sistaaa
hi mitty do you mind explaining
the tweet you just deleted??

london boy
oh shit what tweet did he
just delete?????

sistaaa
it said "this just in: mitty
hates feelings"

london boy
omg i love it so much

london boy
why the fuck did you delete
it before i could screenshot
it???

sistaaa
already did it. i'll send it
to you later

london boy
omg thank youuuu

mittens
*checks the messages in the
gc*

mittens
*turns around and leaves*

sistaaa
i think tf not mitchell george
morrison

mittens
hi i don't appreciate you using
my full name xx

london boy
hi i don't appreciate you not
explaining your tweet that you
rudely deleted before i had
the chance to see it xx

mittens
fuck you guys

sistaaa
wouldn't you want to

mittens
nah i already did that

london boy
yeah cierra he's moved on

sistaaa
oh fuck off

lara jean
what the fuck is happening here???

sistaaa
scroll up

lara jean
cool

lara jean
OMG MITTY EXPLAIN NOW
BEFORE I FLY MY ASS TO
LONDON TO MAKE YOU

mittens
can't i just live and hate
feelings???

lara jean
never

lara jean
now explain

mittens
ugh

london boy
that is not a proper explanation

london boy
now use your words and
tell me everything

mittens
what are you my father

london boy
no but i could be your daddy

sistaaa
ewww no

mittens
pass pls

london boy
then tell me

mittens
i don't wanna

lara jean
you're a child

mittens
yep! that's me!

london boy
stop fucking quote raven
because you will never be
on her level

mittens
but i aspire to be her every day

lara jean
too bad. now spit it out

mittens
ugh tom's just really great

sistaaa
we fucking know that

mittens
and he's so nice

mittens
he let me take his goldfish

mittens
how sweet is that???

sistaaa
so sweet?

mittens
it really is

mittens
and god i hate him

lara jean
that took a turn

mittens
he's just so nice and so
easy to like and everything
but i don't WANNA like
him, you know???

lara jean
no

sistaaa
yes

london boy
so you admit that you like
him then????

mittens
a bit yeah

mittens
but i don't wanna

london boy
and why not

mittens
because he'll never like me
back

mittens
i mean, i'm a mess who the
world hates while he's this
wonderful and cute guy who
has this cute british accent
and is just SO NICE and
everyone loves him

mittens
of course he won't like me back

london boy
i don't know about that

mittens
and it's really hard because
i play his love interest
and we're gonna have to kiss
(don't tell anyone i said that
bc im not allowed to say anything
about the film) and uggghhhhhh

lara jean
it'll be fine mitty

sistaaa
and im super sure that he likes
you too

mittens
stop filling me with false
hope

lara jean
it's not false if it's true

london boy
wow thanks captain obvious

lara jean
stfu up and fuck off wes

london boy
never