Episode 2: day #6: second immunity challenge

Hi guys!!! I just wanted to say thank you to Gavroche1234 for writing the Gavroche lines in this!!! THANKS GAVIE :D

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Me: Welcome to your second immunity challenge!

Marius: why are there a bunch of red flags?

Me: I'm about to explain! For this challenge, you will all be holding onto a revolutionary flag and be hanging over this pool *points to the pool*

Marius: but I can't swim

Cat: You can't? nether can I!

Marius: TWINSIES!!! :)

Cosette: *rolls eyes*

Me: If you let go, you'll fall into the pool and you know what happens then?

Marius: you get wet?

Me: -_- no duh! you get eliminated from the challenge...the last person left standing-well, hanging will win immunity for their tribe! Now about the extra people-

Marius: *raises hand*

Me: yes Marius

Marius: our tribe has two extra people!

Me: will you let me finish! -_-

Marius: you weren't finished?

Me: -_- no...

Marius: kk

Me: well anyways...since the fou tribe has two extra members, you will be sitting two people out...

Marius: ooh! How about Enjolras and Joly!

Me: okay, Enjolras and Joly, please take a seat on the bench

Cosette: Those were our two strongest members of our team! Why would you sit them out?

Marius: okay, okay! this wasn't my brightest moment!

Me: actually I think this is one of your smartest moments

Marius: really :D

Me: *rolls eyes* just take your places!

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Time elapsed: five minutes...

Me: Your challenge starts now.....

Everybody: *Holding on to the flags*

Foreman: Geez this is harder than it looks!

Me: well for you Mr. Chicken arms!

Foreman: Hey! I lift weights everyday!

Me: -_-

Foreman: okay fine......Three times a week!

Me: -_-

Foreman: would you believe once a month?

Me: nope

Foreman: -_- okay I lifted weights yesterday...

Me: how much weight? Five pounds?

Foreman: maybe.....

Marius: OMG You can lift five pounds!!!!! How did you get them all to stay in your arms???

Cat: okay even I didn't get that...

Marius: You know, pounds! Like, dogs!

Me: you mean hounds?

Marius: oh yeah those!

Me: *rolls eyes*

Bobby: uh oh I'm slippin', I'm slippin'! *falls*

Me: and Bobby is the first one out!

Bobby: *spits out water* why did I feel something bite me?

Me: Oh, I put mini sharks in the water to give you guys extra motivation!

Bobby: Well, thanks for telling me before I fell into shark infested water!

Me: You're welcome!

Bobby: You really don't understand sarcasm do you -_-

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Time Elapsed: 30 minutes

Me: You guys have been holding on for 30 minutes and so far Bobby, Madame T., Monsieur T., Elmo, and Allen have been eliminated...and so far there have been no major concerns on the shark bites each one of those contestants has gotten!

Elmo: Elmo's hand hurts from the mean shark!

Allen: dude, you're made of stuffing

Elmo: Elmo is still hurt!

Allen: whatever dude

Coufeyrac: urrggghhhh!!!!! Me, why did you have to make this challenge so hard!

Gavroche: What? This is so easy! Coufeyrac! Probably the easiest one yet!

Coufeyrac: says the guy who probably weighs an ounce -_-

Gavroche: This only goes to show what little people can do.

Coufeyrac: yeah, yeah we get it! :P

Me: Don't be a poor sport Couf!

Coufeyrac: -_- don't call me that

Gavroche: Yeah, c'mon Couf! Dont be a poor sport cause you aint little no more!

Courfeyrac: thanks...I think.....HEY!!!! I'm not being a poor sport, I just think that it is easier for him!!!

Me: Are you now regretting eating those doughnuts Couf?

Coufeyrac: :P

Gavroche: I didn't regret it!

Coufeyrac: of course you didn't! *rolls eyes*

You: What did I do?

Coufeyrac: You, your a camera man?

You: uh duh!

Coufeyrac: uggghhhh my arm is asleep!!!

Marius: You won't believe it, but I think my brain has been asleep for years now :D

Coufeyrac: nope, I believe it

Marius: really? :D yay!!!

