Currently going on a trip to England, so this is some stuff that happened to me but with my OCs instead.

Day 1

Tamao, sitting on the plane with her hoodie up: *watching Love, Simon* *sniff*

Random woman: *Walks up*

Random woman: *Grabs top of Tamao's head and starts caressing it* Is it cold?

Tamao: *thinking* What the fuck

Random Woman: Is it cold?

Tamao: Yes?

Random woman: *Takes hand off Tamao's head and walks away*

Tamao: *Looks to Shiori who is fast asleep besides her* *whispers* What the fuck just happened?

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Ahiru: Why didn't you guys bring your driver's license? We can't rent any vehicles now

Isamu: Sonoda told me not to

Tomoyasu: I didn't need it in Canada

Ahiru: In case you couldn't tell, This ain't Canada!

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Mayumi: We bought you some orange crepe. You like it?

Hikari: *Takes a bite* I love it! *Not lying*

Hikari: *Takes another bite* *Body immediately tries to spit it out*

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Sadako: Hey, do you see that?

Sadako: It's-

Chiyo: It's a carriage drawn horse

Sadako: *laughing*

Riku: A horse in a T-pose getting dragged by a carriage moving by itself.

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Hitoshi: Hey, hey, Katsushi, what does this say?

Katsushi: Night club lap dance

Isamu: Lap club Night dance

Bunta: Lap night club dance

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Tamao and Daiki: *Watching fountain*

Hoizumi: NISHIOKA, DAIKI, STAND BACK!

Daiki: what?

Hoizumi: STAND BACK

Daiki and Tamao: *Rush away from fountain*

Tamao: Hey, Doi-chan, what the hell just happened?

Shiori: Everyone was trying to get to the front, and someone got pushed into the fountain.

Tamao: Ah

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Me: *writing this part*

Brother: let me edit your writing

Me: I think not, thot

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Kazue: Did you just shout gay at the singer?

Tomoyasu: I said yay

Kazue: Oh

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