Tamao

Katsushi: Heya, I know you can see that we belong together, being the ultimate matchmaker and all that!

Tamao: Shibata-kun, I. am. a. lesbian.

Tamao: This is like the fiftieth time I've told you.

Shiori

Katsushi: Hey, what's up, good look-

Shiori: No

Katsushi: Fair enough

Hikari

Katsushi: Heya, Hikari, you know how we're best friends, right?

Hikari: Yeah?

Katsushi: You wanna go on a date? Just you and me?

Hikari: Katsushi, I've told you multiple times about my gay crush on Ahiru.

Katsushi: C'mon, give me a chance

Hikari: Ask one more time and best friend privileges are revoked

Katsushi: Oof

Ahiru

Katsushi: Hey, you are super mature and help take care of us.

Ahiru: Yes. And?

Katsushi: You're basically our mom. Do you want a dad to help you?

Ahiru: I have a gay crush. Also I don't have a daddy kink. You're not getting dinner tonight.

Katsushi: w h a t

Mayumi

Katsushi: *Walks up*

Mayumi: I'm asexual

Katsushi: *Walks away*

Sadako and Chiyo

Katsushi: Hey, I heard you two are dating.

Sadako: *nods* Yep!

Katsushi: Are you open to Poly relationships?

Chiyo: How did you know?

Katsushi: Is that a yes to dating me as well-

Sadako: We're both poly, and both dating Hitoshi!

Katsushi: Ah. Good for you.

Kazue

Katsushi: Hey, you'd be interested in me, right?

Kazue: Mayhaps

Katsushi: Really?!

Kazue: No

Katsushi: *Lays down on ground, hugging himself*