Cat: yay!!!

Cosette: uggghhh I've had enough of those two! *drops down* Their just a pain in my butt!

Me: nah, I think that's just the shark that bit your backside

Cosette: *screams in pain*

Me: ummmmm.....You! Cut to commercial! NOW!!!

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Me: Were you stupidly hanging over a pool of sharks by a flag, dropped down and now you got bitten by a shark where the sun does not shine? Well I have got the solution for your pain right here *holds up ointment* Now-

Cosette: GIMME THAT!!!!!!!!! *grabs tube*

Me: awww Cosette, you ruined my commercial!!!

Shark: Bleh! You owe me, Me!!! I prefer my blood not as bitter!!!

Cosette: excuse me???

Me: Hey! I'm not paying you to complain to me about how Cosette's blood tasted!

Shark: You're not paying me at all

Me: Yes I am, I let you bite Cosette....isn't that enough?

Cosette: HEY!!!!

You: Me, we overshot our commercial time

Me: Oh come on! Can I finish at least ONE commercial and have it be good???

Cosette: You can finish it, but I don't know about the "it being good" part

Me: -_-

You: Me, you have ten seconds

Me: whatever just go back to the challenge

You: but we're not ready-

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Marius: *picking nose*

Me: Marius, the camera is on!

Marius: huh?

Me: nevermind, wait how can you hold on with one hand?

Marius: magic?

Me: no I'm asking you

Marius: You were?

Me: yes

Marius: what was I supposed to do

Me: answer

Marius: I did

Me: no, you guessed

Marius: I'm a guest??? like a celebrity :D I feel so special :D

Me: *sigh* nevermind

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Time elapsed: two hours

Me: It has been two hours and I am extremely bored....mostly because no one has gotten their head bitten off by a shark yet.....and I so would have liked that for some contestants *cough* Marius *cough*......anyways, the final four are Gavroche, Eponine, Cat and Marius *looks again at flags* Marius is in the final four??? well, first day for everything....

Marius: whoooo!!!!! this is fun!

Eponine: says you!

Marius: You didn't say it, I did!

Eponine: *facepalm* oh shoot *drops*

Marius: well that was dumb

Gavroche: says you

Marius: You didn't say-

Eponine: oh don't go through THAT again! or at least don't until I'm out of the water...Gavroche may not weigh a lot, but I'm sure he hurts if he falls on you....

Gavroche: It's true

Eponine: *rolls eyes*

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Time elapsed: one hour

Me: you guys still up there?

Marius: up there, like "beyond the barricade" up there *looks to the sky*

Me: no.....*mutters* but I wish for SOME people

Marius: I don't want to be beyond the barricade!!! I haven't even gone yond the barricade nevermind Beyond!!!!!!!!! WAAHHHHH *drops*

Me: and Marius is out! ummm.....Marius you have a little something on your face.....

Marius: *muffled* what?

Shark: *hangs off of Marius's face*

Me: you seriously don't feel that?

Marius: what? the dolphin biting my face? nah...

Me: okay then........

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Time elapsed: Two hours...

Me: *snores*

Cat: HIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!! :D

Me: wha????? oh hi Cat *falls back to sleep*

Cat: *sits down and plays with hair*

Me: *opens eyes* CAT???? you dropped out?

Cat: yeah!

Me: okay then, Gavie won for the drôle tribe!!!

Enjolras: what was that Cat??

Cat: hehehe that was rhymey!!!!

Enjolras: answer!!!

Cat: what?

Enjolras: -_- why did you drop off!!

Cat: I was lonely!!!

Enjolras: who cares about your lonely soul! We strive towards a larger goal!!!

Cat: ooh! that was rhymey too!!!! you should be a poem!!!

Enjolras: don't you mean poet?

Cat: yeah that!

Enjolras: -_-

Me: well, tune in next time to see who will be sent home from the fou tribe and I'm sure everybody on that tribe wants it to be Marius!!!

Marius: wants me to be what?

Me: ermmmm.....a pretty unicorn!

Marius: YAY! :D

Me: *facepalm*

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