mittens
sos

sistaaa
sauce?

mittens
no you idiot s o s

sistaaa
ohhhh you in trouble?

mittens
deep trouble. like im talking
hotel for dogs deep deep
shit right now

sistaaa
why did your mind go to a
kids movie?

mittens
...so maybe i might have watched
it a couple weeks ago because
im a sucker for cute movies and
dogs but that's a big maybe and
totally not one hundred percent
true or anything

sistaaa
of course...

sistaaa
that's totally not hundred percent
true or anything

mittens
but i need some motherfucking
help okay?

sistaaa
what do you need?

mittens
how did you have the confidence
to tell me that you liked me?

sistaaa
okay if you're thinking that we
could be a thing again you are
so wrong because hi you need to
find yourself a tom holland

mittens
i don't wanna get back with you

sistaaa
rood

mittens
i wanna tell tom that i like him
and apologize and all that shit

sistaaa
i'll allow that as an excuse for not
wanting me back because i am
totally a catch

mittens
just tell me!!

sistaaa
well, text him with an apology first
of all. you told the guy that the
night you banged was a mistake
and that has to sting. tell him
that you're sorry and that you
were scared because you have
issues and all that shit

mittens
i don't wanna tell him i have issues,
what if he runs away because
they're too much??

sistaaa
how else are you gonna explain
why you said that shit before??

mittens
fair point

sistaaa
and shouldn't tom know what he's
getting into if he dates you instead
of going six months strong and
then realizing that oh shit you got
some issues you still need to
deal with. i mean, couples are
supposed to help each other

mittens
yeah

mittens
how are you and ethan by the
way?

sistaaa
five months strong baby

sistaaa
god i love him so much he's
really great. you deserve to
have a good relationship with
tom, he's good for you

mittens
yeah i think he is

mittens
im glad that you have ethan

sistaaa
me too

sistaaa
now go get your man