Me: OK come in tribes!

*dramatic swishing sound*

Me: Oh will you stop with that!!! ermmm...OK for this reward, you will be playing for something that is really important, special, and what you all want!!!

Enjolras: Hairgel?

Gavroche: Chocolate chip cookies? *cough* Enjolras *cough*

Cosette: Marius?

Cat and Marius: Llamas?

Me: Nope! Fishing gear!

Enjolras: but we aren't surrounded by water! in fact we had to march over a mile to get to the barricade from the water!

Me: Well I saw it on the show!

Enjolras: and you thought we NEEDED it here?

Me: kinda

Enjolras: well that's kinda stupid if you ask me!

Me: Well nobody asked you!

Enjolras: -__-

Me: OK tribes...what you are going to do is a barricade shooting competition!

Both tribes: O_O

Cosette: Isn't that like...I DON'T KNOW DANGEROUS!!!

Me: Don't worry! It's laser guns!..and you'll all be wearing protective gear

 Marius: Oh good!

Cosette: How is that good?

Marius: We get protective gear!!! Duh!!!

Me: OK the rules are simple!!! You have a laser gun...you shoot it at people...don't get hit...and if you get hit..YOU ARE OUT!!! Last person will win the reward for their tribe!! OK let's get suited up!

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Me: OK now that you are all wearing protective glasses which make you all look like large flies and full armor which really isn't for your protection, but more to weight you down....but yeah....let's just get started....ok ready set go!

*everybody scatters*

Cat: Ooh!!!!!!!! Pretty lights!!!!!

Cosette: *shoots laser at Cat*

Marius: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps in front of Cat*

Cat: awww I can't believe you took the laser for me!! :D :D :D

Marius: *lays on ground dramatically*  *cough* of course!!! You're awesome!!! *cough* I think I swallowed a fly *cough*

Cat: awwww!!!! thanks buddy!!! You're awesome too!!!! Hang in there!!!

Marius: Don't worry! A little rain won't hurt me now!

Pony: HEY THAT'S MY LINE!!!!

Marius: WHATEVER!!!

Pony: -__-

Cat: You're going to make it Mary!!!

Marius: I don't know for sure! that laser hit me pretty hard!!!

Me: DUDE!!! It's a LASER!!!!

Cat: HELP!!! MARIUS IS WOUNDED!!!

Me: *sighs* *face palm*

Cat: What?? He IS!!!!

Cosette: *tries not to strangle Cat* >:( >:( >:( >:( *shoots laser again at Marius* DO YOU LIKE HER INSTEAD OF ME?????

Cat: He probably does, by the way...who's "her"?

Cosette: *runs out crying*

Marius: WAIT COSETTE!!!! Don't leave me while I'm dying!!!!

Me: DUDE!!!! Let me get this into your tiny little brain....YOU ARE NOT DYING!!!! IT'S A LASER!!!!

Marius: Really?

Me: YES!!

Marius: OMG I'M ALIVE!!!! I LIVED!!!!

Cat: YAYYY!!

Marius: YAAAYYYY!!

Me: *face palm* Okay either way...Marius you are out, Cat you are still in. Marius go sit down on the bench.

Marius: *looks around* were you talking to me?

Me: *facepalm* just go sit down!!!

Marius: KK :D

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Marius's confessionals...

Marius: I'm having the best day ever!!! I was dying and then I surived!!! I'M A TRUE SURVIVOR hehehehehehehehe :D

Me: Why do we even waste film on you?

Marius: is film what is shown on TV?

Me: Yes...

Marius: KK! Oh, but what does TV stand for?

Me: -__- *walks away*

Marius: hello?

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Me: OK it is ten minutes into the game and so far the only person who has gotten out is Marius....of course...I think I see Pony now....and Cosette....and Gavie....and a chocolate chip cookie in Gavie's hand...

Cosette: *aims laser gun at Pony* This is for being mean to me when we were younger! *shoots laser at Pony*

Me: Pony is out now! Take a seat on the bench!

Pony: Wait what? urrrgg!!! COSETTE >:( I'm SO getting you back >:(

Cosette: Well you are out now so you can't...so HA HA!!

Eponine: -__-

Gav: Did someone get my sister out? *tries to talk with mouth full of cookie pieces* *shoots laser at Cosette*

Cosette: YES I GOT EPONINE OUT!!!! REVENGE IS FULLFILLED-HEY!!! *gets hit with laser*

Gav: What were you saying about revenge?

Cosette: -__-

Me: and just like that, Cosette is out too!!! go sit on the bench...

Cosette: I do NOT want to sit next to Marius!

Eponine: Can I for you?

Cosette: NO!

Eponine: awww.... :(

Me: Will Cosette ever forgive Marius? Will Marius ever learn what TV stands for? Find out after the break!

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Commercial...

Thenardier: Do you have any valuable stuff just lying around picking up dust? Are you afraid someone might steal them?

Madame Thenardier: If those things are true for you then bring us ALL of your valuables and we will keep them in a safe place for you!

Thenardier: Don't be afraid to bring some money too to keep safe until a rainy day!

Madame Thenardier: We promise not to take TOO much of your stuff while we are taking care of it!

Thenardier: So come on down and give us Money!!!

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Back from the game...

Time elapsed: 1 hour...

Me: OK it has been an hour and I am SO BORED!!! Well, the people who are out so far are Marius: no surprise, Eponine, Cosette, Elmo, Allen, Grantaire, Foreman, Joly, and Bobby...they either have no aim or no dodging skills...either way...THEY ARE ALL LOSERS

Eponine: Gee thanks Me

Me: You're welcome!

Eponine: -__-

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Javert: *sneaks around corner* *shoots laser* HAHA!! I GOT YOU OUT!!! HAHAHA!!!

Thenardier: I'm on your team!

Javert: oops...

Madame Thenardier: *shoots laser at Javert*

Javert: HEY!

Madame Thenardier: I just did what you did!

Javert: -__- Now we are down 2 contestants...

Madame Thenardier:......oops

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Gavroche: OK I think we should split up and try to corner them!

Fantine: Split up?

Gavroche: That's what I said right?

Fantine: Yeah but-

Gavroche: OK let's go! *runs away*

Jehan: *runs away*

Coufeyrac: *runs away*

Fantine: but-but-but I don't like to be left alone :'(

Madame Thenardier: *shoots laser at Fantine*

 Fantine: *gets hit by laser* ugghh!!! See! This is why I don't like being left alone!

Madame Thenardier: I thought  you did want to be left alone like Felix left you

Fantine: *shrugs* getting hit with a laser, being left with a child with no money....same thing

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Time elapsed: 2 days...

Me: OK it has been over two days and frankly I have forgotten why we are all here....ummmm yeah... there are only two people left: Enjolras and Gavroche!

Enjolras: Sorry little buddy, but I have to do this! I hope you will forgive me and my whole team for getting you ou- *gets hit by laser* HEY!!!

Gav: Sorry dude, but you were yabbing on and on and on and on!!! I needed to do something!

Me: And the winner is the  drôle tribe! I actually don't have the fishing gear because after two days, I kinda lost it, but when I find it I'll give it to you....how about a hug instead?

Both tribes: -__- *walks away*

Me: So much for team spirit....

Marius: I'll take a hug

Me: *walks away*

Marius: Hello? What does TV stand for again? Hello?