(Sorta) Gift for MunkiSmol
Characters: DRDB and LAKEO Characters
DRDB belongs to MunkiSmol
Main Ships: Hikari Itsuki x Sayuri Mei, Daiki Kaito x Kamlyn Okui, Tamao Nishioka x Shiori Doi, Riku Shibuya x Tomoyasu Sonoda, Hisano Mitsubishi x Yasu Yumiko
Non-Despair AU
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It was a normal day, chilling in the dorms. Everyone was out and doing something, excluding six people, Daiki Kaito, Hikari Itsuki, Tamao Nishioka, Riku Shibuya, Hisano Mitsubishi, and Kazue Sawada.

Again, it was pretty normal.

Until Hisano suddenly leaped out of her chair, screeching.

"Mitsu?" Kazue asked, putting down her phone, "What's going on?"

"My friends from middle school made this bet with me a while ago that I couldn't put on a successful maid cafe by this afternoon for a whole lot of money, so um, yeah I need to do that!"

Kazue shook her head, "I call kitchen duty."

Hisano turned to the other four kids, "Help me, please!" She then snuck in a quick, "I mean you'll have to be maids, but whatever, right?"

Tamao smiled, "Sure!"

Riku heard the last bit, "No."

Tamao turned to him, "Do it or I'll tell Sonoda about your crush."

"Fuck you."

"That's a yes!"

Hikari shrugged, "Why not?"

It's not like he's never cross dressed before-

Hikari shook the thoughts out of his head.

Daiki glared at Hisano, "You're lucky we're classmates."

Hisano giggled, "So, um, I have outfits ready!"

Tamao blinked, "W-Why?"

Kazue stared at her, "Don't question it-"

Hisano rushed out of the room, coming back in with four maid dresses. She tossed one at each 'maid'.

She and Kazue ushered them to change quickly.

Tamao came out first, wearing a knee length dark blue dress with a black collar, with a bow connected to the collar, and an apron around her waist. She also wore shoes with hearts on them.

Daiki came out second, wearing a similar dress to Tamao, except his was a cream color, and his dress was slightly shorter.

Hikari came out next, wearing the same outfit, but orange, and his was barely reaching his mid-thigh, probably the shortest one.

Riku, the most reluctant one, walked out wearing a gray version of the outfit.

"Why do you have these? In our size?" Riku asked, crossing his arms.

Kazue and Hisano quickly shushed him.

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Daiki wasn't exactly thrilled by this so far. It had only been a couple hours, and the embarrassment had only gone down by a little bit.

From one hundred percent to seventy five percent.

The maid cafe wasn't all that big. It was a closed off by fences section in the park with a bunch of foldable tables and chairs, and some portable cooking supplies for Kazue and Hisano near the back.

"Y'all, Kaito, go take care of the next customer!" Tamao shouted at him.

"Gotcha!"

He walked over to the line of people waiting, "Hi, I'm Daiki Kaito, the ultimate wrestler. I'll be your waiter for the-"

His words died in his throat.

Kamlyn was staring back at him.

"Uhhh."

"Daiki?"

HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN WHY YOU'RE IN A MAID DRESS TO YOUR BOYFRIEND??

"Y'ALL DON'T HOLD UP THE LINE!" Hisano shouted.

Daiki grabbed Kamlyn and dragged him to an empty table.

He sat him down, handing him a menu, "Uh, this is hard to explain, but ask Hisano about it later."

Kamlyn blinked, "Um, can I have the sweetest thing here?"

"Sure! Refresh my memory. What is it?"

Kamlyn looked up at him, winking, "You."

Daiki sputtered, blushing, "Where'd this sudden burst of confidence come from?!"

Kamlyn shrugged, "U-Um, I-I'll have the s-second s-sweetest thing here. Since y-you a-aren't on the m-menu."

Daiki blushed once more, "Lyn!"

"Sorry, sorry," Kamlyn pointed to the item he wanted. Daiki wrote it down and started walking towards Hisano and Kazue.

A man wrapped his arm around his waist, bringing Daiki closer to its owner.

"Hey there, how about after this event is over, we go out and get some food together?"

"Uh, I have a boyfriend-"

"Aw, you consider me your boyfriend already? I'm flattered."

