Some random AU I brought up while roleplaying with MunkiSmol
Hikari Takayama (Ultimate Pole Dancer) and Hikari Itsuki (Ultimate Barber) as Ladybug and Chat Noir respectively. 
This takes place in a mix between Paris and Japan
Characters: DRDB and LAKEO Characters  (At least most of them-)
Side Ships: Hikari Takayama x Ahiru Oshima, Sayuri Mei x Hikari Itsuki, Kamlyn Okui x Daiki Kaito
DRDB Made by MunkiSmol
LAKEO made by Me
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(Hikari Takayama)

Hikari was totally late to school.

Ahiru was totally going to kill her.

"Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit-"

She ran in place waiting for the walk signal.

As it turned green, she was about to start sprinting when she heard someone honk behind her.

Hikari turned back to see an elderly man crossing the road. A car was about to hit him.

"Hey, watch out!" She grabbed him and pulled him to the safety of the sidewalk as the car passed by, her bangs hitting her in the face.

"Thank you, young lady," the man thanked her.

She smiled brightly, "No prob!" Shortly after, Hikari heard the late bell for Hope's Peak ring.

"Ah, fuck!"

She dashed away from the old man.

He smiled, "Very worthy."

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(Hikari Itsuki)

"Ow, Sayuri!" Hikari whined as she pulled on his ear.

"Excuse me? You didn't read my latest chapter! I trusted you!" She huffed.

"Sorry, sorry! I was busy with homework!"

Sayuri huffed, "You're my senpai! Do what I say!"

"Sayuri, that doesn't make sen-" Hikari heard a crash behind him.

He turned around. A old man was collapsed on the ground, reaching towards his cane.

Hikari started walking towards him.

"Hikari, don't you dare ignore me!"

He ignored her, helping the man up and giving him his cane.

"Thank you, young man."

"It was nothing!"

Hikari waved goodbye, walking back towards Sayuri.

"Seriously?"

"What? No one was helping him."

Sayuri shook her head, "Well, it's about time for class. Let's go."

Hikari nodded, walking into the school with Sayuri.

Unfortunately, he didn't sit next to his crush- Uh, correction, Sayuri. He sat next to Hikari Takayama.

It wasn't bad, but they weren't really that great of friends.

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Kamlyn was performing after school.

He placed his hat on the ground, with a sign that asked them to place donations in it.

After his performance, he picked up the hat again, counting the money.

Fifty dollars! Yay!

He counted the money in his hand and placed his hat back on his head. Kamlyn adjusted the hair barrette Daiki gave him.

He smiled.

His wonderful boyfriend.

Kamlyn started walking towards his house, content with his payment for today.

He felt a rock hit his head.

Ow!

Kamlyn rubbed the back of his head that was hit.

"Aw, look! The mime's gonna cry!"

Kamlyn turned around.

Three college kids were tossing rocks up and down.

"Look how short he is!"

"Is he really the ultimate mime?"

"Ha, more like the ultimate loser!"

They started to throw more rocks at him.

Kamlyn blocked it with his arm, before running off, tears in his eyes.

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"Ah, the emotional drama of a teenager just trying to do what he loves."

"Perfect for my akuma."

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Kamlyn ran down to the nearby river, sitting down and crying on a bench.

He barely noticed the purple butterfly entering his barrette.

Kamlyn looked up, staring blankly at the river, a purple butterfly silhouette appearing on his face like a mask.

"Impersonator, I am Monokuma. I can make sure you will never be judged again."

"In return, you must get me Ladybug and Chat Noir's miraculous."

He didn't mention how he didn't know who those two were.

"I'll make sure no one bullies me again, Monokuma."

Kamlyn stood up, letting a purple smoke overtake him.

When it disappeared, Kamlyn looked completely different.

He was wearing a black top hat instead of his usual one. He also wore a ruffled shirt underneath a tux jacket. His bottom half was mostly the same, except his shoes were stiched. He was also a couple inches taller.

Impersonator laughed, taking off, pretending to be riding a jetpack. A jetpack appeared on his back and he took off.

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(Hikari Takayama)

Hikari walked into the resturant her family owned, "Back from school!"

Her mom smiled and waved, "Sorry sweetheart, we're busy right now."

Hikari nodded in understanding, although this had been happening more and more.

It was probably due to her gaining an ultimate talent.

