, why?

SmolShipperGurl: Why not?

HoizumiIsRude: Wtf

SmolFlipBoi: HOI-CHAN!

SmolFlipBoi changed HoizumiIsRude's name to Hoi-chan!

Hoi-chan!:

Hoi-chan!: You're lucky we're friends

SmolShipperGurl: Boyfriends*

SmolFlipBoi: tamAO

SmolFlipBoi changed SmolShipperGurl's name to tamNO

tamNO: fair enough

Hoi-chan!: You don't get to do this to us unless you admit your feelings to your crush

tamNO: Crush??? I dunno what you're talking about....

Momaskheroutalready: Tamao we all know who it is except her

Momaskheroutalready:

ProudParentTM: Hikari???

Kazoo: Notice the use of first names

Sadanko: Notice how she immediately identifies Hikari

Defenestrated: Stop wasting my time with this 'group chat'

Defenestrated:

RetiredPervert: What does his username mean???

Kawaiishima: Defenestration, the act of throwing someone out a window

Kawaiishima: Explain my username please.

tamNO: what do you think?

Kawaiishima: I don't know.

tamNO: My lesbian ass is gay: a study in shit bitch you is fine~

Kawaiishima: o h

tamNO: But you ain't my crush

Shibooya: One way to put it I guess

Miyoshriek: HA gayy

tamNO: No you don't say

TokenStraight: Where'd all this sass come from????

tamNO: The world shall never know

SilentShiori: So who is your crush?

tamNO: Ah, wellthethingaboutthatis

tamNO went offline

SmolFlipBoi: Deflected

Later

SmolFlipBoi: Yoshi-kunnnnn

Cooking by the book Lil Jon remix: Hm?

tamNO: Make us macaronsssss

Cooking by the book Lil Jon remix: Why?

SmolFlipBoi: Pleaseeeeeee

Cooking by the book Lil Jon remix: Fine they'll be ready in about an hour

tamNO: THANKSSSSS

TooFormal: WASSUPPPP BITCHESSSSS

RetiredPervert: hamADA???

Miyoshriek: THE FUCK??

Sadanko: Is this an alternative dimension???

Defenestrated: Interesting...

SilentShiori: Explaination?

Cooking by the book Lil Jon remix: IDK

tamNO: WHY IS THERE SMOKE

SmolFlipBoi: YOSHI????

Cooking by the book Lil Jon remix: Huh?

Cooking by the book Lil Jon remix: Oh shit

Cooking by the book Lil Jon remix went offline

SilentShiori: Please remain calm. There is a fire in the dorms. We all must get out.

tamNO: AAAAAAAAAAAA

tamNO: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEE

Kazoo: Two types of people

SmolFlipBoi: Is everyone outside????

TooFormal: WHERE'S YOUR LITTLE BOYTOY, EH DAIIIIIIIIIII

Cooking by the book Lil Jon remix: And Isamu's phone has been taken away

Kawaiishima: Actually, where is Shinsato?

Hoi-chan!: Alright good news or bad news first

SilentShiori: Bad

Hoi-chan!: I'm stuck in my room and the fires getting closer

Hoi-chan!: Good news: Everyone else is outside

SmolFlipBoi: hoI-CHAN

tamNO: DAIKI DON'T JUST RUN INTO A BURNING BUILDING

Sadanko: He's fucking dead

Later

Hoi-chan!: Daiki, what the hell made you think that was a good idea?

SmolFlipBoi: Literally nothing except the fact that you were inside

Shibooya: At least everyone's ok

SilentShiori: The firefighters just told me the fire started from the stove

SilentShiori: Bunta Yoshioka, explain

Cooking by the book Lil Jon remix: I don't exactly know?? I never touched the stove????

TooFormal: That might have been me

tamNO: I still want explanations for that outburst eariler

TooFormal: Got drunk. What else is new

Defenestrated: Mood

Defenestrated: I mean-

tamNO: WHAT'S THIS?

tamNO: TOMOYASU SONODA SHOWING POSITIVE EMOTION??

tamNO: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT'VE YOU DONE WITH HIM

Defenestrated: Shut up.

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