Me: Come on in tribes!

*crickets chirping*

Me: Like NOW!!! *clears throat* OK it's time for your first immunity challenge!

*dramatic swishing sound*

Me: You will race through the streets of France avoiding whatever obstacles go in your way! Then, you will climb a VERY and I mean VERY steep barricade, climb down it, and then cross the finish line. The first person from each tribe to cross the finish line first wins individual immunity that is only good for THEIR first tribal counicl. The first ENTIRE tribe that crosses the finish line first, wins immunity and is safe from the vote! The person who won individual immunity from the winning tribe will have immunity until he/she goes to their first tribal council.

*Marius raises his hand*

Me: Immunity means you have a resistance or protection from something.

Marius: Oh thanks! :D

Me: OK....on your mark...get set....GO!!! and the two tribes are off! Enjolras and Gavie are in the lead for their tribes with Pony and Cosette right behind! And Cat and Marius....still at the start...What are you two doing here? I said GO!!

Marius: Go where?

Me: Start the race!

Cat: Why?

Me: Because you want to win immunity!!!

Marius: what's that again?

Me: Just run!

*They take off running*

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In the lead with Enjolras and Gavroche...

Enjolras: *pants and runs*

Gav: *pants* do *pants* you think *pants* we've lost them? *pants* can we *pants* rest for like *pants* a minute?

Enjolras: I *pants* don't really *pants* know...

*Cosette and Pony run by*

Cosette and Pony: Bye boys!

Gav and Enjolras: OH COME ON!

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In last place with Marius and Cat...

Cat: Do you remember why we're running?

Marius: No not really...and I really need to go to the bathroom!

Cat: Me too!!!

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Somewhere in the middle with Bobby and Joly...

Bobby: Looks like we're the underdogs!

Joly: Yeah, not many people have noticed us much...

Bobby: I say we team up...I've watched this show before and it's always better to start an alliance in the first few days...

Joly: OK, highfive!

Bobby: ummm...no dude

Joly: :(

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 Joly's confessionals...

Joly: Bobby is OK I guess...we have a lot in common, well sort of, and I guess it's good to have a strong alliance early on in the game..although, having an alliance usualy backfires... *shrugs*

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Somewhere near the end...

Me: I am at the barricade now waiting for the contestants to arrive. Oh! I see someone! it's-it's-it's...time for a commerical break!

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Commercial Break...

Me: Do you want to annoy someone, but you don't have the guts to do it? Hire ME to annoy any person you like: Old, young, male, female! ME can annoy just about everyone! Let's hear from the victims how good, or should I say bad, Me really is!

Eponine: Me makes me want to rip my hair out and scream!

Grantaire: Me always blows LOUD trumpets in my ear while I'm either hung over or asleep! It's really annoying!

Marius: ....is it my line?

Me: Yes

Marius: Oh...what should I say?

Me: Didn't you memorize your line?

Marius: No! It's so hard!

Me: Your line is "Me is so annoying! Hire her!"

Marius: HOW DID YOU REMEMBER THAT?!?

Me: uuuggghhh! someone get the hook!

Marius: I'm not a fish

Me: Just get out of here

Marius: *leaves*

Me: *clears throat* OK so you have heard from the victims! Me is pretty annoying so if you need to annoy someone, Hire Me! You can go online to-

Director: Actually Me, you have ran out of time for your commercial..well I'm using the last five seconds to let you know the camera is going to turn off...

Me: WAIT!!! NO!!! If you want to hire Me go online to www-

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Me: OK we're back! When we left off, the first person was about to come into sight from the barricade! It's...the one, the only.....umm..wait...just a sec.....GAVIE!!!!

Gav: *pants and runs*

Me: Right behind him is Pony and then Cosette...I guess they lost Enjie somewhere back there....OK so Gavie is climbing the barricade, WOW he's flying up the barricade (not literally of course) and Pony is right on his tail! Oh this is a race! and the winners for individual immunity are....Gavie and Cosette!

Gav: *pants* hehe *pants* sorry sis

Eponine: *pants* it's fine

Cosette: I did it? *pants* I won? *pants*

Me: Now we just have to see which tribe will make it up and over the barricade the quickest!

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Time elapsed: 5 min.....

Me: I see three other people rounding the corner!!! They are.....Enjy! and.....Jehan! and....Elmo? Isn't he like a puppet?

Eponine: Yeah I think so...

Me: Geez, that puppet can move like lightning! OK Enjolras, Jehan, and Elmo have crossed the finish line! Now the drôle tribe has four people who have crossed the finish line and the fou tribe has only two people...

Cosette: Come on guys!!!!

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Time elapsed: 15 min...

Me: OK we have been here 15 minutes and haven't seen any signs of anybody else....wait! I see a whole bunch of people coming around the corner now!

Cosette: Are they members of the Fou tribe?!?

Me: They are...The Thenardiers (Mr. and Mrs.)! and...Joly running beside Bobby! Suddenly this game just got much more even....drôle still has four people and Fou has six and is now in the lead!

Cosette: Yes!

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Time elapsed: 7 min...

Me: Oh! I see more people! OK we have Javert, the foreman and Allen slowly, but surely getting up the barricade!

Cosette: How many more people do we have left?

Enjolras: I think two...

Cosette: Yay!!!

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Time elapsed: 3 min....

Me: OK we are coming down to the wire here! I see almost the rest of the drôle tribe coming around the corner!

Cosette: No!

Me: Yes! they are Azelma-

Gav and Pony: YAY! GO SIS!!!

Me: *clears throat* they are Azelma, Fantine, Couferac and Grantaire!!! That means that all drôle needs to do it get Jean Valjean up and over the barricade to win immunity!

Cosette: There goes our lead...

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Time elapsed: 3 hours...

Me: OK it has been three hours and frankly, I don't really remember why we're here...I have been spending too much time with Marius...OK I think I see the last three figures rounding the corner!!! No wait only two! They are...Cat!!! and ....Marius?

Cat: HIIIII!!!!!!!!! I had to go pee and then we got lost...

Eponine: How did you get lost? There was a trail...

Marius: There was?

Eponine:...yes....

Marius: oh...

Cosette: Wait? Where's papa?

Me: I sent people out to search for him..but for now...the Fou Tribe wins immunity!!! which is actually really not how I thought this would go..

Enjolras: Gee thanks

Me: Well head back to your camps and drôle tribe: I'll see you at tribal council...

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OK that was the first immunity challenge!!! Just saying, I'm trying to write this so it's unexpected who wins and stuff...I'm not going to be bias while writting this because if I was, I would want Pony and Enjie to win immunity and the drôle tribe to win immunity, but I tried to not be bias...OK I hope you enjoyed reading and the next day should be up soon! Oh and I based this challenge off the first immunity/reward challenge in survivor Gabon!!!