She walked past the counter and up the stairs to their house.

Hikari made it to her room and collapsed on the bed.

"Ugh, school sucks."

She lifted her head up.

Wait.

When did that box appear on her desk?

Maybe it's a gift from Ahiru?

Although it's probably impossible, Hikari sighs in happiness from the thought.

She's such a useless lesbian.

Hikari grabbed the box and opened it.

It was a red bracelet with a circular charm.

A red ball of energy or something like that started flying out from the bracelet.

Hikari shrieked and tossed it across her room.

"Ow!" A small red creature flew up from the box.

Hikari shrieked some more.

"Hey, stop screaming!" The creature pleaded, placing one of its tiny hands on her mouth, "I'm supposed to be a secret!"

"I-What-How-Who are you?"

"My name is Tikki! I'm your kwami!"

"K-Kwami?"

Alright, this was definitely a fever dream.

"Yep! A kwami can turn you into a superhero! The superhero I can turn you into is Ladybug! The heroine with the power of good luck!"

"Yeah, no, this is a fever dream."

"It's not a fever dream!"

"Doubt, but okay."

"Do you want me to explain your powers to you?"

"You know what? Sure."

"Let's get started!"

Tikki spent the next half hour explaining Ladybug's powers to Hikari.

Hikari bit her lip, "So I get enhanced skills, a yo-yo, and a power called Lucky Charm. When I'm stuck in a battle, use Lucky Charm and it will give me an object to help me win
If I don't know what to do, my vision will turn gray and the objects I need will light up. Don't abuse Lucky Charm because I will turn back after five minutes of using it."

Tikki nodded happily, "I was sent to you because there's a new villain on the rise! They're turning people with negative emotions into supervillians! To defeat them, you need to find the object that was akumatized, destroy it, and purify the akuma! There's also another reason Ladybug was sent out! She's the only one who can purify the akumas!"

Hikari sighed, "Guess I'm the protagonist. Always thought it'd be the people with ahoges."

"That's a different story," Tikki reflected, "Just put on the bracelet, aka your miraculous!"

Hikari did.

A loud roar of a jetpack and maniacal laughter passed by Hikari's window.

She glanced out, "Is that Kamlyn? And he has a jetpack?"

"He's been akumatized! C'mon Hikari! We have to transform!"

"How?"

"Just say, 'Tikki, spots on!'!"

"Tikki, spots on!"

Hikari was taken into a magical girl-like transformation, running her hands over her body and an outfit somehow appearing. Five black spots appeared on the bracelet charm.

She flipped her ponytail and a red string appeared where it was tied.

Hikari also placed her hands over her face and a mask appeared.

The transformation ended, and Hikari squealed.

"Oh my god, I'm a real superhero!"

Hikari leaped out her window, "Cool!"

She immediately fell.

Hikari recovered, using her yo-yo to get on top of a building, "Oh, so I'm like Spiderman!"

She took off again, chasing after Impersonator.

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(Hikari Itsuki)

Hikari snuck into his house, hoping to avoid his parents.

"Hikari!"

Mission Failed.

"Yes mom?" He asked, blinking innocently.

"You have three clients later tonight!"

"Wouldn't they go to the hair salon I work at?"

"Your other job, Hikari."

"Oh. But I can't have three tonight. I have school tomorrow!"

"Don't worry, they're all going at once!"

Hikari paled.

"So make sure you make yourself presentable for them later tonight!"

"Yes mother." Hikari walked up to his room afterwards.

He closed the door behind him, locking it.

There was a box on his desk that wasn't there before.

Probably something for his job later tonight.

Hikari walked over and opened the box. Inside was a silver choker.

Kinky.

A black ball of energy flew out.

"Wow, I've never heard of this kink before," Hikari absentmindedly muttered.

The creature that formed immediately gagged, "Aren't you in high school?"

Hikari shrugged, "Who are you?"

"I'm Plagg, your kwami! This choker, your miraculous, and I will turn you into Chat Noir, who has the power of bad luck!"

"Kwami?"

Plagg sighed, before explaining his powers and why he's there.

"So I get enhanced skills, a baton that also acts as a phone, a skill called Cataclysm that destroys whatever I touch, but I can only use it once every transformation because I'll turn back five minutes later?"

"Yep!"

Hikari nodded, placing the choker around his neck.

