Hi welcome to my new obsession: The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals

The Cast Talking about Tomoyasu: What an ass!

The Cast Talking about Tomoyasu: What an bitch!

The Cast Talking about Tomoyasu: What an cuckkkkkkk!!

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Hoizumi: Oh no! What am I gonna do without that DOLLAR I have to split with 5 other people?

Tomoyasu: You know what? I'm never coming back here again. That signs bullshit.

Hoizumi: Oh my god, so mean! *Flips him off*

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Isamu: Riku... I hate to say this right now, but this is what seat belts are for

Riku: *Has a bar through leg* Shiiiiitt-

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Sadako on stage: *Singing* Black Coffee, I'm your coffee gal

Sadako internally: N O!!!

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Class during 1st Class Trial

Kazue: Now for her headlining entrance

Ahiru and Hikari:  Time to swoon at her leading female essence

Katsushi and Bunta: Her name's the protag's title

Mayumi and Hitoshi: She's destined to go viral

Entire Cast: Here she is, her name is Shiori, enter now!!!!

Riku: ....Where the fuck is she?

Tomoyasu: I have no fucking clue

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Chiyo: If those things get you, they're gonna make sing and dance and all that shit you hate

Chiyo: So don't you let em

Sadako: Chiyo....

Sadako: There comes a time in every girl's life when she has to draw a line in the sand.

Sadako: And I

Sadako: Will never be in a fucking musical. (Willingly)

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Hoizumi: Wait, what did you do to Daiki??

Body Discovery 1

Tamao: Fucking gross-

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Shiori: Whose decision was it to line an alleyway with tons of shrubs??

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Daiki: I told you it was scarier then it sounds!!

Hoizumi: You were right, I didn't think about the implications

Hoizumi: Oh my god, I didn't think about it-

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Shiori: I don't know...Give us a warning or something next time, you know?

R E P E A T E D B A N G I N G

Shiori and Tamao: *Screams*

Tamao: dAiKi-

Daiki: Sorry, I tried to warn you

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Sadako: *Cocks gun* SING THE BEGINNING OF MOANA

Cast: What?

Sadako: I SAID SING GODDAMMIT

Cast: *Insert bad singing of Moana*

Katsushi: It's the circle of lifeeeeee

Hikari: ....That's not it

Sadako: ...All right

Sadako: That was terrible

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Shiori: Oh god, cherry on top of an already perfect day

Shiori: Sonoda, you need a ride?

Tomoyasu: In your shitty car? Yeah, I'd rather not crash and die. It's fine, thank you.

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Katsushi: Uh were you gonna sign up for the school football team?

Shiori: No.

Katsushi: Oh. Well it might be fun!

Shiori: Yeah. I don't want to though.

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Sadako: Oh, I'm on vocal rest!

Hitoshi: What?

Sadako: I'm on vocal re-

Sadako: Goddammit, Hitoshi, now I need to make a tea with honey okay?? Oh my god-

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Riku: *Walks into Coffee Store*

Riku: *Slams hands on counter* H E L L O

Riku: PLEASE, GOD, I JUST WANT A BLACK COFFEE

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Katsushi: *During the killing game* So uh, I know this is probably a bad time, but uh

Katsushi: What do you like? Do you like film?

Hikari: Yeah you know what, that is a bad time

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Katsushi: Who is it?

Hikari: Katsushi!

Katsushi: Don't lie to me whoever you are, I'm Katsushi!

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Tamao, investigating: What on Earth does that look like to you?

Hoizumi: God, I don't know, some kind of blue....shit??

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Mayumi: Alexa, initiate self destruct!

Kazue: Uh, I don't think it can do that, Mayumi....

Mayumi: *Sigh* It's 2018, and it caN'T EVEN BLOW ITSELF UP?-

Mayumi: FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

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Riku: BUSINESS CALLS I'M UP TO MY ASS IN SHIT-

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Tomoyasu: Tamao, I-

Hitoshi: *Comes around corner* WORKING BOYS YOU'RE UP TO YOUR ASS IN SHIT!

Tomoyasu: *Shoves Tamao towards Hitoshi* OKAY I'M JUST GONNA RUN AWAY NOW! I HATE YOU OKAY BYE

Tamao: *Gets taken away*

Shiori: GET THE FUCK BACK HERE YOU COWARD!

Tomoyasu: HEY I SAID I'D BE A BETTER PERSON, I'M STILL NOT A GOOD PERSON!

That's it and I highly recommend you to watch the musical. The full thing is on YouTube in HD with captions!