Kamlyn walked up to the man, "A-Actually, I-I'm his b-boyfriend."

The man scoffed, "Oh, really? I don't believe it." He used his arm to bring Daiki closer to himself. Daiki tried to elbow him away.

Kamlyn growled, "I'd recommend not touching my boyfriend like that, you little bitch."

The man rolled his eyes.

Kamlyn narrowed his eyes, "You really want to be fucking beat up, don't you, you little piece of shit?"

Daiki blinked, stifling laughter, "What happened to soft boy?"

"Soft boy went to the store. He won't be here for a while."

Tamao slowly pulled her phone out, recording the entire predicament.

Daiki stifled more laughter.

The man wrapped another arm around Daiki, shoving the latter's face into the former's chest.

Kamlyn suddenly leaped up and punched the man in the face, making him release Daiki. The blond fell into Kamlyn's chest.

"Y'all he's mine."

Kazue ran over, shoving the man out of the area, "You're banned, sir. We specifically had a sign that said not to harass the maids!"

The man growled before walking away.

Daiki turned to Kamlyn with a relieved smile, "Thanks Lyn-"

Kamlyn cut him off by picking him up bridal style.

"Kamlyn?!"

"Am I allowed to take my boyfriend?"

Kazue shot him a thumbs up, "Go for it!"

Kamlyn walked out of the park, carrying Daiki, "You want to go get ice cream?"

"Sure. Put me down first."

"No."

"....Kamlyn-"

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Tamao giggled as she watched the couple leave.

"Nishioka, can you go tend to the next customer?" Kazue asked.

She nodded, heading towards the line of people, smiling happily.

"Hi, I'm Tamao Nishioka, the Ultimate Matchmaker! I'll be the maid attending to you for your meal!"

And that's when she realized she was talking to her girlfriend.

Keep calm, keep calm, keep calm, keep calm-

Shiori blinked. Tamao quickly grabbed her and brought her over to an empty table.

"What would you like?"

Shiori pointed to the menu.

Tamao leaned next to her to see what she was pointing at. Shiori quickly placed a quick kiss to her cheek.

"E-Eh?!"

"Am I not allowed to kiss my girlfriend?"

"W-Well, no, but not in public! It's embarrassing!"

Tamao hid her face with her tray, "I'll go get your sundae."

She quickly left, speed-walking towards the chefs.

"Sundae!"

Kazue handed her one, "Ya, go!"

Tamao placed the sundae on her tray and started heading back to Shiori.

"Here you go!" Tamao cheered, placing the sundae in front of her.

Shiori drank through it through a straw, "Sweet. Like you."

Tamao sputtered.

A female near them scoffed, "Ew, faggots."

Tamao flinched. Shiori glared at the female.

The male next to her started whispering, "I should've brought you somewhere else for our date. I'm so sorry."

"And why should you have done that?" Shiori snapped.

"Well, females are meant to love males, not females love females and males love males!"

"Have you ever heard of the LGBT community?" Shiori drank more of her sundae.

"Yeah, it's a bunch of people lying to themselves," The male muttered.

"I don't think that many people would lie to themselves," Shiori glared at them, "Have you ever heard of internalized homophobia?"

The couple rolled their eyes.

"Why'd you even come here?" Tamao asked, "You must've seen the boys dressed in dresses."

"Pff. Boys? Yeah, right."

Tamao paused, "I'm the only girl working as a maid."

The couple froze, "EWWWWWW!"

Shiori slapped them.

"Doi-chan!"

She placed some money on her table, "Keep the change. I'm also taking Tamao."

Shiori grabbed Tamao and dragged her out of there.

Hisano sighed, "Well, I mean the bet's already done, but I'm losing the chance for profit everytime they leave."

Kazue pat her back, before walking over to the couple and telling them they had to leave.

"I'm totally putting a bad review!"

"We're only open for a day. That doesn't matter."

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Hikari headed over to the line, working twice as fast considering Tamao and Daiki had been stolen by their significant others.

Sayuri stared back at him.

Hikari stared at her.

"You know what? This honestly isn't the worst situation we've been in." He started leading her to a table.