Impersonator laughed, flying past Hikari's window. Ladybug jumped after him.

"I see Ladybug's already arrived. You should help her. She's your partner!"

"Alright, how do I transform?"

"Say, 'Plagg, claws off!'"

"Plagg, claws off!"

Hikari's vision was filled with green. He faintly recognizes that he's somehow putting on a black skin tight suit with a long belt and cat ears. For some reason, his choker turned black.

"Ooo! Cool!" Hikari spun around, looking at himself in his full length mirror.

"Now let's go save the city!" He leaped out his window, using his extendable baton like a pole vault.

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Daiki (Kaito) dropped to the ground from a tree, "Yo, Tsuchida, thanks for hanging out just to exercise like this."

Daiki (Tsuchida) shot him a thumbs up, "No problem! I'm always happy to help a friend!"

Daiki shot him one back.

All of a suddenly, smoke started appearing around them.

"What the-"

Kamlyn appeared from the smoke, although he looked nothing like the normal Kamlyn.

"K-Kamlyn?"

"Okui? What's going on? Why do you look like that?" Tsuchida shot question after question.

'Kamlyn' growled, "I'm not Kamlyn! At least, not anymore! My name is Impersonator!"

Impersonator skipped over to Daiki, hugging his arm, "Daiki! Aren't you happy? Now we won't get bullied!"

Daiki pulled back his arm, "Kamlyn, what does that mean?"

Tsuchida ran over, "Hey, maybe let go of him and let's talk-"

He was cut off by Kamlyn shoving him against a tree.

"Eh?"

Kamlyn held up what looked to be an invisible knife to Tsuchida's throat.

"T-That's not a real knife-"

A real knife materialized in Kamlyn's hand, almost cutting Tsuchida's throat.

"K-Kamlyn!" Daiki shouted, pulling the knife away from his hand, dropping it on the ground.

Impersonator turned towards Daiki, pinning him against a tree.

Daiki blushed.

WHEN DID HE GET TALLER?!

"Ah, Daiki! You really do care! Although, you need to start calling me Impersonator! Let's see! I'll take you far far away, where nobody will bother us! Me for my anxiety and you for being short!" He blinked innocently, "Wouldn't that be great?"

Daiki attempted to shove him away, "Kamlyn, are you sick? You know I would never do that. You know our friends and family are here, right? We can't just leave them like that!"

Impersonator's face darkened, "I see you won't listen to reason then. I'm going to have to force you to run away with me."

Daiki paled, "K-Kamlyn-"

"I'm not Kamlyn!"

"Kaito-kun-"

Impersonator pulled apart his hands as if there was a rope between them. Of course, a rope did appear.

With the quick speed only a person with powers could have, he wrapped the rope around Daiki, restraining his arms to his side.

"E-Eh?"

Impersonator flew off holding the rope, Daiki trailing behind him.

Tsuchida collapsed against the tree he against, "Oh my god."

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Daiki kicked his feet as they flew over the city, hyperventilating.

They were so high up in the air, ohmygod he was gonna fall and die-

A purple butterfly silhouette appeared on Impersonator's face.

"Impersonator, do you remember our promise?"

"I don't know who Ladybug and Chat Noir are."

"Make yourself a known villain. Then they will come."

"Alright, Monokuma."

The purple silhouette disappeared.

Impersonator flew himself over to the Eiffel Tower, dropping Daiki next to him.

Daiki breathed a few deep breaths.

A news helicopter that was following them was recording them.

"And here we have a super villian! The kind of stuff that only exists in fiction!"

Impersonator noticed them, motioning them closer.

The helicopter flew closer, the reporter and cameraman jumping out to talk to him.

"What's your name?"

"Impersonator."

"What's your goal?"

"To gain Ladybug and Chat Noir's miraculous."

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(Hikari Takayama)

Hikari swung her yo-yo around a lamp post, only to miss and immediately fall.

"SHIT!"

A flash of black caught her.

"Aren't superheroes supposed to be good at getting around the city?"

The person who had caught her was a person with blue hair with green highlights. He had on a black skin tight suit, much like hers, a black mask and cat ears.

"Who are you?" Hikari asked as the person helped her get on her feet.

"Hi-Chat Noir, at your service!" He purred, bowing.

"Hik-Ladybug," She also introduced herself.

