As a teenage girl, I know nothing about make up as much as I want to learn it because one— I don't have enough money to buy my own and my mom would murder me if I touched hers (even if she doesn't really do make up except just putting on lipstick and doesn't really know how to apply make up, she says they're saved for only special occasions) and number two— my dreadful, nonexistent art skills and chicken scratch penmanship is a huge giveaway of how the make up will go.

Since I know nothing about make up, I'll just be using make up tutorials as a guide to write this okay goodbye—

Formaggio

- Clueless af, but he acts like he knows what's up. He doesn't know which order he should follow, because instead of putting moisturizer and foundation first, he immediately tried to work on the mascara and eyeshadow, and he wasn't really neat doing it.

So you ended up with smudged mascara cascading down your water line with your eyes reddened after he accidentally poked your eye with the wand and he's already given up at that point.

Illuso

- He isn't as clueless as Formaggio, but he's a little bit confused because the only make up he knows are eye brow pencils, eyeliner, mascara, lipstick and powder and that's all. How is he supposed to know what a contour, foundation and eyeshadow are??? And what the fuck is that scary looking contraption??? It's supposed to go on your eye? Eye lashes?? An eyelash curler?? How does it not poke your eye when using it???

So the look ended up with your face thick with uneven foundation, uneven eyeliner, smudged lipstick and mascara and a very, very bright blush that isn't blended well.

Prosciutto

- He knows, honey, but his knowledge about them is very basic, but at least you won't worry about him poking your eye with the mascara wand. The look turned out fine, he just doesn't the how to contour so he ended up skipping that so now you look a tad bit like structure-less like an egg from the lack of contouring. I mean, it's fine, the look isn't bad nor is it good.

Pesci

- He's an artist and he once watched a make up tutorial just so he can see what procedures do models go through, so he knows a little bit about make up. But the problem is, he has never applied one to anyone yet. So when faced with a real subject, he was anxious because he might get rough with the brushes and equipments. Not to mention, drawing in paper is far different than a real living person. He was scared to get near your eye with a mascara wand and eyeliner.

The looks turned out great, a little rough around the corner but with practice he can improve!

Melone

- He doesn't really know anything about it, but he admires the absolute skill and dedication that goes through the process! He knows what every equipment is for, as well as order of application from deduction, but that's all. As for his application, he isn't sure whether he is putting too much or less. Not to mention, he spent too much time with the eyeliner application, and the amount of times he applies, erase and re-applies caused your skin to redden to he stopped and ditched the eyeliner.

Ghiaccio

- Confused. How do eyes have shadows??? Contour? As in— short for contortion? How can you not poke your eye out with whatever you're doing? How does those things not clog your skin? Oh they do? Why do you still continue to wear them???? He proceeds nontheless, because he just wants this to get over with and he is rough (not including the eyes. wouldn't want to blind you). He often complained how damn tiny your tools are and he can't manage them. 

"A skilled craftsman does not blame his tools—"

"Oh, what the fuck! What if my tools are just sticks and stones?! You think I can apply your goddamned make-up, huh?! That doesn't even make sense! The tools are a part of the craft and if they're considerably not well in condition do you think I can do things with it?! That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard—!"

Risotto

- I mean... I think you can try, sure go ahead. He definitely knows art, he is fond of them but he has not found an opportunity to make art on people's face. Similar to Pesci actually, but instead of being hesitant, he just goes for it, nothing will go wrong he's sure, he can just erase it and start again if ever mistakes were made. His hands are precise, he knows when to be firm, when to soft and when to be hard. The make up ended up pretty basic, but at least it isn't as much of a travesty as the others.

Gelato

-No.

Sorbet

- Had a history with liquid eyeliners and black eyeshadow, black lipstick so suffice to say I think he knows his shit. This motherfucker has mastered the art of a the smokey eye, so if that's your go-to, go to him. He'll be as harsh as he wants (depending how close you are, he typically doesn't find the effort to be soft when you're close because he knows you can take it). He isn't used to bright colours, so if that's what you want to go with, he'll proceed.