Sayuri giggled, "You remember when we were in the library? And then Tomeo walked in!"

Hikari blushed, "Don't remind me."

Along the way, someone grabbed his arm.

"Eh?"

The arm spun him around until he was pressed against the person's chest.

"Hello baby."

Hikari gasped quietly.

M-Mister, where are my parents?

Don't worry. I'm a family friend.

Hm? I've never met you before.

Well, it's been a while.

Eh? Mister, W-What are you doing?

Don't worry about it.

But I don't think I'm supposed to take my clothes off like this.

C'mon baby. Don't worry. A cutie like you shouldn't be worrying.

M-Mister wait!

M-Mister!

Hikari, you're so cute.

STOP IT!

STOP IT!

IT HURTS!

MAKE IT STOP-

Sayuri tugged Hikari back to her, "Hey, you don't just grab people."

Breath in.

Breath out.

Hikari stared up at the adult staring at them.

"Oh, you're cross dressing again? Should I really expect anything else?"

"I-I-I-"

Sayuri tackled the man.

"Sayuri!"

The man pushed her away, "What are you protecting Mr. Ultimate Prostitute for?"

People around them stopped eating and started whispering.

Sayuri stood up from the ground, "Because he's my boyfriend, bitch."

The man sneered at her, "Well, let me take your boyfriend as I am his family friend."

Sayuri held a tight grip on Hikari's wrist, feeling him tremble.

"Yeah, right. I know what his parents made him do."

Lottie slammed her hands on her table, standing up, "Talk shit."

She threw a fork directly at the man's kneecaps, impaling it there.

He shrieked in pain.

"Get hit."

Hisano walked over and escorted both Lottie and the man out.

("Mom, I love you, but you can't do that."

"Watch me."

"Mom.")

Hikari shook in place. Sayuri grabbed him and dragged him out.

She moved somewhere else in the park, "Are you okay?"

Hikari placed his head on her shoulder, "I am now."

Sayuri smiled.

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Kazue face palmed. Riku shook his head.

Goddammit, he was the only one left now.

He walked over before Hisano and Kazue could usher him to the line.

"Hey, I'm Riku Shibuya, ultimate campaign manager. Need to advertise something? I'm your guy. But for today, I'll be your maid."

The embarrassment hadn't gone away all day.

And of course, it only sky rocketed when he saw Tomoyasu Sonoda in front of him.

Everyone in the line was yelling at him though.

Something about skipping the line?

Oh.

Oh.

Riku grabbed his ear, yanking him down, "Goddamnit Tomo, just because you're the heir to the Sonoda company does not mean that you are better than everything else."

Tomoyasu scoffed, "Riku, are you even listening to yourself?"

Riku glared at him, "I swear to god, if you don't get your ass to the back of the line right now, like a normal person, you will never be able to fucking walk again, do you hear me, Tomoyasu Sonoda?"

Tomoyasu huffed, starting to move away.

The group of girls at the front of the line suddenly grabbed Riku by his shoulders.

"Ah, you're so cute!" They squeezed the smaller boy's cheeks.

One of the girls started shoving her boobs into Riku's face.

Riku, being asexual, was very uncomfortable about this, "Hey, um, get the fuck off me."

More of the girls started shoving their parts into him.

Riku started trying to push them away when an arm suddenly grabbed his and pulled him out from the crowd.

His face met a chest wearing a familiar suit.

"Mine."

Damn it Tomo.

And yet, Riku didn't complain as Tomoyasu pulled him away.

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Hisano had to quickly head over to the line and tell them the maid cafe was closed.

It didn't go well.

They all immediately tried to run her over.

Yasu cane out of nowhere, grabbed her and dragged her away.

Kazue blinked, the crowd quickly coming towards her.

"WAIT YOU'RE JUST GONNA FUCKING LEAVE ME HERE?!"

The entire block could hear Kazue's distressed screeches for the next half hour.

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Kazue shoved the door to her class dorm, collapsing immediately.

Shiori, Tamao, Tomoyasu, and Riku stared at her, confused.

"Don't ask."

(A/N: Y'ALL MunkiSmol AGREED WITH THE 'ULTIMATE PROSTITUTE' THING-)