Hhhhhh, I almost just revealed my identity-

The TV on a nearby building turned on.

"And here we have a super villian! The kind of stuff that only exists in fiction!"

"What's your name?"

"Impersonator."

"What's your goal?"

"To gain Ladybug and Chat Noir's miraculous."

"Who's Ladybug and Chat Noir?"

Impersonator shrugged, "Hell if I know, but the person who gave me my powers, Monokuma, said I have to get them for me to keep having my powers."

He skipped over to Daiki, hugging him, "Isn't that right, my precious boyfriend?"

Daiki pushed himself away, "K-Kamlyn, this isn't you! Snap yourself out of it!"

Impersonator frowned, "Aw, I thought  you would've realized by now we eeould be better off this way!"

He shrugged, "What can you do?" Impersonator took a hold of the end of the rope Daiki wasn't on.

"Hey, what're you doing?" The reporter asked.

Impersonator kicked him off the edge.

Hikari gasped, as did Chat Noir.

Daiki shrieked, falling off the tower.

Impersonator laughed as the rope tightened in his hand. He waved around an imaginary knife before it appeared in his hand, "Do you want to join him?"

The reporter and cameraman backed away, running back to the helicopter.

The TV shut off.

"So he wants our miraculouses, huh?" Chat Noir muttered.

Hikari nodded, absentmindedly.

"Let's go!" He shouted, using his baton to launch himself across the city.

"Hey, wait up!" Hikari yelled after him, also launching herself across the city.

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Daiki shrieked as he fell off the tower.

Nonononononononononononono-

He felt the rope swing.

"AAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Daiki wasn't exactly the image of manliness in that moment, but can you blame him?

"Kamlyn, please!"

Impersonator let the rope fall a bit more before catching it again.

Daiki screamed again as the rope fell some more.

Oh shit, this is it. This is how I die.

"K-Kamlyn! Let me go!"

"I'm."

The grip on the rope loosened, letting more rope fall.

"Not."

Daiki felt himself fall some more.

God, he really hated being terrified of heights.

"KAMLYN!"

In his anger, Impersonator let the rope go, making Daiki free fall through the sky.

"Shit."

"AAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Daiki shut his eyes tight.

He was bound with his arms to his sides, his boyfriend is a super villian, and he was about to die by his worst fear.

Great last thoughts.

Right as Daiki was about to hit the ground, something wrapped around him and brought him in someone's embrace as they dashed past the Effiel Tower.

He glanced up, seeing a girl in a red skintight suit and a red mask with black dots.

"Hey, I'm Ladybug!" Are you okay?" Ladybug asked.

He faintly nodded.

A boy in a black suit with cat ears appeared too, untying the ropes around his sides.

Daiki immediately collapsed to the ground, breathing deeply.

Impersonator laughed from the Effiel Tower, jumping down with a flip.

"So, you're Ladybug and Chat Noir?"

Chat Noir nodded, "You should go over there, Daiki."

"How do you know my name?"

He froze, "Just go."

Daiki bit his lip, "I think his barrette is the source of all this."

"Huh?"

"I mean, it's something important to him, because I gave him it, and it's more drastically changed then everything else."

Chat Noir nodded, "Thanks, you should go now."

Daiki nodded, running over to a tree and hiding.

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(Hikari Itsuki)

Hikari flipped backwards as Impersonator tried to punch him.

"That all you got?" He taunted.

"Maybe the cute kitty shouldn't bast so much."

Hikari froze.

Mister, what's going on?

Hikari, you're so cute!

Baby boy, you're so precious.

Ch-

Such a cute boy!

He really is adorable!

What a cute little baby!

CHAT NOIR!

Hikari snapped back into reality just as Impersonator kicked him into a tree.

He groaned as he watched Impersonator pick up a truck and throw it at Ladybug.

Impersonator laughed, and turned his attention to him, pretending to make a box get smaller and smaller in his hands.

A box appeared around Hikari, slowly crushing him.

Fuck it.

"Cataclysm!"

His hand started glowing with a black energy. He tapped the box and it turned into black dust.

Hikari yeeted himself over to hide behind the truck.

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Ladybug cast a worried glance at her partner, before running over and also hiding behind the truck.

"How are we supposed to break his barrette?" Chat Noir asked her.

"How do you know that's where the akuma is?"

"Daiki told me."

"Ah."

Whelp, time to use her power!

"Lucky Charm!"

Hikari threw her yo-yo up in the air.

It spun around in a show of red and black sparkles.

A baseball glove appeared.

It dropped into her hands.

"What?" Hikari raised an eyebrow.

"How is that supposed to help us?" Chat Noir asked.

Hikari looked around, her vision gray.

Daiki from behind a tree lit up, turning red with black spots, much like her suit.

She turned to Chat Noir. His baton lit up.

Hikari held up the baseball glove. It also lit up.

She turned to look at Impersonator, who was trying to get towards Daiki. His barrette lit up.

"I got it!"

Her vision turned back to normal.

She waved Daiki over.

He rolled over, like a showoff, and stopped at the truck.

Hikari waved the both of them closer and whispered her plan in their ears.

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(Kamlyn Okui)
(Impersonator)

Ladybug and Chat Noir jumped backwards from the truck into a tree while Daiki ran out and towards him.

Daiki tackled him, wrapping his arms around Impersonator.

"Daiki?"

He stared up with an adoring daze, "Impersonator, I was so wrong. I do want to come with you!"

Impersonator's eyes widened, "You do?"

He didn't notice Chat Noir sneaking past him.

Impersonator placed his hands on Daiki's cheeks, "Really?"

Daiki smiled, getting on the tips of his toes, "Yes."

He removed Impersonator's mask, leaning in for a kiss.

Impersonator closed his eyes, also leaning in.

Daiki snatched the barrette off his hair.

Impersonator's eyes shot wide open as Daiki tossed it up in the air.

"Chat Noir, now!"

"You liar!" Impersonator shrieked, pushing Daiki and pinning him to the ground.

Chat Noir lunged from behind Impersonator, hitting the barrette with his baton like he was playing baseball, "Batter up!"

Ladybug caught it with the baseball glove after jumping down from a tree.

No!

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(Hikari Takayama)

Hikari snapped the barrette using her hands.

A purple butterfly flew out.

"Time to de-evilize!"

The words flew out like butter.

She swung her Yo-yo around, catching the butterfly.

"Gotcha!"

Hikari pressed a hidden button on the top of her Yo-yo.

A pure white butterfly flew out.

"Bye, bye, little butterfly!"

She threw the baseball glove back in the air, "Miraculous Ladybug!"

Red and black sparkles flew throughout the city, repairing any damage Impersonator may have done.

Impersonator transformed back to Kamlyn, although he was still pinning Daiki.

Kamlyn blinked, looking up, "W-Where am I?"

"Kamlyn, can you get off me?"

Kamlyn looked down and shrieked, quickly getting off his boyfriend and apologizing repeatedly.

Chat Noir jumped down next to Ladybug, holding up a fist.

She fist bumped him, "Pound it!"

He smiled back.

"Um, your choker."

There was only one spot left.

"Oh, I'm about to turn back, I have to go!" He leaped away afterwards.

Hikari realized the same thing was about to happen to her and she similarly ran away, "Bye!"

Kamlyn and Daiki waved back.

She ran to a nearby museum, entering through the roof and running into a closet with two exits.

Hikari slammed the door behind her and detransformed.

"Huh, being Ladybug is exhausting."

"Huh, being Chat Noir is exhausting."

Hikari froze.

She slowly turned around to see Hikari Itsuki with a black kwami staring back at her.

Both Hikaris started screaming, which in turn caused their kwamis to start screaming.

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Kamlyn hugged Daiki, "I-I hung you from a h-high place? I-I'm so sorry!"

Daiki hugged his boyfriend back, "Hey, it's fine!"

"I-It's not fine!"

"Yeah, it is."

"N-No!"

"Yeah!"

"N-No!"

"Yeah!"

This friendly argument went on for a couple minutes before both boys broke down into fits of giggles.

Daiki tackled him, burying his head in Kamlyn's shoulder, "I'm glad you're okay."

"Me too."

"Look, there's the boy who got akumatized! Let's go interview him!"

Daiki grabbed Kamlyn and together they ran away from the reporters.

(A/N: And that's the end! MunkiSmol, I hope this was satisfying enough for you! Also, I'm probably gonna make this into a multi-chaptered fic, because s e l f I n d u l g e n c e-
Also over 3K words nice-)